Stories of when a female has tried to kill you

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My friend got caught with another girl.
:snoop:

His gf acted like she got over it and it was cool.
:yeshrug:


Two months later she runs him a bath one day after work then as he got in he told us that she came in and plugged a radio into the wall and tried to throw it in the bath tub.

:sadcam:

My boy said she had the most :demonic: look in her eyes and before attempting to throw it in the tub she was like "i love you Trevor"

He said he sprung up out of there fast as shyt and speared her on some Goldberg shyt :laff:

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Ran out of his own house butt ass naked and called the police. :mjlol:

Went and got a restraining order on her. bytch got like 5 kids now and 3 baby daddy's :scusthov:

Where'd he get the phone
 

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I remember I was trying to break up with a girl (in her house! so fukking stupid. :snoop: ) and I had been piling her down something serious for a while.

It was winter outside and she had a shovel by the door,the one with the red metal scoop like in Home Alone. I got frustrated during the argument and yelled that I was leaving and bent down to grab my keys onthe carpet by the door and when I came back up all I saw was that red coming at my nose.

CRACK!

I hit the floor and saw that shovel go up again and I tried to move but I couldn't, I was stunned. She connected again on my ribs, and after that she went up again and came down on my head and I was out cold.

Woke up a while later face down in the carpet and pulled myself up and saw I had bled out all into the carpet and she was sitting crouched on the couch literally starin at me like :lupe:


I had another girl try to stab me through the bathroom door cause she thought I had her phone.

I had this other girl cook for me and I saw her putting something in my food and I asked her to share my plate and she wouldn't. I refused to eat it and she dumped me a while after. I think she was trying to poison me, she got her bd locked up recently so I know she nuts.

I had another girl try to run me over with her car but she was going in reverse and I managed to jump onto the trunk before she crashed.

I had this other girl, kick/punch me and pull the steering wheel while I was driving down I-290 because she had a tantrum since I wouldn't buy her ice cream and her sister got some. This chick was 28, throwing a full fledged tantrum breh's, I'll never forget it.

All these happened before I was 26, I don't deal with that shyt anymore. Any sign of trouble and I'm OUT. I have post traumatic stress from a lot of those things and its hurt some of my other relationships because I'm so anti-confrontational, but I ain't trying to end up dead.

Screw that, argue with the next one . :camby:
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I tried to stab my ex once after I found out he cheated and had rraw sex with the ho. we were at his sisters apartments chillin in the car smoking and the bytch texted him talkin about "you wore me out last night :noah: " and I saw it out of the corner of my eye. He gets this big ass grin on his face So I asked him who the fukk he wore out and he tried to downplay it but Im not stupid so we get to arguing and finally he admits he fukked her raw. I flipped out and get out the car and start kicking his doors and screaming and shyt so he jumps out and tries to grab me but I saw a pair of scissors in the drivers side door so I grabbed them and started chasing him around the car screaming. I know I looked straight psycho :snoop: His sister tried to break it up but she was pregnant at the time so she didnt want none. He finally grabs me in a bear hug and we wrestle for the scissors and he unfortunatley won. I really thought I was gonna end up on wshh because there was a big ass crowd and people were looking out their windows and shyt. I know someone got that footage still and laugh their ass off daily.
 

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I tried to stab my ex once after I found out he cheated and had rraw sex with the ho. we were at his sisters apartments chillin in the car smoking and the bytch texted him talkin about "you wore me out last night :noah: " and I saw it out of the corner of my eye. He gets this big ass grin on his face So I asked him who the fukk he wore out and he tried to downplay it but Im not stupid so we get to arguing and finally he admits he fukked her raw. I flipped out and get out the car and start kicking his doors and screaming and shyt so he jumps out and tries to grab me but I saw a pair of scissors in the drivers side door so I grabbed them and started chasing him around the car screaming. I know I looked straight psycho :snoop: His sister tried to break it up but she was pregnant at the time so she didnt want none. He finally grabs me in a bear hug and we wrestle for the scissors and he unfortunatley won. I really thought I was gonna end up on wshh because there was a big ass crowd and people were looking out their windows and shyt. I know someone got that footage still and laugh their ass off daily.
:mjlol: u shared dat breh, I assume u broke up with him afterwards...did u ever find the ho he raw dogd:lupe:

@sanityovar8ted @Rawtid @Raedawn07 I know yall crazy come in here and share yall stories of trynna kill nikkas
 

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I tried to stab my ex once after I found out he cheated and had rraw sex with the ho. we were at his sisters apartments chillin in the car smoking and the bytch texted him talkin about "you wore me out last night :noah: " and I saw it out of the corner of my eye. He gets this big ass grin on his face So I asked him who the fukk he wore out and he tried to downplay it but Im not stupid so we get to arguing and finally he admits he fukked her raw. I flipped out and get out the car and start kicking his doors and screaming and shyt so he jumps out and tries to grab me but I saw a pair of scissors in the drivers side door so I grabbed them and started chasing him around the car screaming. I know I looked straight psycho :snoop: His sister tried to break it up but she was pregnant at the time so she didnt want none. He finally grabs me in a bear hug and we wrestle for the scissors and he unfortunatley won. I really thought I was gonna end up on wshh because there was a big ass crowd and people were looking out their windows and shyt. I know someone got that footage still and laugh their ass off daily.
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None from my side. :whoa:, I guess I'm just not attracted to cray. I have seen quite a bit of shyt though.

Was at a block party with my friends chilling and drinking and all of a sudden we see blue Toyota Corolla come up the street swerving from side to and one of my boys notices that it's my friends girlfriends dad's car. Chick drives straight up to us and starts chasing my buddy until she knocks him down with the car. She gets out the car brandishing a knife on some "I thought you were sick? Is this fukken sick? In the fukken streets drinking beer when I'm worried you died because your phone is off and nobody is answering the door at your house". In the meantime nikka is laying on the ground in the foetal position nursing cracked ribs:what:. the even more fukked up thing is they are still together and have a 5 year old son. They still have hectic turf wars too, dude supports his kid but she still filed for child support.

My adopted uncles first baby momma paid for a hit on him. As he was coming up the stairs from work the dude she paid was waiting at the top of the staircase and popped 2 off into his guts. He survived but his life took a major left turn.

Saw my mom throw my dad with caustic soda. Dudes skin melted off his body.

My cousins crazy ex girlfriend threw him out a moving vehicle. Was funny as fukk because I didn't hear them argue or anything. Just saw the nikka rolling on the highway in the rear view mirror, she threw him out and closed the door like nothing happened. bytch is certified crazy though :merchant:. Still visits my grandma and I back the fukk away when I see her, when we tell them she crazy as fukk they be on some "no ya'll lying, she's so nice. Plus she's white :beli:".

My aunt called me because her ex husband was beating on her, when I got there she was on top of him with a meat cleaver to his throat ready to murk him. The visual is funny as fukk because he's about 5.9 and 160ish pounds and she's a certified whale. They are also still together, just recently had a 3rd baby boy.
 

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None from my side. :whoa:, I guess I'm just not attracted to cray. I have seen quite a bit of shyt though.

Was at a block party with my friends chilling and drinking and all of a sudden we see blue Toyota Corolla come up the street swerving from side to and one of my boys notices that it's my friends girlfriends dad's car. Chick drives straight up to us and starts chasing my buddy until she knocks him down with the car. She gets out the car brandishing a knife on some "I thought you were sick? Is this fukken sick? In the fukken streets drinking beer when I'm worried you died because your phone is off and nobody is answering the door at your house". In the meantime nikka is laying on the ground in the foetal position nursing cracked ribs:what:. the even more fukked up thing is they are still together and have a 5 year old son. They still have hectic turf wars too, dude supports his kid but she still filed for child support.

My adopted uncles first baby momma paid for a hit on him. As he was coming up the stairs from work the dude she paid was waiting at the top of the staircase and popped 2 off into his guts. He survived but his life took a major left turn.

Saw my mom throw my dad with caustic soda. Dudes skin melted off his body.

My cousins crazy ex girlfriend threw him out a moving vehicle. Was funny as fukk because I didn't hear them argue or anything. Just saw the nikka rolling on the highway in the rear view mirror, she threw him out and closed the door like nothing happened. bytch is certified crazy though :merchant:. Still visits my grandma and I back the fukk away when I see her, when we tell them she crazy as fukk they be on some "no ya'll lying, she's so nice. Plus she's white :beli:".

My aunt called me because her ex husband was beating on her, when I got there she was on top of him with a meat cleaver to his throat ready to murk him. The visual is funny as fukk because he's about 5.9 and 160ish pounds and she's a certified whale. They are also still together, just recently had a 3rd baby boy.
:mjcry: are u safe breh
no and my dumbass stayed with him for another 4 months. :snoop:
:troll: dikk too bomb???
 

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I remember I was trying to break up with a girl (in her house! so fukking stupid. :snoop: ) and I had been piling her down something serious for a while.

It was winter outside and she had a shovel by the door,the one with the red metal scoop like in Home Alone. I got frustrated during the argument and yelled that I was leaving and bent down to grab my keys onthe carpet by the door and when I came back up all I saw was that red coming at my nose.

CRACK!

I hit the floor and saw that shovel go up again and I tried to move but I couldn't, I was stunned. She connected again on my ribs, and after that she went up again and came down on my head and I was out cold.

Woke up a while later face down in the carpet and pulled myself up and saw I had bled out all into the carpet and she was sitting crouched on the couch literally starin at me like :lupe:


I had another girl try to stab me through the bathroom door cause she thought I had her phone.

I had this other girl cook for me and I saw her putting something in my food and I asked her to share my plate and she wouldn't. I refused to eat it and she dumped me a while after. I think she was trying to poison me, she got her bd locked up recently so I know she nuts.

I had another girl try to run me over with her car but she was going in reverse and I managed to jump onto the trunk before she crashed.

I had this other girl, kick/punch me and pull the steering wheel while I was driving down I-290 because she had a tantrum since I wouldn't buy her ice cream and her sister got some. This chick was 28, throwing a full fledged tantrum breh's, I'll never forget it.

All these happened before I was 26, I don't deal with that shyt anymore. Any sign of trouble and I'm OUT. I have post traumatic stress from a lot of those things and its hurt some of my other relationships because I'm so anti-confrontational, but I ain't trying to end up dead.

Screw that, argue with the next one . :camby:

gawt dayum breh, you lucky as fukk you're still alive :salute:
 

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These pics of Rihanna along with the story had me laughing so fukking hard :pachaha:

I honestly did the dramatic sound effect in my head as I looked at every picture in order to go along with the story.






no and my dumbass stayed with him for another 4 months. :snoop:

After he fukked another chick RAW? :lupegarvey:

How the hell did he pull THAT off? Asking for a friend. :leostare:

I joke with my friends sometimes and I'm bet that some other guys do this too. Once you put in a decent amount of time with a chick and are able to read her, you can get with away anything.

My ex used to be a bit clingy and I used to tell my boys, "I probably would never do this, but I'm pretty sure I could punch this chick in the face and she'd find a reason to stay with me." I won't even generalize women because some men are the same. When people convince themselves they're in love, logic goes out the window. :patrice:

I just look from afar like :ohhh: :wowwow:
 
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:troll: dikk too bomb???

YES!! :wow:

After he fukked another chick RAW? :lupegarvey:

How the hell did he pull THAT off? Asking for a friend. :leostare:

I joke with my friends sometimes and I'm bet that some other guys do this too. Once you put in a decent amount of time with a chick and are able to read her, you can get away anything.

My ex used to be a bit clingy and I used to tell my boys, "I probably would never do this, but I'm pretty sure I could punch this chick in the face and she'd find a reason to stay with me." I won't even generalize women because some men are the same. When people convince themselves they're in love, logic goes out the window. :patrice:

I just look from afar like :ohhh: :wowwow:

We have a son together. I wanted out family to work and I was willing to forgive him because he did so much to take care of our family I didnt mind him slipping up now and then. :yeshrug:I was young and stupid.
 

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YES!! :wow:



We have a son together. I wanted out family to work and I was willing to forgive him because he did so much to take care of our family I didnt mind him slipping up now and then. :yeshrug:I was young and stupid.

Figured that a child had to be involved, but I didn't want to ask off-rip. Not going to hold it against you because I've seen it a few times. Didn't quite get it until I started trying to imagine it outside of my own shoes. As long as you're aware NOW and not having that "A-Ha" moment when it's too late, then cook on. :cook:

The most any of us can do is stay aware. Love & family is wild. :yeshrug:
 
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