Steve Jobs said his daughter smelled like a shytter on his deathbed :mjlaugh:

[Pseudonym]

 

[DaSk8D00D]

fukk Steve Jobs

As I type from my iPhone

Dude really was a Grade A a$$hole. Even the biography Apple promoted after his death couldn’t put him in a good light. He was the kind of boss that would berate you for an idea in front of your peers just to take credit for it when it’s actually a success.

 

[ORDER_66]

Wasn't he known to not shower on a regular basis?

Putrid

Dude clearly was projecting clearly

 

[Knowledge]

Be a billionaire coli breh, brehs

I’m faaaaar from a billionaire abut at least I’m alive unlike him . What’s man made money gonna do for him now?

 

[arXiv]

This thread reminds me of the other Apple thread that was made years ago. This shyt was funny as hell in real time

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-was-speaking-to-someone-from-apple-not-the-store-but-actually-high-up-and-they-said.490135/

Yeah that thread is crazy because I have a friend who works at Apple and he said steve would have hated the apple pen, would have hated the touch bar in the keyboard and would have hated how dorment the ipad has become.

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Karma didn't get shyt

the idiot decided to not receive advance cancer treatment instead he opted for Dr. Sebi cure treatment of juices and berries

Exactly.

For all of his brilliance this dude balked at medical science til the very end when it was too late.

Insane.

 

[L68]

 

[Heretic]

Steve: you stank bytch

 

[Kamikaze Revy]

Laughs in OS Ventura 13.5

 

[Harry Sax]

Karma. The type of cancer he had was like 100% curable if he was smart enough to get treatment.

Didn’t he have pancreatic cancer? That’s one of the worst to get

 

[WesCrook]

He did none of those things….. He was a great businessman/marketer

He invented the home networking system

 

[Harry Sax]

Hygiene has never been a big deal with these folk. For instance, in the Middle Ages, King Henry VIII of England went to sleep with a piece of fur so that fleas and lice would jump on it and not on his skin. Isabella of Spain bathed only twice in her entire life. The wealthy carried around little bouquets of flowers to mask the stench of everyday life.

The Native Americans were wiped out by the zoonotic diseases of these filthy European conquistadors.

Dat p*ssy smelt like death

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

He invented the home networking system

 

[WaveWhisperer]

If that was my pops last words to me, I'd be bathing in dookie juice every single day for the rest of my life JUST to piss off his spirit

Have muddbutt out of spite brehs

 

[Neuromancer]

Wozniakck was the brains behind it.