Stories of when a female has tried to kill you

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This one girl accused me of cheating for having female friends (which i wasnt fukking or flirting with but was just cool friends I dont wanna talk to a bunch of nikkas all day i need a female perspective on things) she was screaming at me for 20 mins straight

i dont argue back cause im laid back im just like mhmmm mhmmm looking in my phone checking sports scores and on twitter … so at one point she says “was the p*ssy atleast good my nikka?” i was like “mmhmm that shyt was nice and tight” all of a sudden i heard silence i look up shes like

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*this is the moment where i knew i fukked up*

just looks at me like that for like 20 seconds “im like bae im just playing.. im just playing…” she runs to the kitchen… and starts going in the drawers “im like shawty u needa chill” im like “im just playing”

she pulls something out all i see was the light beam reflect off it

i get a good look i see this in her hand

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im in the couch like


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she starts running towards me so i open the door step outside then shut the door from the outside and use all my body weight to hold onto the door knob, She used to run track in highschool so i think she gon catch me so im like nah im not even gon run and get stabbed in the spine


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she pulling tryna open it lol im in a project type building on the 12th floor man I was standing there for 43 mins shorty aint have an ounce of quit in her. People walking by laughing hearing her screaming at me

some middle aged lady walked by she was like 50 she was like “mmmmhmmm she caught your ass didnt she”
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im like “ma’am help my arms tired”
:to:
she was like ahaaa nope “call that bytch you was fukking for help” and walked into her apt

then shorties mom came out the elevator i was like thank god.. she was like oh lord what u do.. i was like “nothingg ma’am she got a knife i swear i did nothing ” her mom was like “kita put the damn knife down im coming in if u stab me imma beat your ass” i feel the pressure get off the door and i make a run for it i see her try to come chase me but her mom blocks her Im sure i coulda beat usain bolt in a race the way i was running
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she was really gon stab me, If her moms aint come i woulda still been standing there holding the door to this day
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My friend got caught with another girl.
:snoop:

His gf acted like she got over it and it was cool.
:yeshrug:


Two months later she runs him a bath one day after work then as he got in he told us that she came in and plugged a radio into the wall and tried to throw it in the bath tub.

:sadcam:

My boy said she had the most :demonic: look in her eyes and before attempting to throw it in the tub she was like "i love you Trevor"

He said he sprung up out of there fast as shyt and speared her on some Goldberg shyt :laff:

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Ran out of his own house butt ass naked and called the police. :mjlol:

Went and got a restraining order on her. bytch got like 5 kids now and 3 baby daddy's :scusthov:
 

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My friend got caught with another girl.
:snoop:

His gf acted like she got over it and it was cool.
:yeshrug:


Two months later she runs him a bath one day after work then as he got in he told us that she came in and plugged a radio into the wall and tried to throw it in the bath tub.

:sadcam:

My boy said she had the most :demonic: look in her eyes and before attempting to throw it in the tub she was like "i love you Trevor"

He said he sprung up out of there fast as shyt and speared her on some Goldberg shyt :laff:

spear-goldberg-o.gif


Ran out of his own house butt ass naked and called the police. :mjlol:

Went and got a restraining order on her. bytch got like 5 kids now and 3 baby daddy's :scusthov:
:merchant: dear god I bet he was shocked to see her with a radio, guess their spark had died, thnks for the electrifying story breh
 

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I woulda falcon punched that bytch in her eye.

This one female offered me top and i told her boyfriend. She saw me at school and hit me in the head with her shoe. bytch was going straight ham but a bunch of dudes grabbed her. Lucky for her cuz if we woulda been alone she woulda got that 6 piece with a side of nike to the face.

I go to party with this female. She freaks out cuz she thinks i'm flirting with this other female at the party. She freaked out hard to the point where shes sobbing like a baby. I had been dealing with her shyt for a while so i was just like "Whatever i'm going back to the party" bytch starts grabbing all on me asking me why i don't care. Scratching me up and shyt. I'm pushing her off of me. She grabs blow dryer off the sink and smacked my lip. She tries to swing again but i snatched her up. Shook the shyt outta her. Told her if she ever came near me again i was gonna kill her.
 

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I remember I was trying to break up with a girl (in her house! so fukking stupid. :snoop: ) and I had been piling her down something serious for a while.

It was winter outside and she had a shovel by the door,the one with the red metal scoop like in Home Alone. I got frustrated during the argument and yelled that I was leaving and bent down to grab my keys onthe carpet by the door and when I came back up all I saw was that red coming at my nose.

CRACK!

I hit the floor and saw that shovel go up again and I tried to move but I couldn't, I was stunned. She connected again on my ribs, and after that she went up again and came down on my head and I was out cold.

Woke up a while later face down in the carpet and pulled myself up and saw I had bled out all into the carpet and she was sitting crouched on the couch literally starin at me like :lupe:


I had another girl try to stab me through the bathroom door cause she thought I had her phone.

I had this other girl cook for me and I saw her putting something in my food and I asked her to share my plate and she wouldn't. I refused to eat it and she dumped me a while after. I think she was trying to poison me, she got her bd locked up recently so I know she nuts.

I had another girl try to run me over with her car but she was going in reverse and I managed to jump onto the trunk before she crashed.

I had this other girl, kick/punch me and pull the steering wheel while I was driving down I-290 because she had a tantrum since I wouldn't buy her ice cream and her sister got some. This chick was 28, throwing a full fledged tantrum breh's, I'll never forget it.

All these happened before I was 26, I don't deal with that shyt anymore. Any sign of trouble and I'm OUT. I have post traumatic stress from a lot of those things and its hurt some of my other relationships because I'm so anti-confrontational, but I ain't trying to end up dead.

Screw that, argue with the next one . :camby:
 
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