Stupid shyt that you can now admit

[SleezyBigSlim]

I used to think the map of Texas was Austin

 

[Peter Parker]

My first car I went like hundreds of miles over my oil change before getting it changed constantly because I thought that shyt was a scam

 

[Maximus Rex]

It's actually not hard just time consuming 3 hours per run, run past the enemies you can, knife the zombies you have to, use the handgun on bigger enemies that you have to

 

[alpo]

“Yo man did you hear of this Silk Road shyt”

*logs on*
“What’s this bitcoin shyt?”
*logs off*

 

[BXKingPin82]

Wrong

Wanted to post some shyt but cant find a way to word it.

fukkit

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

When my friend died when i was 4 i wanted to bring milk and sandwiches to his grave so he had something to eat

 

[Methodical]

I really thought that The Undertaker was burying wrestlers after he puts them in a bodybag
I used to think that The Blair Witch Project was a real life documentary

Lol, me and my brother were like. and we thought it was real. Gotta give them credit thou.

 

[Here Comes the Pain]

I thought everybody on tv was rich & everybody on mtv cribs actually owned their mansion & cars.

 

[Peter Popoff]

Growing up in Brooklyn, I thought Home Alone 2: Lost in New York was filmed in upstate NY or some shyt because they made NY look bigger than life compared to growing up and being used to it. Plus Mr. Duncan's toy shop isn't real.

 

[Methodical]

First time i heard the word masturbating as a kid i thought it was an advanced fishing technique. "Master baiting".

 

[Box Factory]

I thought rice was like a health food and non fattening

Basically Asian salad is what I thought

 

[Silent_H]

I used to believe you had to be rich to buy a house.

In actuality, it's all about where you live, your credit and what you do for a living.

Something about this actually makes me go

 

[Silent_H]

Back when they were first advertising the digimon premier my cousin lied and told me he saw a commercial of Mewtwo fighting "the weakest digimon" and getting washed.


Asked everyone, nobody heard of this infamous commercial. Didnt find out till I went back to my hood at the end of the summer and my friends laughed off the idea

Nikka played the long con on you

 

[Silent_H]

When my friend died when i was 4 i wanted to bring milk and sandwiches to his grave so he had something to eat

Got damn fam

 

[Kenny West]

My first car I went like hundreds of miles over my oil change before getting it changed constantly because I thought that shyt was a scam

I wouldn't change the oil in my first wheel, I would just wait (too long) and pour more in.

I used to think the map of Texas was Austin

I thought Austin was named after Stone Cold.