Strip clubs are still wack af

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Was at lil darlings in vegas tonight and boy oh boy do they try to hustle for a $40 1 song dance :mjlol: that roast beef p*ssy worth $10 a song maxx
Some bytches thick as fukk in that bytch but no drank??? No black n milds?? Popcorn and hookah? Foh I was rappin wit a bytch tryin to be slutty then broke her shell when she saw I was serious about not going to the backroom
With her


I did wait for the blue lights to flash to catch that $20 2 for 1 tho. bytch ass crack stank and titties was soggy talm bout some " you like my azz n t*ts?" bytch the blood didn't rush to my dikk to give even the slightest pulse. p*ssy literally looked like an open face reuben sandwich.


You are in vegas....stop pretending like they are supposed to have good strip clubs, EVERY strip club in vegas sucks dikk. They are there to take advantage of tourists that are out to have good time, you cant compare them to your local spots.

If you think Strip Clubs are wack, you are just going to the wrong ones thats all, stop generalizing. :ufdup:
 

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The clubs we go to are pretty good.:manny:

We just kick it and shoot the shyt and hit on the shooter girls. And throw some loot on the stage when girls start acting freaky. Especially when the strippers bringing up girls from the audience and start undressing them.

Fun times.:win:
 

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Who the fukk meets women at the strip club?

This is why there's some butthurt motherfukkers in here

I know a bouncer who dated strippers and they had crazy ex's show up and attack them, were on all kinds of drugs, doing all kinds of criminal acts.. nasty stuff
 

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Thats cause you went to a whack strip club. Honestly, I never heard of Darlings. Sapphires and Spearmint Rhino are the only two spots I'll go in Vegas. Bad broads all over. Bagged something out of each spot when I went. :takedat: :win:

Darlings is horrible. Might as well have just hit Play It Again Sams (also horrible) or something where the drinks are cheaper at least lol.

This man is right. Go to Sapphires or Spearmint Rhino.

And btw, it's Las Vegas.....EVERYTHING costs more. If you don't want to spend a lot of money on shyt, don't goto Vegas.
 

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Was at lil darlings in vegas tonight and boy oh boy do they try to hustle for a $40 1 song dance :mjlol: that roast beef p*ssy worth $10 a song maxx
Some bytches thick as fukk in that bytch but no drank??? No black n milds?? Popcorn and hookah? Foh I was rappin wit a bytch tryin to be slutty then broke her shell when she saw I was serious about not going to the backroom
With her


I did wait for the blue lights to flash to catch that $20 2 for 1 tho. bytch ass crack stank and titties was soggy talm bout some " you like my azz n t*ts?" bytch the blood didn't rush to my dikk to give even the slightest pulse. p*ssy literally looked like an open face reuben sandwich.
Outchea disrespecting Reuben sandwiches like that. Those are my fav.
:mjcry:
 

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Same here, makes no damn sense and when some people find out I've never been they're like :wtf: "why not???" Twilight Zone shyt, breh.
I live in strip club city and I have yet to step foot inside of one. Just not my thing to waste money on hoes I'm not fukkin. Dancing does literally nothing for me :yeshrug:
 

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I live in strip club city and I have yet to step foot inside of one. Just not my thing to waste money on hoes I'm not fukkin. Dancing does literally nothing for me :yeshrug:
I work in Atlanta so I know exactly what you mean. When I say that it's not my thing because a) I'm not paying for blue balls and b) I'm not paying for p*ssy, some people are like "but it's about the atmosphere and experience!" :camby: Just a waste of time and money.
 

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I work in Atlanta so I know exactly what you mean. When I say that it's not my thing because a) I'm not paying for blue balls and b) I'm not paying for p*ssy, some people are like "but it's about the atmosphere and experience!" :camby: Just a waste of time and money.

Real talk and it'd not s real bond anyway with a broad to really make the sex good, and I can't get head with no rubber on smh.

If you gonna pay for p*ssy get a gfe escort, bout 200 for 30 minutes, I'd rather do that then spend 200 on a stripper duck I look like.

I see doctors in that muthafukker paying for p*ssy around here.

Seriously dawg?

The only thing I like is they usually serve thst hard liquor thst grays you up with the quickness. The hood strip joints go all the way in on that.
 
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