Strange things that embarrass you that shouldn't embarrass you?

[DatLBCGuy562]

Breh, SAME...this is what I want to eat...why is that so hard for them to understand

Breh exactly. If a woman tells me "oh, I don't eat red meat, peanut butter, pork, etc." I just say "cool" and we're on to the next phase of the convo. Like. I literally couldn't care less. What do I care if you don't eat pork? More bacon and pepperoni for me, is how I look at it. But when you tell them you don't eat something, it has to turn into a whole damn conversation and psycho analysis of WHY? and they have to do their best to convert you to what THEY like to eat. I'm allergic to seafood. You would think that when I tell a person that I'm allergic to something, that that would be an immediate subject of conversation ender. I actually had a woman ask me if I could take benadryl, an epi pen, prescription strength allergy medication, etc. so that I can come to Crustaceans (popular California seafood restaurant) with her for her birthday People are legitimately crazy with ZERO self or situational awareness. Smh.

 

[Sex Luthor]

She's ironing her clothes right now and we are talking about purchasing our first home. Now she just put on Netflix.

Why would I make up something that dumb?

Y'all really must not get p*ssy in real life

She literally has browsed this website before too.

I told her I was scared of @Nicole0416

Why are you scared of @Nicole0416? If i get a dap from her im . If i get a quote im shytting on yall bc thats coli royalty. You tripping fam

 

[The Lyon King]

Embrace your fate, breh...

Fukk you my nikka

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Fukk you my nikka

 

[Fatboi1]

Lol I do the same thing. I'm embarrassed to play my music or whatever I'm listening to for others to hear. I could be driving and I rather keep my windows all the way up than to have my windows rolled down and bumping some shyt. sometimes I'm listening to something uncommon like a Japanese audio that I ripped from a show or something and I know it'd be strange to see a black dude with dreads in the hood driving listening to something japanese. Music too same. When I drive into a public area like a parking lot or work, I lower my music or have my windows rolled up and lower the volume. I know it's dumb but Idk i just be on some shyt.

Talking on the phone loud enough for others to hear me is another thing I hate doing. I sometimes will get a call on my cell at work and instead of just talking right there which I can because others do, I get up from my cubicle and go into the hallway or outside to talk. Now if it's personal or some bs then of course I'll do that regardless but it be times it's work related and I rather talk somewhere private even though it doesn't necessitate that.

Another thing I be shy about is my dietary choices. I hate trying to explain stuff to people because people usually are completely clueless or just ignorant about something and I don't feel like getting too serious to explain it. It's just a hassle.

I'll be at home and I'm watching something that's not really too common and I'll pause or switch the content if i hear someone else other than my brother coming upstairs. shyt is dumb and I realize it too

 

[Sad Bunny]

Why are you scared of @Nicole0416? If i get a dap from her im . If i get a quote im sitting on yall bc thats coli royalty. You tripping fam

She the queen but we had a mini beef like 3 or 4 months ago when I was trolling in some random thread about Italians lol

 

[JackRoss]

I have a Spice Girl song in one of my spotify playlist

Stop right now

 

[JackRoss]

Why are you scared of @Nicole0416? If i get a dap from her im . If i get a quote im shytting on yall bc thats coli royalty. You tripping fam

@Nicole0416 one of the people. That shirtless man avi fakkit don't want it

 

[Fatboi1]

Taking a shyt at work

One time I went into the bathroom at work(in my building it's only one floor/one bathroom) so as I walk in i noticed the 3 stalls were empty and just as I start to walk towards the end someone else comes rushing in and right after I went in they went into the second stall next to me. No lie that awkward silence while sitting on the toilet waiting to see who will release first was . I'm like because I know if I go first it'll rumble the bathroom and the person saw me so they'd probably be like if they saw me leaving the restroom. I tried to time the release with the flush so the sound was muffled but damn I was a bit nervous about shytting. It's some cacs at work who don't give a fukk. They'll walk in that bytch, plop down on the toilet and drop a nuke all the while they're clearing their throat on some "mhmmHMMM!" *haulk spit into the toilet* and then have a convo with who they walked in the bathroom with.

 

[JackRoss]

One time I went into the bathroom at work(in my building it's only one floor/one bathroom) so as I walk in i noticed the 3 stalls were empty and just as I start to walk towards the end someone else comes rushing in and right after I went in they went into the second stall next to me. No lie that awkward silence while sitting on the toilet waiting to see who will release first was . I'm like because I know if I go first it'll rumble the bathroom and the person saw me so they'd probably be like if they saw me leaving the restroom. I tried to time the release with the flush so the sound was muffled but damn I was a bit nervous about shytting. It's some cacs at work who don't give a fukk. They'll walk in that bytch, plop down on the toilet and drop a nuke all the while they're clearing their throat on some "mhmmHMMM!" *haulk spit into the toilet* and then have a convo with who they walked in the bathroom with.

 

[JackRoss]

One time I went into the bathroom at work(in my building it's only one floor/one bathroom) so as I walk in i noticed the 3 stalls were empty and just as I start to walk towards the end someone else comes rushing in and right after I went in they went into the second stall next to me. No lie that awkward silence while sitting on the toilet waiting to see who will release first was . I'm like because I know if I go first it'll rumble the bathroom and the person saw me so they'd probably be like if they saw me leaving the restroom. I tried to time the release with the flush so the sound was muffled but damn I was a bit nervous about shytting. It's some cacs at work who don't give a fukk. They'll walk in that bytch, plop down on the toilet and drop a nuke all the while they're clearing their throat on some "mhmmHMMM!" *haulk spit into the toilet* and then have a convo with who they walked in the bathroom with.

I didn't read all that shyt but I be nervous somebody gon recognize my pants and shoes

 

[JackRoss]

@Fatboi1 you a goofball. "Rumble the bathroom"

"If they saw me "

 

[JackRoss]

People fart and try to pass the buck. It be them silent but deadly ones

I know I didn't fart nikka

 

[Shabazz]

I always watch shows or movies with subtitles but turn them off when I have company lol

i do this all the time but im not embarrassed about it. I feel like i wont know exactly what is said without subtitles.

 

[OVER]

Telling anyone that I love them.

Smiling in pictures.

Being hugged.