Strange things that embarrass you that shouldn't embarrass you?

[Sad Bunny]

Same. There is a LOT of video game music on my spotify history. Modern women would at me if they saw my history.

Right now, I'm enjoying a peaceful Sunday in my clean-ass house, a beer, and listening to...



And it's not that they would care that I listen to video game music, I just don't feel like explaining myself without them understanding that it's a wide and varied genre full of good shyt.

My girl be like when I bump Kingdom Hearts songs

 

[Token]

Everytime I go in Walgreens to only buy ice cream and tampons/pads, I feel like such a stereotype.

I be walking to the counter like " I bet everybody is judging me right now."

Lmaoooo it's so dumb.

 

[SATAN]

The amount of food I eat in one sitting. Only when around other people, though.

Buying condoms.

My nipples show through my shirts, even when I wear an undershirt.

 

[UWasntThere]

don’t like sleeping over at someone else’s spot. You’re in some random environment with no privacy. Wake up in the morning too embarrassed to take a shyt or use their towel to shower then you have to shoot the shyt with them when all you want to do is leave. I’d rather just put myself up in a hotel whatever the cost

 

[Ciggavelli]

Buying condoms (though the older I get the less awkward it is)

Discussing my “feelings” with psychiatrists and counselors that are men. You expect me to open up to another man like that?

Female psych doctors always now

 

[Sex Luthor]

I don't like shopping for the week bc I change my mind so much so I go to the store 4 or 5 times a week. I go after midnight and it's walking distance from work. I feel like they talk about me when I leave. Especially when they say shyt like "back again?" Or "what's for dinner tonight?"

 

[JackRoss]

I do this all the time.

My girl thinks I am crazy.

There are times where I literally play these songs for hours in a row.

 

[DaPresident]

Wearing my glasses around people who don't know me.

I usually NEVER do. Contacts only.

My glasses are really thick and I'm self-conscious about it

 

[Sad Bunny]

She's ironing her clothes right now and we are talking about purchasing our first home. Now she just put on Netflix.

Why would I make up something that dumb?

Y'all really must not get p*ssy in real life

She literally has browsed this website before too.

I told her I was scared of @Nicole0416

 

[old pig]

ugly bytches leaving my house after the sun rises

 

[JackRoss]

She's ironing her clothes right now and we are talking about purchasing our first home. Now she just put on Netflix.

Why would I make up something that dumb?

Y'all really must not get p*ssy in real life

She literally has browsed this website before too.

I told her I was scared of @Nicole0416

Your avi tells me that you are a gay

 

[Sad Bunny]

Your avi tells me that you are a gay

Frank the GOAT!

 

[JackRoss]

I'm not mad about you being a gay

 

[Sad Bunny]

I'm not mad about you being a gay

You wish you could get a sniff of Frank's billion dollar bussy.

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

When I haven't slept for a day or two and go outside, wondering what people are thinking by seeing my zombie face!!

And my make-up doesn't help either!