strip club etiquette

[thoushallhustle]

Why the fukk would you even want to touch a chick that lets everyone touch her? Esp for FREE?! I can tell alot of yall cant afford the nicer clubs like magic city or onyx where the dancers arent drug addicts with cigarette burns. I cant speak on these little hole in the wall $5 dance joints. When youre ready to come play with the big boys and bad bytches the dancers wont let you touch them unless you droppin serious dough. Yall broke nyggas have a funny way of telling on yourselves.

 

[LastEmperor2k2]

The best game is to have no game.Just conversate about normal, everyday shyt.Working in a environment like that can cause people to fiend normalcy.

A lotta truth here, I remember telling em straight up once, i`m dead broke just came to chill with the friends, starting getting into a regular conversation with her was talking to her for about 20 minutes, just t*ts and ass on me without paying shyt.

I think me treating her like a person and not just a sexual thing was what kept her around, place was kinda slow anyway that night.

I would never get involved w/ a stripper though, just helped me pass the time while my friends were trickin

 

[thoushallhustle]

have you ever run across a dude wearing sweatpants/dresspants and freeballing?

i actually strike up a conversation with the worst looking bytch in the building, pay her some attention, let her sit on my lap, and i get free feels, fingerbangs, grinds, and possibly some sex/head in the champagne room...

works everytime....

Of course theres always a few of them. The top earners avoid those types. Usually its the beta strippers struggling to make her cab fare home that entertains that nonsense

 

[Blackout]

Why the fukk would you even want to touch a chick that lets everyone touch her? Esp for FREE?! I can tell alot of yall cant afford the nicer clubs like magic city or onyx where the dancers arent drug addicts with cigarette burns. I cant speak on these little hole in the wall $5 dance joints. When youre ready to come play with the big boys and bad bytches the dancers wont let you touch them unless you droppin serious dough. Yall broke nyggas have a funny way of telling on yourselves.

She helpin get money for those high class strippers now.

 

[Ohms Law]

Why the fukk would you even want to touch a chick that lets everyone touch her? Esp for FREE?! I can tell alot of yall cant afford the nicer clubs like magic city or onyx where the dancers arent drug addicts with cigarette burns. I cant speak on these little hole in the wall $5 dance joints. When youre ready to come play with the big boys and bad bytches the dancers wont let you touch them unless you droppin serious dough. Yall broke nyggas have a funny way of telling on yourselves.

Why are you so angry.

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

Why the fukk would you even want to touch a chick that lets everyone touch her? Esp for FREE?! I can tell alot of yall cant afford the nicer clubs like magic city or onyx where the dancers arent drug addicts with cigarette burns. I cant speak on these little hole in the wall $5 dance joints. When youre ready to come play with the big boys and bad bytches the dancers wont let you touch them unless you droppin serious dough. Yall broke nyggas have a funny way of telling on yourselves.

u braggin bout niccas in Magic City spending hundreds of dollars to touch on some hoodrats with fake asses??

 

[thoushallhustle]

don't act thirsty; stay nonchalant..strippers can spot a trick a mile away

Let's not try to act like the strip club doesn't get boring as fukk after 30 minutes.

Most overrated establishment ever. Only so long I can throw money at a shuddering ass before I get bored.

As far as touching goes every strip club I've been to I've been able to touch...so I really think that's nonsense. Just like ThouShallHustle's entire existence on here.

Dont be mad at me because you can only afford to fukk with them crackhead hoes. You that nygga that be sittin at the bar for 3 hours babysitting the same warm beer you had all night.

 

[Donald J Trump]

Why are you so angry.

Shes a hoe, she gets excited to talk about the only thing she truly knows..it's like Dr.Tyson and how he gets when he talks about science.

 

[thoushallhustle]

Why are you so angry.

Im not angry im disgusted.

u braggin bout niccas in Magic City spending hundreds of dollars to touch on some hoodrats with fake asses??

Thousands boo. Tens of thousands of dollars.

And every stripper doesnt have a fake ass. Some of those girls do but some spend hours in the gym and alot of money on personal trainers and nutritionists. Anywho magic city actually likes to hire petite girls that can do alot of pole tricks an whatnot. Thats what gets you money.

 

[Blackout]

Dont be mad at me because you can only afford to fukk with them crackhead hoes. You that nygga that be sittin at the bar for 3 hours babysitting the same warm beer you had all night.

Yeah he should stop playin and pay the strippers more so he can impress people who get paid for showing some ass and t*ts.

Ok I'm done i won't knock ya hustle anymore.

 

[thoushallhustle]

Shes a hoe, she gets excited to talk about the only thing she truly knows..it's like Dr.Tyson and how he gets when he talks about science.

Too bad you cant do the same when the conversation turns to big dikks

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

oh thoushallhustle is a woman....no wonder she likes niccas in the strip club trickin off their money...thought that was a dude lol...I understand now

 

[Donald J Trump]

im a stank booty burnt hoe

:hanes:

 

[thoushallhustle]

Yeah he should stop playin and pay the strippers more so he can impress the strippers who get paid for showing some ass and t*ts.

Ok I'm done i won't knock ya hustle anymore.

He can do whatever he wants. If you aint got it like that you aint got it like that everyone cant afford a place like king of diamonds where you can easily drop $60-100 just to get in the door.

 

[thoushallhustle]

little dikk thoughts