Strange things that embarrass you that shouldn't embarrass you?

[madness]

-Taking a smelly shyt that leaves stains on the inside of the toilet bowl, and then someone you know walks into the bathroom right after you've finished

-Catching an Uber to the strip club...especially when the driver is an old woman playing gospel music during the ride

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Taking a shyt at work

Or at anyone's else's house, especially if I don't know them that well. I don't even wanna ask where the bathroom is.

 

[JackRoss]

Or at anyone's else's house, especially if I don't know them that well. I don't even wanna ask where the bathroom is.

I think people hear me expelling gas before I do the deed

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

When I haven't slept for a day or two and go outside, wondering what people are thinking by seeing my zombie face!!

And my make-up doesn't help either!

Wait... I didn’t know you are a female poster this whole time

 

[KodeBlue]

You wish you could get a sniff of Frank's billion dollar bussy.

 

[Big D Bangston]

I hate being the center of attention, even if its positive.

I can be at a family function, and my mom will be like, "bangston just got such and such" and it will just be a collective , which is cool and all, but i just dont like attention period, and it opens the door to unwanted questions and opinions.

 

[3rdWorld]

playing old school hip hop in the car

This..old school music in general

 

[KING WILL]

I work in a 3 man team. Mostly w/ 2 other white guys. I play my music all night, but some songs that says nikka a lot.

Not sure, if it uneasiness, or embarrassment tho.

 

[Uchiha God]

I don't like seeing black people in dating shows competing for cacs' attention

 

[Vodun]

One time I went into the bathroom at work(in my building it's only one floor/one bathroom) so as I walk in i noticed the 3 stalls were empty and just as I start to walk towards the end someone else comes rushing in and right after I went in they went into the second stall next to me. No lie that awkward silence while sitting on the toilet waiting to see who will release first was . I'm like because I know if I go first it'll rumble the bathroom and the person saw me so they'd probably be like if they saw me leaving the restroom. I tried to time the release with the flush so the sound was muffled but damn I was a bit nervous about shytting. It's some cacs at work who don't give a fukk. They'll walk in that bytch, plop down on the toilet and drop a nuke all the while they're clearing their throat on some "mhmmHMMM!" *haulk spit into the toilet* and then have a convo with who they walked in the bathroom with.

nikka they all do the mhmmHMMM!" *haulk spit into the toilet" shyt. Even at the urinal shyt is fukking disgusting

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

Wait... I didn’t know you are a female poster this whole time

No he's

 

[Pimpdaddy]

Takin my glasses off infront of people that have never seen me without

I never smile with an open mouth in pictures

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

I don't like seeing black people in dating shows competing for cacs' attention

MTV pushing that agenda nowadays

 

[Hot Red Buns]

Same. There is a LOT of video game music on my spotify history. Modern women would at me if they saw my history.

Right now, I'm enjoying a peaceful Sunday in my clean-ass house, a beer, and listening to...



And it's not that they would care that I listen to video game music, I just don't feel like explaining myself without them understanding that it's a wide and varied genre full of good shyt.

I have alot of video game music and anime music in my rotation as well, I like to listen to Berserk soundtrack alot, also some music from Fallout. Soundtracks in general but I don't think its something my friends or family would understand

 

[BaldingSoHard]

One time I went into the bathroom at work(in my building it's only one floor/one bathroom) so as I walk in i noticed the 3 stalls were empty and just as I start to walk towards the end someone else comes rushing in and right after I went in they went into the second stall next to me. No lie that awkward silence while sitting on the toilet waiting to see who will release first was . I'm like because I know if I go first it'll rumble the bathroom and the person saw me so they'd probably be like if they saw me leaving the restroom. I tried to time the release with the flush so the sound was muffled but damn I was a bit nervous about shytting. It's some cacs at work who don't give a fukk. They'll walk in that bytch, plop down on the toilet and drop a nuke all the while they're clearing their throat on some "mhmmHMMM!" *haulk spit into the toilet* and then have a convo with who they walked in the bathroom with.