Stupid shyt that you do

[JAY?]

I always catch myself speeding home on the highway when the gas is on E
I be trying to get back before the shyt runs out
And I do that knowing the faster I go the more gas it wastes

 

[Bless't]

I wait until my fridge is BARE to go grocery shopping. I'm a day to day guy plus breakfast for the week but sometimes I look at the fridge like...



If a lady saw this... She'd assume I was fighting bums in front of Gate for 3 day old hot dogs.

 

[MoonGoddess]

Misplacing things all the got damn time.
Especially my debit card which I found out was
Actually lost and someone spent 50 at Starbucks this past Thursday.
I knew I should have canceled it but since I'm always misplacing it I thought
It was home in a jacket or pants pocket or something.
I think this is my 5th debit card this year.
I'd blame it on the weed but I been like this since I was little.

 

[Bless't]

Misplacing things all the got damn time.
Especially my debit card which I found out was
Actually lost and someone spent 50 at Starbucks this past Thursday.
I knew I should have canceled it but since I'm always misplacing it I thought
It was home in a jacket or pants pocket or something.
I think this is my 5th debit card this year.
I'd blame it on the weed but I been like this since I was little.

I was unsure whether to dap or not. How do you lose your debit card!?!?

 

[MoonGoddess]

I was unsure whether to dap or not. How do you lose your debit card!?!?

I don't know.
I have to put it in the same place after I use it, if I don't which I tend to do, then my mind goes blank and I completely forget what I did with it.
It's pretty embarrassing actually. I do the same thing with my keys.
Lol I've gotten better with my cellphone tho

 

[Black Cac]

Post on the coli

 

[Bless't]

I don't know.
I have to put it in the same place after I use it, if I don't which I tend to do, then my mind goes blank and I completely forget what I did with it.
It's pretty embarrassing actually. I do the same thing with my keys.
Lol I've gotten better with my cellphone tho

Repetition is key. But c'mon!!! Your debit card!? 5 times? Sheeeeeeesh.
You're a trip.

 

[MoonGoddess]

Repetition is key. But c'mon!!! Your debit card!? 5 times? Sheeeeeeesh.
You're a trip.

Fedx just delivered my new debit card and im going shopping.
Pray for me ya'll.

 

[boriquaking]

I get blackout drunk ​

 

[Bless't]

Fedx just delivered my new debit card and im going shopping.
Pray for me ya'll.

@ the cashier like...

"You forgot something ma'am."

 

[HaterGz]

Leaving my dirty boxers on the floor.

 

[Paradise]

I lose stuff all the time and I constantly wash without checking my pockets. I've washed my driver's license, my Social Security card, money, pens, and the worst of all tissues.

 

[Chef]

I knock on the bathroom door even if I know its empty.

 

[flea]

If I get piss drunk and need to reup on more booze, I either ride my skateboard or my bike to the gas station to avoid drinking and driving. It's stupid because this is usually at 3 am and I live in a really shytty neighborhood. I'm surprised I haven't been robbed yet the smart thing to do would to just go to bed after that last beer.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Pay for gas with cash even though I have 2 gas cards