strip club etiquette

[ThumpDaddy]

I always tip a little. Tell the chick, "Thank You". I get into conversations with them about any and everything except what's going on right now. It usually works. I go to the strip club now and chicks come up and hug and offer to get me a drink and I promise I haven't spent more than $15 dollars on them. I don't know, you have to be with the right one though.

 

[Steve Piffler]

Disregard this. Every hoe wants to be saved, whether she knows it or not. Make every effort you can to learn as much about her as you can. Learn what shift she works, if she has a kid buy little homie a little something and present it to her. Do not take no for an answer. You need to make every effort to wife her.

 

[Steve Piffler]

I always tip a little. Tell the chick, "Thank You". I get into conversations with them about any and everything except what's going on right now. It usually works. I go to the strip club now and chicks come up and hug and offer to get me a drink and I promise I haven't spent more than $15 dollars on them. I don't know, you have to be with the right one though.

this is what i'm talking about. if your mouthpiece is right, you shouldn't have to spend a lot....

 

[Tres Leches]

Disregard this. Every hoe wants to be saved, whether she knows it or not. Make every effort you can to learn as much about her as you can. Learn what shift she works, if she has a kid buy little homie a little something and present it to her. Do not take no for an answer. You need to make every effort to wife her.

 

[iamduval]

I definitely touch.. sometimes I accidentally make eye contact. They always show me love. I hate when I'm the only one in my area tipping though. nikkas be in there thirsty

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

Dont come if your not buying dances or tipping the stage. Idgaf how many drinks you buy
LMAO

If you dont want a dance POLITELY say no thank you. Not maybe later. She might hold you to it and keep coming back.

Dont expect her to go out of her way for 4 dances

Dont touch
DA fukk????? NO REALLY...DA fukk????

DONT ask her what her real name is. I repeat DONT ask what her real name is.
I DO IT TO SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES TO COME UP WITH A FAKE NAME.
Dont get butthurt when she cuts your boring convo short to ask for a dance. Shes at work and shes there to make money. Yes its all about the money.

Dont waste time if you know you dont want a dance.

Dont ask for sex or her phone number if you only spent $60 on her and didnt tip.

Dont ask personal questions
DEAL. SO THAT MEANS YOU HOES CAN'T BE GIVING US YOUR LIFE STORIES EITHER.
If youre spending $1200 dollars dont try to dance a group of 10 girls. Its a waste of time

Leave your wife/gf at home

Dont tell her shes too good for this or how you want to save her. She hears it all the time

Dont follow ANY of the advice from the guys above. Seriously.

 

[patscorpio]

this is what i'm talking about. if your mouthpiece is right, you shouldn't have to spend a lot....

my nikka who introduced me to the strip club game had this shyt down cold...he'd be in the lap dance area for like 10 songs with a stripper and at the most pays for like 2 of them..and no bats an eye about that shyt..then later he's fukking them in his car or at the motel nearby..he was wild with it lol

 

[TheScarsOnSealsFace]

I don't know man. Last time I was in the strip club I was sucking on titties for like 15 dollars. I think that chick was on drugs and I was drunk as fukk. I don't know if I won or lost with that shyt cuz I can't even remember what that chick even looks like.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Let's not try to act like the strip club doesn't get boring as fukk after 30 minutes.

Most overrated establishment ever. Only so long I can throw money at a shuddering ass before I get bored.

As far as touching goes every strip club I've been to I've been able to touch...so I really think that's nonsense. Just like ThouShallHustle's entire existence on here.

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

don't act thirsty; stay nonchalant..strippers can spot a trick a mile away

ain't 95% of niccas in the strip club a trick tho? lmaoo never been and don't plan too...

 

[LastEmperor2k2]

Let's not try to act like the strip club doesn't get boring as fukk after 30 minutes.

Most overrated establishment ever. Only so long I can throw money at a shuttering ass before I get bored.

As far as touching goes every strip club I've been to I've been able to touch...so I really think that's nonsense. Just like ThouShallHustle's entire existence on here.

That's why my first comment was don't waste your money in strip clubs.

Only time strip clubs are fun is when it's a guys night out and everyones drinking having a good time and you want to see some titties. Then you can laugh at your one friend who is a sucker and drops 200 in there.

Don't pay for p*ssy

 

[Kliq_Souf]

lol @ don't touch, thats that shyt i dont like... I dont go to clubs where touching aint allowed.

My local spot, hoes grab ya dikk soon as you walk in the door, u gotta be like if u dont want that extra extra...

Dont go looking to get some p*ssy or find a GF, these hoes are money oriented ONLY.

 

[skeetsinternal]

Dont wear draws, wear thin sweatpants with a hole in it

 

[Non Sequitur]

Don't shove dollar bills in their p*ssy or put your face in their ass. For real. It seems like the natural thing to do, but

 

[954UAlreadyknow]

As far as touching goes every strip club I've been to I've been able to touch...so I really think that's nonsense. Just like ThouShallHustle's entire existence on here.

Real shyt.

I just when she said that