Spinoff: WOAT RPG Characters?

Spatial Paradox

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As for Cloud. He has no personality or character. He's like a cardboard box. He has even less personality that Lightning who at the start of her game is an a$$hole but at the end of it is a somewhat softer gentler a$$hole who can smile and make jokes. The best moments with Cloud are Aerith screwing around with him because he's such a stick in the mud. After her death and especially in Advent Children he becomes an even worse person.

Cloud and Squall are the type of people who never smile or laugh at anything really. miserable people with messed up developments who never get over themselves or how they grew up.

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That's the only likable main protagonist of the PS generation Final Fantasies. He was a fun decent person with an actual personality that wasn't an emo or constantly brooding around who's development was seemingly stunted in childhood.

I'm not seeing how Cloud's just a cardboard cutout/emo/etc. He does come off as a bit of a callous jerk at the beginning of the game, but even that doesn't last long. They haven't even left Midgar before he shows he does care about those around him (why else would he crossdress to get into Don Corneo's mansion, besides the fact that Tifa was in there and he didn't want Aerith going in alone), and he does have a sense of humor (at several points, he says things that he knows will get a rise out of Barret). And even his moment's of being a jerk weren't always completely unjustified. He tells Yuffie that he doesn't care about Wutai's history or her feelings and they just want their materia back. And while you're probably thinking "well, that comment shows that he was still an a$$hole", except Yuffie had just run off with all of the party's materia and they had just caught up with her. And to top it off, she suckers them again right after telling them she's going to give it back to them. And yet, later in the game he's giving her advice on how to deal with her airsickness, probably because he can empathize, since he's prone to carsickness.

This is without even getting into the major character growth he goes through throughout the game. He's definitely not the same character at the end of the game that he was in the beginning.

If anything, in terms of character development, Zidane is probably the worst out of the three. He experiences zero character growth throughout the game. None. The only time he faces any kind of challenge to his identity or shows any real depth to his character beyond being the upbeat hero is when he meets Garland. And when faced with the truth of his existence, that he was nothing more than a literal angel of death, how does Zidane handle it? He ends up acting as "emo" as you say Cloud and Squall were.

If you're not a fan of more serious characters, that's fine. I like FFIX Zidane as a character, but if any PS era protagonist was a cardboard cutout personality-wise, it'd be him.
 

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Is it just me or did Cooke and Mack sound like Phil and Lil from the Rugrats? :russ:

And yeah my nomination is the entire FFXIII cast. I didnt like anyone in that game. It was unbearable to play through. Cant believe they made 3 of them :sadcam:

And in terms of lil kid characters, most are godawful, but dont forget the exception to the rule. Rydia DA LEGENDARY summoner from FF4. Her entire story arc was awesome.
 

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I nominate...
Rinoa.jpg

:beli: :dahell:

Let's see...A part of some lame anarchist organization, composes dumb plan to kidnap the President, arguing for no apparent reason all the time, wanted to be chosen by Seifer but she was just a thot to him, gets surrounded by iguana creatures on the roof after ANOTHER dumb plan to tranquillize the Sorceress, playing hard to get with Squall when even that slug-brained oaf could figure out she likes him, stupid shyt at that wack ass concert, a plethora of silly damsel-in-distress fukkery when the Garden is taken over towards the end of disc 2, disgusting Walt Disney/Nicholas Sparks moment on the spaceship with that horrible fukkboi song, using pinwheels/dogs as weapons, easy to kidnap, and can't even color model trains right.

About the only time this airhead was useful was when she was comatose for half of disc 3...and when I sent her on the stop the missiles mission with Selphie so I could have a break from her.

:pacspit: :pacspit: :pacspit: at this thot!
 

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I nominate...
Rinoa.jpg

:beli: :dahell:

Let's see...A part of some lame anarchist organization, composes dumb plan to kidnap the President, arguing for no apparent reason all the time, wanted to be chosen by Seifer but she was just a thot to him, gets surrounded by iguana creatures on the roof after ANOTHER dumb plan to tranquillize the Sorceress, playing hard to get with Squall when even that slug-brained oaf could figure out she likes him, stupid shyt at that wack ass concert, a plethora of silly damsel-in-distress fukkery when the Garden is taken over towards the end of disc 2, disgusting Walt Disney/Nicholas Sparks moment on the spaceship with that horrible fukkboi song, using pinwheels/dogs as weapons, easy to kidnap, and can't even color model trains right.

About the only time this airhead was useful was when she was comatose for half of disc 3...and when I sent her on the stop the missiles mission with Selphie so I could have a break from her.

:pacspit: :pacspit: :pacspit: at this thot!
rinoa was bad tho :whew:
 

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THAT WHOLE FCKIN ROSTER IN FFXIII

I HATED EVERY SINGLE MUFCKA IN THAT GAME :ohlawd:

I COULDNT STAND PLAYIN THAT GAME CUZ EVERYTIME I WANTED THE BOSSES I WAS FIGHTING TOO MURK ME JUS SO THESE bytch ASS nikkaZ WOULD END DEY JOURNEY :ohlawd:

Safe to say i never finished that game cuz Lost oddessey came into my life and i aint look back since :ahh:

ALso fck what anyone say Tidus the GOAT FF main character in my eyes

nikka was carefree but not soo much that u couldnt rile him up

The way he scooped Yuna :ohlawd:

ANd Tenebrae from Tales of Symphonia 2 is :ohlawd:
 
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