Simp city....wow
DC area is notorious for how bad the dating scene is. Just go over to RooshV.com. Dude lost his mind and left the country over not getting ass in DC. And he's whiteThis is no surprise. I live in the Baltimore-Washington corridor. The DC Area is bougie as fukk minus the hood areas. DC is simp central for folks with good jobs. People come from all over the country for good government jobs, but the dating scene is the pits because women in DC don't compare to other cities. I'm not saying there aren't bad women in DC. But I been out here for a minute and all the bad bytches who were born and raised in DC been leaving by the droves in the past ten years.All the nightclubs, clothing stores and spots they used to work and chill at have been razed and gentrified out of existence and they left for cities like ATL and NYC.
What you have left in DC is a bunch of nerds who think their high level of education and wack government job entitles them to the perfect mate. Except the people who have been moving to the District aren't attractive by in large. DC ain't like NYC or L.A. No bad bytches coming to DC to pursue modeling careers. And all the bad broads who were born and raised in the District left years ago. shyt, even Philly is better for bytches than DC is my opinion.
DC is overly formal and everyone is pretentious. Everyone is obsessed with being a "professional". Everyone always looks like they came straight from work wearing business casual even on weekends and holidays. DC is small and the pool of available women who are attractive is small relative to other big cities. This gives folks inflated egos. DC is all about status. DC is one of the only cities where status completely trumps looks across the board. Average looking broads in DC think they're tens because they've been gassed up by a bunch of khaki wearing simps with gubmint jobs. They'll do anything for a shot of some cot because of the over-competitive DC culture. DC ain't like NYC where you will see ten bad bytches in an hour. No sir. And DC tends to age people prematurely. Hella folks in DC in their 20's look well into their 30's and folks in their 30's look 40 something.And in DC, you better have your shyt together to run game. I'm not saying it's impossible to pull decent women in DC. I've managed to pull decent DC/PG beezies in the past. But the first thing folks ask you in DC is "what do you do?"
The native DC black people don't really fukk with outta towners like that.
Does that mean you can't pull a DC hood bytch? No. But by nature, DC natives, black and white, aren't friendly. DC area white people are hella rich, waspy and lowkey racist.
They look like the soulless people from Ralph Lauren catalogs and Patrick Bateman. I rarely see interracial relationships in DC outside of white man/Asian woman token relationships.
Howard University lives up to the hype though.Hella bad bytches at Howard. But none of them bytches are from DC originally. You got to scoop a bad Howard broad while they are fresh and young and still hold the down to earth values of where ever they're from. Because Howard turns these women bougie faster than you can spell out the name of their sorority.
Once bytches graduate from Howard, they are boughiefied as fukk.
Then you'll understand the $200 dates. Government workers drop that much every other night eating and drinking at bars on U street and H Street every night because DC is an alcoholic ass city.

DC area is notorious for how bad the dating scene is. Just go over to RooshV.com. Dude lost his mind and left the country over not getting ass in DC. And he's white![]()

Big first dates leads to big alimony checks. Gotta give these chicks something to scheme with.If You gonna spend that on a first date, you might as well just buy some p*ssy instead.
we going to burger king

50 is my max
on the first date. Thats anniversary prices and still a lot.
But I'm sure the coli ballers are renting the kitchen out and getting the head chef to cook for them personally


Take the bytch to Chipotle, save 30 bucks.. bytches love Chipotle
I bought my wife a bunch of restaurant gift cards for her b-day on feb 10th at costco (you get a $100 card for $75), and we used them shyts on valentine's day![]()
I didn't know Costco did that with gift cards"Yo I got a nice lil spot over on the ****** side of town. Yep, that's right, they serve the ******* AND they got *******'s too, baby. We gon smoke n hit that jernt, then whip over to ****** n maybe have a drink, then I'll drop u back off at the house, if I don't bore u to death with my day first. I just been thinking bout where to take u. fukk all that, how did UR day go? I just been yippin n yappin, got a nikka nervous just lookin at u (cue fake ass playa laff)."Breh the KEY is take them places YOU like. That way, if it all goes to shyt, you at least had a good meal.
