I always thought callin the popo on women was bytch made (or in general) but I've seen more than enough and read enough that if a bytch slaps me I'm callin them laws. It ain't worth the trouble and these bytches call them for every little thing and ive never hit a woman in my life.
I had a broad get mad at me because she was drunk and acting stupid and wanted more drinks from the store and I didn't feel like going, so she said "useless fakkit, that's why you'll never be shyt" and she got on the phone, I'm like "who the fukk you callin now?!" And she ignored me but said she needed to talk to the police on the phone (she knew I had a warrant at the time). I was like

and grabbed my keys and as I'm walking out the door I hear the bytch telling them that I'm running out the door and telling them the make and model of my car.
No lie, less than an hour later I get a text sayin "baby come home, I'm sorry".
I text back "don't call or text me again" and turned my phone on silent and got bombarded with about 8 voice mails screaming the most hateful shyt ever.