Story Of How I Was Told To Bend Over And Spread Them Cheeks

[Malik1time]

The title alone got me

 

[Lady.Libra.]

what the heck are cocooburrels?

A word I've heard elderly folks say...

 

[SheWantTheD]

Never again! I had to have a completely strict diet, was eating a pineapple a day, swallowing garlic, changing my sheets every day for two weeks, was spraying door knobs and everything on the daily, cleaned the whole house, washing my hands every two seconds, etc.

I think I got it from my mom, no clue how she got that shyt.

 

[2stainz]

I think I got it from my mom, no clue how she got that shyt.

no clue huh? not even a hunch?

 

[SheWantTheD]

no clue huh? not even a hunch?

No, what are you getting at? motherfukking intestinal parasites goddamn it!

She definitely wasn't sleeping around if that's what you think.

 

[ChiefQueen]

what type of doctor checks your ass then leaves without telling you shyt besides "Nothing's there"

Fake ass doctor. You sure she was legit, op and wasn't secretly recording you for porn sites.

 

[calixprynce]

you got sex played

they dont even tell nikkas to do that in the pen

 

[SheWantTheD]

Fake ass doctor. You sure she was legit, op and wasn't secretly recording you for porn sites.

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?!

 

[SheWantTheD]

you got sex played

they dont even tell nikkas to do that in the pen

Nah bruh fukk outta here!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!

 

[2stainz]

No, what are you getting at? motherfukking intestinal parasites goddamn it!

She definitely wasn't sleeping around if that's what you think.

relax, you are probably right. Maybe just something she ate.

Spoiler

She might have had some bad sausage

 

[SheWantTheD]

relax, you are probably right. Maybe just something she ate.

Spoiler

She might have had some bad sausage

 

[MWinn]

What a traumatizing story...
From my experience, as someone who see's a lot of ass and penises, it all starts to look the same after a while. I can literally see 3 d!cks and then go eat a chili dog, chips, fudge brownie and a powerade. I don't think your Doc was feelin you, she was just used to seeing a$$holes, probably smiled so that you would feel comfortable since she knew that she needed to examine your a**.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I can literally see 3 d!cks and then go eat a chili dog, chips, fudge brownie and a powerade.

 

[SheWantTheD]

What a traumatizing story...
From my experience, as someone who see's a lot of ass and penises, it all starts to look the same after a while. I can literally see 3 d!cks and then go eat a chili dog, chips, fudge brownie and a powerade. I don't think your Doc was feelin you, she was just used to seeing a$$holes, probably smiled so that you would feel comfortable since she knew that she needed to examine your a**.

Nah she was giving me that look while I was explaining to her my symptoms. All these years of living I know that look.

 

[assortedarabiancrackers]

Nah she was giving me that look while I was explaining to her my symptoms. All these years of living I know that look.

Fantasy boy ass nikka. This never happened foh with your gay ass. Ain't nobody looking at YOU