strip club etiquette

[thoushallhustle]

Before i let a girl touch my dikk i have to sneak in the bathroom and use my penis pump

 

[954UAlreadyknow]

He can do whatever he wants. If you aint got it like that you aint got it like that everyone cant afford a place like king of diamonds where you can easily drop $60-100 just to get in the door.

I be in KOD all the time and you can can touch them hoes all you want.

So all that shyt you talking is wrong

 

[Jesus]

I dont even dance anymore so i really dont care.

You care you fukking c*nt that's why you all in thread dropping "knowledge". fukking bytch.

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Blue flame > magic city

I like hoodrats with asses not senses of entitlement. I don't owe a bytch shyt

 

[thoushallhustle]

Don't hurt my feelings.

Personally, I've never been to a strip club and don't see myself in one in the future. Strippers don't appeal to me, when they're at work anyway. That's just me. But let's not make it something other than what it is. Shaking it on a pole for some dollar bills. Just cause the room is nicer doesn't change what it is.

And how do you know what I can afford? Don't you know I'm a coli muhfukka now? I'm on my 6 figure shyt.

Its nothing personal i just get annoyed hearing people whine about price. Its like grls who claim to be anti-redbottoms but all they shoes is from aldo. Thats fine if strip clubs aint for you, i think its boring too personally.

 

[thoushallhustle]

I be in KOD all the time and you can can touch them hoes all you want.

So all that shyt you talking is wrong

Ive been to KOD too and i have friends that work there. at some nygga that works at footlocker fingering black chynas p*ssy

You care you fukking c*nt that's why you all in thread dropping "knowledge". fukking bytch.

I care more about the fact that you do internet dating

So did you ever whoop @BrothaZay ass like you said you would, tough guy?

 

[Steve Piffler]

ive worked at onyx. The only ones allowed to touch are the ones who order hella ones. Who was letting you touch on them for free? I wanna see you try to keep this up.

i have been to onyx about 50 times, and i couldn't tell you what a bytches name was.....fukk i look like remembering a skettel boom's name..... but i ain't gotta lie about feelin' on a bytch. that's nothing to waste a lie on. believe me, out of the 50 times that i been there, i may have spent $200 in all. do the math. my mouthpiece is impeccable and those strip hoes are stupid. it's a match made in heaven

 

[Jesus]

Ive been to KOD too and i have friends that work there. at some nygga that works at footlocker fingering black chynas p*ssy





I care more about the fact that you do internet dating

Online...strip clubs... library....as long as the end result is p*ssy.

 

[954UAlreadyknow]

Ive been to KOD too and i have friends that work there. at some nygga that works at footlocker fingering black chynas p*ssy





I care more about the fact that you do internet dating

You talking out yo ass.

You can touch hoes at KOD thats a fact.

South Fl nikkas on here can cosign

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

Dont come if your not buying dances or tipping the stage. Idgaf how many drinks you buy

If you dont want a dance POLITELY say no thank you. Not maybe later. She might hold you to it and keep coming back.

Dont expect her to go out of her way for 4 dances

Dont touch

DONT ask her what her real name is. I repeat DONT ask what her real name is.

Dont get butthurt when she cuts your boring convo short to ask for a dance. Shes at work and shes there to make money. Yes its all about the money.

Dont waste time if you know you dont want a dance.

Dont ask for sex or her phone number if you only spent $60 on her and didnt tip.

Dont ask personal questions

If youre spending $1200 dollars dont try to dance a group of 10 girls. Its a waste of time

Leave your wife/gf at home

Dont tell her shes too good for this or how you want to save her. She hears it all the time

Dont follow ANY of the advice from the guys above. Seriously.

We didn't ask for stipper advice nikka. Stop trying to confuse these brothers out here.

 

[TruStyle]

Just saw this thread and didnt read the whole thing.

But to all the dudes who are in here parroting "wear ball shorts and sweats".

9 out of 10 clubs will not let you in wearing that shyt. Only the shyttest ratchet clubs will go for that.

Its pretty safe to say most of you prolly never left your pc long enough to go to a decent strip joint.

 

[thoushallhustle]

i have been to onyx about 50 times, and i couldn't tell you what a bytches name was.....fukk i look like remembering a skettel boom's name..... but i ain't gotta lie about feelin' on a bytch. that's nothing to waste a lie on. believe me, out of the 50 times that i been there, i may have spent $200 in all. do the math. my mouthpiece is impeccable and those strip hoes are stupid. it's a match made in heaven

This is another one of those internet urban myths just like short men cant get p*ssy. Everyone swears their talk game is so thorough strippers beggin them for the dikk. Yet in real life i walk in the club and the only nyggas who have a bunch of hoes stuck to them have bands in their hand. Meanwhile the dusty looky loos are doing exactly that...looking.

Online...strip clubs... library....as long as the end result is p*ssy.

So again i ask, did you ever make good on that promise of an ass whoopin you were gonna give the homie? Ol i got a gun i but i left it at home ass nygga

You talking out yo ass.

You can touch hoes at KOD thats a fact.

South Fl nikkas on here can cosign

Yeah you can touch if you spend money. Those girls arent even stopping to chat long enough for you to touch unless you bless them. Do you really expect me to believe a bytch is gonna let any ole nygga feel her up for free when theres a room full of nyggas that want to trick on her? Stop it.

 

[Donald J Trump]

This is another one of those internet urban myths just like short men cant get p*ssy. Everyone swears their talk game is so thorough strippers beggin them for the dikk. Yet in real life i walk in the club and the only nyggas who have a bunch of hoes stuck to them have bands in their hand. Meanwhile the dusty looky loos are doing exactly that...looking.




So again i ask, did you ever make good on that promise of an ass whoopin you were gonna give the homie? Ol i got a gun i but i left it at home ass nygga



Yeah you can touch if you spend money. Those girls arent even stopping to chat long enough for you to touch unless you bless them. Do you really expect me to believe a bytch is gonna let any ole nygga feel her up for free when theres a room full of nyggas that want to trick on her? Stop it.

shouldnt you be sucking dikk for baby food

 

[TheHNIC]

This is another one of those internet urban myths just like short men cant get p*ssy. Everyone swears their talk game is so thorough strippers beggin them for the dikk. Yet in real life i walk in the club and the only nyggas who have a bunch of hoes stuck to them have bands in their hand. Meanwhile the dusty looky loos are doing exactly that...looking.




So again i ask, did you ever make good on that promise of an ass whoopin you were gonna give the homie? Ol i got a gun i but i left it at home ass nygga



Yeah you can touch if you spend money. Those girls arent even stopping to chat long enough for you to touch unless you bless them. Do you really expect me to believe a bytch is gonna let any ole nygga feel her up for free when theres a room full of nyggas that want to trick on her? Stop it.

Onyx was the first place where I realized Houston strip clubs don't have rules... Most of those chicks were dying to get touched whenever I went in... And I was broke as fukk not spending much at the time! Houston strippers have no morals (shout out to Score's)!

 

[Jesus]

This is another one of those internet urban myths just like short men cant get p*ssy. Everyone swears their talk game is so thorough strippers beggin them for the dikk. Yet in real life i walk in the club and the only nyggas who have a bunch of hoes stuck to them have bands in their hand. Meanwhile the dusty looky loos are doing exactly that...looking.




So again i ask, did you ever make good on that promise of an ass whoopin you were gonna give the homie? Ol i got a gun i but i left it at home ass nygga



Yeah you can touch if you spend money. Those girls arent even stopping to chat long enough for you to touch unless you bless them. Do you really expect me to believe a bytch is gonna let any ole nygga feel her up for free when theres a room full of nyggas that want to trick on her? Stop it.

I shoot him I'm foolish...he shoots me he's famous.

I'm not risking my career and future over whooping a 17 y.o. and have a Coli nikka video tape it.