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so after reading that thread from @brother walt :lolbron:

it got me thinking




poor breh told that sick story and it has to be one of the worst simpin stories I've ever heard in my entire life

:mjlol:




but I ain't gon do breh like that.... Imma tell my simp story and show that we all been there, did that :yeshrug:


although not as bad as you, @brother walt :scusthov:



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so this took place in 2010 and it happened over the space of a month

this bad yella chick (it's always the yella ones :deadrose:)

had just moved to my city

she was in a relationship and I knew it.... but he was back home and she was in my city now....

so I was checking her out for a min.... seeing her here and there, speaking.... she was flirting with me so I'm thinking cool

she gon leave her man for me :ahh:


so we traded numbers, talked on the phone one night.... she loved my voice (all chicks love my voice) and she couldnt get enough

it wasn't just me calling her... she was calling me.... so things got heavy quick, but not sexual

but in my defense, I WAS on the search for a wife, not a f@#$ buddy
she would call me up at night, and we'd talk and like I said, stuff got heavy real quick

even though we weren't sexing, we were discussing sex A LOT

ppl kept trying to warn me about her tho.... ppl being "my dad"

my dad came up to me one day out the blue and told me he didn't think that me talking to her was a good idea :wtf:

I'm like :aicmon: you don't even know her, dad.... she cool

so my dad left it alone

then a couple days later, my mother came to me and said the same thing....
now here's where, if I was thinking straight, I would have been :lupe: :whoa:

but instead I was :why: , all wrapped up in the allure of this p*ssy that I hadn't even touched yet...

so I started wildin out

"why y'all keep saying that.... I don't need to hear this stuff from y'all.... you just don't want me to be happy.... I know what I'm doing.... I'm a grown @$$ man.... I don't need this"

:snoop:


I got extra wild with my folks, thinking with my dikk, not realizing that my folks only wanted the best for me, and they saw this heffa's true colors a mile away


so here's how it started

stories started getting around to me, about her flirting with other dudes

:beli: I asked her about it, and she would tell me over and over that it wasn't true and ppl were just making up stuff on her

so I was a lil :leostare: but I trusted her, and went :yeshrug: I believed her

she would look out for me on the small stuff, and we even started saying we loved each other

next thing I knew the stories about her talking to other men started getting louder and louder

and finally she came to me one day and told me she couldn't do this anymore.... :stopitslime:

I didn't know what was going on, breh.... at that point in time, I didn't know about the lies and deceit of women...

I had been taught all my life that women are these dainty innocent creatures that we elevate and put on pedestals, and surely this angelic creature wouldn't lie to my face

so I couldn't make sense of her telling me all that time (3 weeks worth :mjlol: ) about how much she loved me and wanted to be with me and wanted me to be her husband and the father of her children

only for her to come back weeks later and tell me that it's not gonna work
I was so caught up in the titties and ass and yellaness and the promise of p*ssy that it almost derailed my entire life

and the thing that really messed me up was the fact that I was still green at that time and didn't quite understand women yet

so after all this stuff, chick telling me that she didn't really wanna be with me etc etc

then she REALLY started playing games

back during the good times, we would talk on the phone a lot, but we also talked on Yahoo messenger too

after she cut things off with me, every day I would go to the computer and see some sexual message she would put up

for no other reason than to mess with my head :russ:

and I knew that's what she was doing.... so I wrote her a letter, brehs.... an e-letter, but a letter nonetheless :mjcry:


poured out my heart to this chick the way only a true simp could, told her how I felt about her.... and I told her that if she ain't wannna be with me, then just leave me alone and let me move on with my life


I'm thinking that the fact that I wrote this heartfelt tender letter to this chick was gonna make her see the error of her ways, and even if she ain't wanna be with me, she would stop trying to do things to purposely get under my skin




..............:upsetfavre:

she only amped it up a notch

we wound up talking on the phone and I cussed her out like a lil b!#@*

I spent an hr on the phone arguing with this chick and I'm almost 100% sure she was on the other end of the phone like :mjlol:


so I wound up cutting off all communication with her for my own sanity's sake and going back to ground zero

breh, this was one of those life-evaluating L's that she handed me

it made me realize that OBVIOUSLY I was doing something wrong.... so I stopped trying to talk to women for a while.... I just took some time off to work on myself and build myself up, cause even though I had the mindset of a simp, I had just enough self-awareness to realize that I was a simp and realize that I needed to change

that was the last L I ever took from a chick




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I still see her (all the time in fact)

she's married now and last I heard, she got caught up with some underage boy (while married) :mjlol:

so I actually dodged a bullet :yeshrug:

























ADD ON BREHS :blessed:
































cliffs: met a bad yella chick, she was a thot.... were talking for a month, she sold me dreams... I believed her cause I was raised to think women were lil queens... found out the hard way.... am a better man for it today
 
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nobody gon post a story

really? :martin:


everybody must got that Brother Walter level types of simpin and too ashamed to admit it :jbhmm:

Them stories be too long LOL

but my simp Ls : paid a nikka rent twice, fought a nikka with a water bottle and sexed him after same day with marks on my face, been in NUMEROUS situations where I fukked one dude and then run into other nikkas he knows that I fukked, wrote love letters crying, sat outside a nikka house for SIX hours to catch him come out so we could "talk" :snoop:, hysterical crying ONLY for attention, apologizing when I did nothing wrong :why:, etc. Etc. Etc.
 
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Them stories be too long LOL

but my simp Ls : paid a nikka rent twice, fought a nikka with a water bottle and sexed him after same day with marks on my face, been in NUMEROUS situations where I fukked one dude and then run into other nikkas he knows that I fukked, wrote love letters crying, sat outside a nikka house for SIX hours to catch him come out so we could "talk" :snoop:, hysterical crying ONLY for attention, apologizing when I did nothing wrong :why:, etc. Etc. Etc.






:dwillhuh: :dahell:

we need details baby girl :feedme:
 

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:dwillhuh: nikkas really scared in here b


it can't be any worse than Walt..... can it :lupe:

Of course it is. But nobody likes to be reality about their Ls. Mostly bc they talk so much shyt on here and secondly because they care what (even anonymous posters) think of them.

Also, your OP was too long and the thread title was too official sounding....thread making is an art :francis: but this was a bold topic and should be discussed


People talk about the same shyt over and over on here, retool it :yeshrug: @ some nikkas and use some gifs

Then you're ready to converse feel me....I got all kinds of free gems:takedat:
 
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Of course it is. But nobody likes to be reality about their Ls. Mostly bc they talk so much shyt on here and secondly because they care what (even anonymous posters) think of them.

Also, your OP was too long and the thread title was too official sounding....thread making is an art :francis: but this was a bold topic and should be discussed


People talk about the same shyt over and over on here, retool it :yeshrug: @ some nikkas and use some gifs

Then you're ready to converse feel me....I got all kinds of free gems:takedat:




there's an art to making threads? :ohhh:


I need to hit your pms so you can teach me
 
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