Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
chimps bite faces and maim humans.
their jaw and grip strength is uncharted.
a chimp would kill a man.
plus that man would not look like himself afterwards as a corpse.
art barr
SPIN: Which mammals do you think a human could take in a fight?
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chimps bite faces and maim humans.
their jaw and grip strength is uncharted.
a chimp would kill a man.
plus that man would not look like himself afterwards as a corpse.
art barr
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Herbivores are more territorial than carnivores and if you get near a mother's offspring she will fukk your shyt up. I never got this notion that "AllHerbivoresAreHarmless."
It's also funny how people don't know the definition of mammal on here.
It's also funny how people don't know the definition of mammal on here.
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Maybe a hare, they look like they'd be pretty scrappy though so I'd expect some injury.
one of those gay looking dogs like a golden retriever or something. id fight one
they dont have thumbs breh. ill take a couple bites but hes going down. trust
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I think I would be able to take on zoboomafoo
The sloth weighs an average of 9 pounds, on top of that its the slowest moving mammal on earth. You could easily kick its head clean off before it even knew what was going on. 
at the idea of a sloth killing somebody 
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art, if you can't beat a sloth you are pathetic. a sloth wouldn't even be able to catch and grip you, you could run circles around it throwing punches and kicking it. do you know how slow they move?
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This is very true. Elephants/Gorillas and Rhinos to name a few. Deers can get territorial as hell too with their offspring (that one video of the mother messing up that dog comes to mind.) But other than the odd video of Lions ganging up on a Elephant, they are the herbivores not to be messed with.
@ the 2nd part.
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
nikka animals do not have a methodology to fighting, a human.
they are malleable.
if you kick at a sloth and miss,...which is logical.
as, animals are more aware of their physiology in confrontation than you.
then, said sloth applies grip strength seizing your appendage and jaw biting power to your leg.
what then,.......i will tell you what.
as you experiemce foriegn pain and tremoundous system stallijg shock from one bite.
said sloth, closes the distance.
climbing on you with razor sharo tree climbing long as fukk claws and grip strength, you go down and he has his way with you.
i do not fukk with possums,...
i look at sloths as way more dangerous than a possum and possums are woodland bad ass.
you two can keep thinking that,....
when we talking animals,....
i am talking weapons,.......fukk all that bare-fisted champion shyt.
you nikkaz must have never ever play fought with your cat.
then, it got real and it bit you for real.
you not neglecting the shock of an animal biting you with all its jaw strength, in a for real confrontation.
sorry you just not,..this shyt is not your dog play fighting with you.
being nice and only playfully gnawing at you.
these are wild animals, b!!!
you nikkaz must have never been bit or seen just chipmunk bites.
what happens when a sloth moves effectively slow.
uses its grip strength you will not remove from your limb and bites you.
it only takes a half pound of pressure to break any human bone.
animals jaw strength in confrontation can apply said pressure, with no doubt.
you gon be like, one of the funniest hof simpson moments.
just like homer simpson getting attacked going into the bushes.
talking about when i rush in and chase'em out!
bart, you bash'em.
then, yelling,..d'oh, get him off a me, get him off a me.
art barr
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
This is very true. Elephants/Gorillas and Rhinos to name a few. Deers can get territorial as hell too with their offspring (that one video of the mother messing up that dog comes to mind.) But other than the odd video of Lions ganging up on a Elephant, they are the herbivores not to be messed with.
this is true,.....
herbivores will fukk you up.
if you encountered a hippo in a mud pond.
he would bite you and take a limb.
go google hippo bites and look at how large in area the bites cover.
plus how sadistic their teeth marks are.
a charging rhino can demolish a car.
a chArging gorilla will go wookie aPe shyt crazy on you in a confrontation.
nikkaz think animals have some restraint in a confrontation.
no, animals in confrontstion know it means life or death and react instantly in that manner.
art barr
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Dapper Don Don Boss of Bosses Chief of Chiefs
art, ain't no one gonna miss hitting a sloth. come on. you think a sloth is quick enough to be able to grab someone throwing a jab? and if by the most ridiculous reasons you miss that slow of a target and they grip you, you could easily lift it up and slam it repeatedly to the ground with one arm. once that adrenaline kicks in it from it grabbing you, you are gonna go wild and do anything at that point, my money is definitely on a human. and a (house) cat could scratch and bite you but once you get a hold of it, it's over. squeeze the throat till they stop moving. and please tell me you didn't play with a cat growing up.
And not just any human, but the strongest ones.
I think a skilled heavyweight MMA fighter might be able to stand a chance against a small black bear
or a cougar
First of all, the ROAR of a bear 3 feet away from you or closer alone is gonna make you piss your pants. You've already lost the fight.
A cougar? Nah, nobody is beating ANY sort of undomesticated cat. Anything that lives and survives off killing, no modern human is messing with.
Hell a cow doesn't even eat meat, only has bottom teeth and you're not beating up a cow.