The first one she posted sounds like me
Spinny: The Man Translator
- Thread starter TheFemalePerspective
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this post made me laugh. take notes OP. It's funny not only because it's true but also because he manages to flip your thread in an ironic way and it still fits the original purpose. this is an example of a post adding value. Dope execution, creativity, it's like the post took you on a journey. At first you wanted to say "fukk this simp ass nikka" until you scroll down and see what he did there.
Hilarious! And also very true. These Coli nikkas in here are just hatin cuz it applies to them.
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Maybe if I humor this stupid ass bytch, she'll let me hit.
Your post on the other hand was very lazy, predictable, involved no creativity, didn't really drop knowledge, it was just blah...You think people are picking on you because you're going at males but if you really take the time to reflect and keep it real with yourself, you'll see that people just aren't feeling it because it was a lame post. You know it's a lame post. Stop looking for validation from other people. Get to know yourself, make peace with yourself and accept yourself without seeking so much.
Flay Mayweather
Superstar
Did somebody laugh?
Found this...
He says....
I really get into talking about my feelings.
I'll talk about my feelings if it gets me into your pants.
I'm not very close to my family.
Will you be my mommy?
Ikea rocks!
I've got huge student loans.
I go out with my buddies at least once a week.
I'm dating other women.
I love lingerie!
Can I try on yours?
I talk to my parents every day.
Are you codependent too?
I'm not looking for a serious relationship right now.
Wanna do it?
I don't believe in sex before marriage
I think I'm gay, but humor me for a few months okay?
I'd love for you to meet my mother on our 2nd date.
I'm definitely gay, but cover for me for a few months okay?
I still really value you as a friend.
I still want you for booty calls.
My career has always been my top priority
I have a two inch penis.
The sexiest thing about you is your mind.
You're not that attractive but I'll still sleep with you.
I work out a lot.
I really love my body! Can I show you?
This is so special. Let's keep it between us.
I'd be totally humiliated if anyone knew we were dating.
My pager is the best way to reach me.
I have a girlfriend.
"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Whatever you say....As long as you shut up
I need you.
My hand is tired.
Was it good for you?
Were you faking it again?
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TheFemalePerspective
All Star
You're right.
I'll try harder.. next time.
that's the whole point. you were already trying too hard. Be you. stop seeking so much.
TheFemalePerspective
All Star
Ok, thanks for the tips.
Pager huhFound this...He says....
I really get into talking about my feelings.
I'll talk about my feelings if it gets me into your pants.
I'm not very close to my family.
Will you be my mommy?
Ikea rocks!
I've got huge student loans.
I go out with my buddies at least once a week.
I'm dating other women.
I love lingerie!
Can I try on yours?
I talk to my parents every day.
Are you codependent too?
I'm not looking for a serious relationship right now.
Wanna do it?
I don't believe in sex before marriage
I think I'm gay, but humor me for a few months okay?
I'd love for you to meet my mother on our 2nd date.
I'm definitely gay, but cover for me for a few months okay?
I still really value you as a friend.
I still want you for booty calls.
My career has always been my top priority
I have a two inch penis.
The sexiest thing about you is your mind.
You're not that attractive but I'll still sleep with you.
I work out a lot.
I really love my body! Can I show you?
This is so special. Let's keep it between us.
I'd be totally humiliated if anyone knew we were dating.
My pager is the best way to reach me.
I have a girlfriend.
"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Whatever you say....As long as you shut up
I need you.
My hand is tired.
Was it good for you?
Were you faking it again?
DuncanWebayama
webayama 7'5" hall of fame loc
so much negativity, can we just come together like two people and love each other like nature?
Nintendough
#Kliq
"I want a woman who works and can take care of herself; I love independent women. Man fcuk these goldiggers" = I'm broke. Lord, please don't make me take care of a woman, when I can't even take care of myself. I hate my life.
"Do you see that slut over there?" = Man, she looks good. Real good. I bet I'd never have a chance with her. I hate my life.
"Fcuk social media. All of these wh0res are just on there to get attention." = Why doesn't anyone give me any attention? I hate my life.
.. Add a few more.
Lets be honest here, you have no life experience. I don't even know you and your introverted, virgin energy radiates through the screen.
stepbackj34spud
Top 75 All-Time
That was hilarious to me.
At the wolves going straight in on her threadAnd
@ the broads of TheColi for leaving her hangin' #NoCourage 
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