wife taking hella long to cook all this damn food at one time like t-bone, shrimp and crab legs - it's surf n turf night

baby just ordered the NFL package on disk network before the season started

all her friends wants to hosts parties at our 4,000 square foot home
still having brand new games wrapped in its original plastic because you can't play them all
drinking way to much alcohol over the weekend knowing your liver is on its last leg
when you wake up in the morning, you turn on the water to get it nice and hot while you taking a shyt and checking up on the Coli seeing what struggle posts been made the night before.
you got your AC chilling at 74F during the Georgia summer

, you all up in the house wearing sweats and a hoodie because the wife don't want to turn it off
you don't even budget anymore because you know you got it
you get a shyt ton of credit card offers in the mail
you don't look at the price on the menu's anymore when you go out ot eat
you dont ride around on any base car models anymore
this whole damn post got me