Strip clubs are still wack af

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I live in strip club city and I have yet to step foot inside of one. Just not my thing to waste money on hoes I'm not fukkin. Dancing does literally nothing for me :yeshrug:

I work in Atlanta so I know exactly what you mean. When I say that it's not my thing because a) I'm not paying for blue balls and b) I'm not paying for p*ssy, some people are like "but it's about the atmosphere and experience!" :camby: Just a waste of time and money.
Add me to the list. Been in the A for 3 years and never had the "experience".

I just cant waste money like that.
 

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You are in vegas....stop pretending like they are supposed to have good strip clubs, EVERY strip club in vegas sucks dikk. They are there to take advantage of tourists that are out to have good time, you cant compare them to your local spots.

If you think Strip Clubs are wack, you are just going to the wrong ones thats all, stop generalizing. :ufdup:
Been to many strip clubs in the united states, same premise same shyt. Pay a cover-buy alcohol/table, tip your dancer. Every song is cut short. Every bytch walks up to you pretending they are into you for a you to spend hundreds on blue balls. Stop caping for the stank sweaty p*ssy and a$$hole thots with hurt feet.
 

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Been to many strip clubs in the united states, same premise same shyt. Pay a cover-buy alcohol/table, tip your dancer. Every song is cut short. Every bytch walks up to you pretending they are into you for a you to spend hundreds on blue balls. Stop caping for the stank sweaty p*ssy and a$$hole thots with hurt feet.


caping?

If you pay a cover to get into a strip club you already lost...

Stop pretending like you been to a "strip club" you went into a girl factory where they milked money out of you.

In my life i paid a cover once..... 1 time for a strip club and never gain.

You dont leave with blue balls if you dont want to

You dont spend hundreds unless you are a sucker

and I have never bought a table either.

And they dont all fake to like people, just cause they fake to like you. I can tell you how I had a stripper cooking me chicken at 3am on saturday... She really played off that fake liking for free :sas2:

So again dont confuse "your' strip club experience with everyone's. If I took you out with me you wouldn't leave

And no I am not caping, I am sorry to hear you haven't hit pay dirt yet, stop going to the places you mentioned and change it up
 

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caping?

If you pay a cover to get into a strip club you already lost...

Stop pretending like you been to a "strip club" you went into a girl factory where they milked money out of you.

In my life i paid a cover once..... 1 time for a strip club and never gain.

You dont leave with blue balls if you dont want to

You dont spend hundreds unless you are a sucker

and I have never bought a table either.

And they dont all fake to like people, just cause they fake to like you. I can tell you how I had a stripper cooking me chicken at 3am on saturday... She really played off that fake liking for free :sas2:

So again dont confuse "your' strip club experience with everyone's. If I took you out with me you wouldn't leave

And no I am not caping, I am sorry to hear you haven't hit pay dirt yet, stop going to the places you mentioned and change it up
You mean you had a meth addict in your studio apartment at 3am? Cooking top ramen?
 

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Was at lil darlings in vegas tonight and boy oh boy do they try to hustle for a $40 1 song dance :mjlol: that roast beef p*ssy worth $10 a song maxx
Some bytches thick as fukk in that bytch but no drank??? No black n milds?? Popcorn and hookah? Foh I was rappin wit a bytch tryin to be slutty then broke her shell when she saw I was serious about not going to the backroom
With her


I did wait for the blue lights to flash to catch that $20 2 for 1 tho. bytch ass crack stank and titties was soggy talm bout some " you like my azz n t*ts?" bytch the blood didn't rush to my dikk to give even the slightest pulse. p*ssy literally looked like an open face reuben sandwich.

:russ: @ this entire post
 

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don't be mad at all strippers cause a couple made you out as a sucker... :umad:
How am I a sucker, ive spent thousands at spearmint rhino in a night. Ive had strippers popping up to my office to entice me to come,ive had strippers suck and eat each other out shyt is still wack son. Any nikka over 25 still finding themselves at a strip club is lost. I happened to be at little darlings because the person I was with was going through a midlife crisis of getting no p*ssy and thinking about same bytch.
 

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How am I a sucker, ive spent thousands at spearmint rhino in a night. Ive had strippers popping up to my office to entice me to come,ive had strippers suck and eat each other out shyt is still wack son. Any nikka over 25 still finding themselves at a strip club is lost. I happened to be at little darlings because the person I was with was going through a midlife crisis of getting no p*ssy and thinking about same bytch.

You are a customer.. You lost me at 1) paying a cover, 2) paying for a table, 3) spending hundreds and 4) leaving with blue balls..

We are not talking about the same thing, again all i said stop generalizing, just cause you went to shytty stripclubs dont mean they all suck. I would agree based on your 1-2-3-4, yes that place and any place like that sucks 100% which is why I wouldn't step foot in them.
 

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Atlanta Strip Clubs:

You get to drink and smoke (weed smoke be heavy)
Good chicken wings
Full nudity
Dancers do all types of stripper tricks
Lapdances are typically $10
Some of the baddest women of all races and sizes
Every time I have went they let me touch them
Often have pool and sports games on


The list goes on. I have been to a lot of places and I don't even like strip clubs like that, but Atlanta ones have everything you could ask for.
 

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All I gotta say is deliliahs off of 95 in philly is incredible. Of course u got jacked in a Vegas strip joint. Also in Nola they got the dirty hooahs that'll suck u off for a nickel and a ham sangwish
 
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