Strawberry vs KushSkywalker (Round 1) - Vote Now

[Brooklynzson]

@Strawberry
@KushSkywalker

• Audio must be submitted before Wednesday August 12th at 11:59 PM EST
• You must mention your opponent's Coli screenname atleast once on the track
• Please use a decent site to host your audio such as Soundcloud. No Vocaroos
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• Polls go up once both MC's post their track
• Do not reply to this thread until both opponents have posted their audio.

If you have trouble uploading PM me or Cook and we'll give you our email address so you can shoot us your MP3.

Alright cool, I'm gonna drop my shyt!



Cac Destroyer was banned while I was doin my freestyle in the studio
I was kinda hopin they could temporarily lift his ban so he can hear this track







Yo
The Coli what's up!
Strawberry here, kickin it clear
Funky white chick



Who we rappin bout?
Oooh, Kush Skywalker who is that dude?
I don't even know him
Who the fukk is he?

fukk, I'm fukkin up my shyt
Kush Skywalker who the fukk are you?
I don't even really fukkin know this dude
So I did a search and not much came up

I don't really know, I don't really know yo
Who is this dude? Is he cool? Is he rude?
He likes Meek & Drake and all that beef & shyt...what?

Kush Skywalker who the fukk is that?
Who the fukk is he? Is his name Jack?
I don't even know
I don't even know what his name is or anything about him
Does he have kids?
Is he 5'3"?
Does he like readin magazines about Caitlin Jenner?
I don't really know, I don't really know

Checked his beats out on SoundCloud yo
They didn't sound good ohhhhhhhh!
Oh no, they really didn't sound good
I didn't like em, I was like is there a next one? What's the next one? Maybe the next next one is good...uhh, is this one..?
Why are these all like this?
And where is his raps?
I almost had a heart attack

Alright yo, let's go!
Who else can I diss on the board?
Cac Destroyer...WOAH!
Cac Destroyer, he needs a lawyer
Cuz he's talkin so much shyt on this fukkin board
But still I can't ignore him cuz the shyt he says just blows my mind, says I'm fine, disses me on the board
What the fukk? That's kinda rude, dude!
And you think I really wanna fukk you?
Oooh, I don't know, I don't know about that, I really don't think so!
Someone said you were a lesbian
Someone said you're a Mexican
I don't wanna fukk you raw though
Put a condom on, put a condom on your dikk, put a condom on, put a condom on your dikk!
What the fukk is wrong with you, dude?
Do you want kids? Euuuuhhh!
I don't want kids with you dude!
Alright he's the fukkin guy who used to fukkin diss dudes
Black dudes for simpin pawgs
White girls, white girls, what's the fukkin prob?

I made that featured thread!
Yo I can't believe you're not dead!
Can't believe you're still postin on the Coli, what the fukk?
Yoooo!
And people still dap your posts? What?
Smokin burnt toast. Smokin that crack, Jack!
Woo!

Alright who else can I diss? Merry Christmas kids!
Here we go, gonna drop another diss yo!
Who do I wanna diss? Who's next?
Oooh, this one's good!

@stirfry220 or 222
Not even worth addressin you
Cuz you think you're so funny
And you don't even have money
And you live in your mom's basement in the UK or some shyt? What?
And you wanna diss me? A really cool fukkin chick?
Yo, shyt some bricks!
I don't wanna fukk with you dude.
I don't understand why you insist on being rude.
Yo that's not very nice.
I'm gonna throw some ice at you dude, some fukkin ice!
Cuz you need to cool off, what the fukk man?

Ooh, @mrken12 ...also don't know who he is but he fukkin hates me too!
fukkin neggin me & dappin posts where they're dissin me...
What the fukk man? What the fukk?
I don't even talk to you guys, man!
You're on my ignore.
Why you gotta follow me around the board, hatin on me?
I'm a real fukkin positive chick, for real.

For real.

Who else can I rap about though?
Hmm, let's see.
Oooh, @LadySimone
fukk you man, leave it alone
No, it's Lady Simone!
She's actually on my ignore too
Cuz she's not cool dude!
Ohhhh!
She's a fukkin fat bytch
Ate too much sandwiches
Now she's got a lot of kids and no baby fathers around
Welfare
Actually I don't know if she has kids or anything but still, fukk, I wouldn't be surprised

Alright who's next?
Oooh, RookieTheVet
You're a fukkin snitch man!
You don't get no respect around here!
Gonna do it again
Oh who's next? @RookieToVet
You're a fukkin snitch man, take you to the vet
Cuz you're a fukkin dog, probably a snob
I don't even why you hate on me so much so,
You're new to the board yo!
What the fukk, how could I make you so mad?
Did you grow up without a dad?
What's your fukkin problem, dude?
What's your problem, dude? For real.
What's your fukkin problem?
I am here to solve them.
What's your fukkin problem?
I'm here to solve them.

Shout out to the Coli board!
Shout outs to @cook & @Brooklynzson yo!
The Coli, the Coli! The Coli! The Coli! The Coli! The Coli!

I love The Coli yo! I have so many haters though
So many haters, masturbators, why they hatin on a nice girl who's chill?
They fukkin do it for a thrill
Do somethin cool dude, with your life
Go outside, breathe some fresh air
I don't really care what you do, just fukkin stay off my shyt dude

For real, get the fukk outta here
FOH
KMT
Mothafukka
p*ssyhole, suck yuh mudda
You're gonna have a brother
Cuz I fukked your daddy!
Hahahaha, I fukked your daddy!
Yeah! Uhn!






@MGM @jwonder @BaggerofTea @Iron Chin Wilder @DreadBrown @Scientific Playa @MaxBundles @Based_Beazy @Real Nikka @Soundbwoy @Jahbarri @RealAssanova @Dreamchaser

Come vote for your girl!

Didn't have much time to mix, but still

Made both beats too

 

[Strawberry]

Alright cool, I'm gonna drop my shyt!



Cac Destroyer was banned while I was doin my freestyle in the studio
I was kinda hopin they could temporarily lift his ban so he can hear this track







Yo
The Coli what's up!
Strawberry here, kickin it clear
Funky white chick



Who we rappin bout?
Oooh, Kush Skywalker who is that dude?
I don't even know him
Who the fukk is he?

fukk, I'm fukkin up my shyt
Kush Skywalker who the fukk are you?
I don't even really fukkin know this dude
So I did a search and not much came up

I don't really know, I don't really know yo
Who is this dude? Is he cool? Is he rude?
He likes Meek & Drake and all that beef & shyt...what?

Kush Skywalker who the fukk is that?
Who the fukk is he? Is his name Jack?
I don't even know
I don't even know what his name is or anything about him
Does he have kids?
Is he 5'3"?
Does he like readin magazines about Caitlin Jenner?
I don't really know, I don't really know

Checked his beats out on SoundCloud yo
They didn't sound good ohhhhhhhh!
Oh no, they really didn't sound good
I didn't like em, I was like is there a next one? What's the next one? Maybe the next next one is good...uhh, is this one..?
Why are these all like this?
And where is his raps?
I almost had a heart attack

Alright yo, let's go!
Who else can I diss on the board?
Cac Destroyer...WOAH!
Cac Destroyer, he needs a lawyer
Cuz he's talkin so much shyt on this fukkin board
But still I can't ignore him cuz the shyt he says just blows my mind, says I'm fine, disses me on the board
What the fukk? That's kinda rude, dude!
And you think I really wanna fukk you?
Oooh, I don't know, I don't know about that, I really don't think so!
Someone said you were a lesbian
Someone said you're a Mexican
I don't wanna fukk you raw though
Put a condom on, put a condom on your dikk, put a condom on, put a condom on your dikk!
What the fukk is wrong with you, dude?
Do you want kids? Euuuuhhh!
I don't want kids with you dude!
Alright he's the fukkin guy who used to fukkin diss dudes
Black dudes for simpin pawgs
White girls, white girls, what's the fukkin prob?

I made that featured thread!
Yo I can't believe you're not dead!
Can't believe you're still postin on the Coli, what the fukk?
Yoooo!
And people still dap your posts? What?
Smokin burnt toast. Smokin that crack, Jack!
Woo!

Alright who else can I diss? Merry Christmas kids!
Here we go, gonna drop another diss yo!
Who do I wanna diss? Who's next?
Oooh, this one's good!

@stirfry220 or 222
Not even worth addressin you
Cuz you think you're so funny
And you don't even have money
And you live in your mom's basement in the UK or some shyt? What?
And you wanna diss me? A really cool fukkin chick?
Yo, shyt some bricks!
I don't wanna fukk with you dude.
I don't understand why you insist on being rude.
Yo that's not very nice.
I'm gonna throw some ice at you dude, some fukkin ice!
Cuz you need to cool off, what the fukk man?

Ooh, @mrken12 ...also don't know who he is but he fukkin hates me too!
fukkin neggin me & dappin posts where they're dissin me...
What the fukk man? What the fukk?
I don't even talk to you guys, man!
You're on my ignore.
Why you gotta follow me around the board, hatin on me?
I'm a real fukkin positive chick, for real.

For real.

Who else can I rap about though?
Hmm, let's see.
Oooh, @LadySimone
fukk you man, leave it alone
No, it's Lady Simone!
She's actually on my ignore too
Cuz she's not cool dude!
Ohhhh!
She's a fukkin fat bytch
Ate too much sandwiches
Now she's got a lot of kids and no baby fathers around
Welfare
Actually I don't know if she has kids or anything but still, fukk, I wouldn't be surprised

Alright who's next?
Oooh, RookieTheVet
You're a fukkin snitch man!
You don't get no respect around here!
Gonna do it again
Oh who's next? @RookieToVet
You're a fukkin snitch man, take you to the vet
Cuz you're a fukkin dog, probably a snob
I don't even why you hate on me so much so,
You're new to the board yo!
What the fukk, how could I make you so mad?
Did you grow up without a dad?
What's your fukkin problem, dude?
What's your problem, dude? For real.
What's your fukkin problem?
I am here to solve them.
What's your fukkin problem?
I'm here to solve them.

Shout out to the Coli board!
Shout outs to @cook & @Brooklynzson yo!
The Coli, the Coli! The Coli! The Coli! The Coli! The Coli!

I love The Coli yo! I have so many haters though
So many haters, masturbators, why they hatin on a nice girl who's chill?
They fukkin do it for a thrill
Do somethin cool dude, with your life
Go outside, breathe some fresh air
I don't really care what you do, just fukkin stay off my shyt dude

For real, get the fukk outta here
FOH
KMT
Mothafukka
p*ssyhole, suck yuh mudda
You're gonna have a brother
Cuz I fukked your daddy!
Hahahaha, I fukked your daddy!
Yeah! Uhn!






@MGM @jwonder @BaggerofTea @Iron Chin Wilder @DreadBrown @Scientific Playa @MaxBundles @Based_Beazy @Real Nikka @Soundbwoy @Jahbarri @RealAssanova @Dreamchaser

Come vote for your girl!


*EDIT: for anyone who's into Coli fukkery, this is the featured thread I was talkin about when I was dissin Cac Destroyer aka Quarterback

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/coli...chicks-gets-caught-simping-strawberry.332519/

Might wanna go get yourself some popcorn

 

[rahji]

whats good with this matchup?????

 

[Strawberry]

Yo!

Just sent @Brooklynzson my track, so mine should be up soon

Dunno what @KushSkywalker is sayin. He was talkin about how he hopes his opponent shows up so he doesn't waste his bars so he better bring that heat!

I've never heard him rap so I dunno what to expect but judging by the beats on his SoundCloud, I think I stand a good chance

Edit: oops was I not supposed to reply to this thread?

I dunno what's goin on, I'm stoned

 

[KushSkywalker]

Yo!

Just sent @Brooklynzson my track, so mine should be up soon

Dunno what @KushSkywalker is sayin. He was talkin about how he hopes his opponent shows up so he doesn't waste his bars so he better bring that heat!

I've never heard him rap so I dunno what to expect but judging by the beats on his SoundCloud, I think I stand a good chance

Edit: oops was I not supposed to reply to this thread?

I dunno what's goin on, I'm stoned

Those beats have gotten me invited around the country and out of country and introduced me to legends

To each their own though

Anyway im recording this afternoon when I get outtve work.

 

[Strawberry]

You didn't even record yet?

To me your beats are

@cook @Brooklynzson
Do I gotta wait for him to post his shyt before my shyt can be posted?

@KushSkywalker
Hurry the fukk up dude, I wanna get this battle poppin!

 

[bigrodthe1]

Yo!

Just sent @Brooklynzson my track, so mine should be up soon

Dunno what @KushSkywalker is sayin. He was talkin about how he hopes his opponent shows up so he doesn't waste his bars so he better bring that heat!

I've never heard him rap so I dunno what to expect but judging by the beats on his SoundCloud, I think I stand a good chance

Edit: oops was I not supposed to reply to this thread?

I dunno what's goin on, I'm stoned

I don't know if Kush is the one you want to be giving ammo to. shyt IS going to get ugly quick. and BTW Kush is one of the dopest producers I have heard PERIOD not just on the Coli.

 

[Strawberry]

Yeah I'm sure he's right up there with Pete Rock,
Dilla & Dj Premier

 

[bigrodthe1]

Yeah I'm sure he's right up there with Pete Rock,
Dilla & Dj Premier

All I can say is that I believe that you are going to learn today good luck though

 

[Strawberry]

Rappin & producing are two totally separate things. It's rare to find someone who is really good at both.

So if you're sayin his beats are his forte then his rappin must be

I just want this battle to start already!

 

[bigrodthe1]

Rappin & producing are two totally separate things. It's rare to find someone who is really good at both.

So if you're sayin his beats are his forte then his rappin must be

I just want this battle to start already!

I'm not throwing up the pom poms for Kush but dude made it to the quarterfinals at least in BOTH beats and lyrics battles...he isn't one to be taken lightly in any regard. But as long as you confident in what you do then I don't have a problem with you having a fukk that nikka attitude but I wouldn't be trying to give dude extra motivation cause he IS nasty. Especially considering that more than likely he is going to hear your track first

 

[cook]

@Strawberry track got posted

 

[Strawberry]

He hasn't recorded yet so I don't wanna drop my track yet and give him a bunch of material to use against me

Yo @KushSkywalker let me know when you ready and we drop it at the same time

@cook you listen to it?

 

[bigrodthe1]

He hasn't recorded yet so I don't wanna drop my track yet and give him a bunch of material to use against me

Yo @KushSkywalker let me know when you ready and we drop it at the same time

@cook you listen to it?

do you even read the threads and replies before you post
it's already posted and like I said before...you definitely
I'm pretty sure his reply is going to make the rounds around here.

 

[Strawberry]

Calm your ass down boy