Sports Quote Ether

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Post quotes by athletes or coaches (not fukking novels) that eviscerate another athlete.

I'll start simple.



"Who is Karim Garcia"

 

[YoungSkeezy]

 

[Street Knowledge]

"I got one more then Shaq"

 

[CrimsonTider]

fukk Michigan

~ Nick Saban

 

[Asdfhhklpiyrewss]

"The mailman doesn't deliver on Sundays"

- Scottie Pippen

 

[K-Apps]

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

 

[HookersandIceCream]

"Who is Karim Garcia"

One of my favorites

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

fukk Michigan

~ Nick Saban

faux quotes get the bozack

 

[vegetarybrownrice]

MJ calling Kwame a "flaming fakkit" is the GOAT ether in sports

 

[DCMC]

"They don't need a ticket to watch you sitting on the bench. They can go to your house for that."

to Charles Davis who was sorting through his tickets for his family and friends

 

[vegetarybrownrice]

is gonna show up a lot in this thread

After one of the Bulls' practices in 1997, Scott Burrell, Jordan's teammate, challenged Jordan to a game of one on one. They played and Burrell had a good chance to beat Jordan with the score tied at six a piece (going up to seven). Burrell had the ball, but Ron Harper who was watching the game on the sidelines called Burrell for traveling. Jordan got the ball back and without hesitation drove past Burrell and dunked the ball making it a 7-6 victory. Michael got the last shot to win, but Burrell was right up in MJ's face trash talking. MJ didn't say a word and just walked off the court. A few days later Burrell convinced MJ to play again, but Jordan won easily this time. Again, Jordan just walked off the court without saying a word. But Burrell couldn't keep his mouth shut. Burrell said to MJ, "C'mon, let's go back out there and finish this!" Jordan replied, "You just want to play so you can go tell your kids when they grow up that you beat Michael Jordan once. What am I gonna tell my kids? I beat Scott Burrell? Big deal. They'll slap the hell out of me."

 

[SuikodenII]

this is the thread

"Headache tonight, Scottie?"

 

[5StarElite]

"I'll fukk you till you love me, foggot!" "I usually don't speak to female reporters, I usually just fornicate with them" - the Gawd Mike Tyson

 

[Roadie pipeher]

"No more questions for bro...Troll"

[ame=http://youtu.be/wxXGGCd9Msc]Russell Westbrook tells reporter, "No more questions for you, bro" - YouTube[/ame]