Stupid shyt that you do

[New Username]

I always catch myself speeding home on the highway when the gas is on E
I be trying to get back before the shyt runs out
And I do that knowing the faster I go the more gas it wastes

Actually you use less gas driving fast vs driving slow (less braking and you cover more land)

 

[JAY?]

Pay for gas with cash even though I have 2 gas cards

Around me paying cash for gas is like 10 cents a gallon cheaper
I be tight when I have to pay with a debit card

 

[JAY?]

Actually you use less gas driving fast vs driving slow (less braking and you cover more land)

Every report I ever read on the subject says otherwise
I even seen it in newer cars that actually tell u the amount of miles you're getting per gallon.

 

[MoonGoddess]

@ the cashier like...

"You forgot something ma'am."

 

[Paradise]

It happens to the best of us…. me included

 

[Smoking With Cigarettes]

Put my keys in my shoe at night so I don't lose it for the morning.
Step on that bytch every morning

 

[Paradise]

I forgot one ya'll. I'm soooooo bad about this. I leave my purse in the cart and walk off like somebody is not just gonna walk off with it. Just walking all down the aisle all willy nilly. My mama stay yelling at me when we are shopping together.

 

[Bless't]

Put my keys in my shoe at night so I don't lose it for the morning.
Step on that bytch every morning

 

[Bunko]

I start freaking out that I can't find my phone/vape and it usually is in my hand or right next to me.

 

[Cat piss martini]

every blue moon i find myself giving a fukk.

 

[Dameon Farrow]

Actually you use less gas driving fast vs driving slow (less braking and you cover more land)

yep think about that city/highway gas mileage sticker

 

[KritNC]

Forget to wrap it up

 

[The Fire]

I knock on the bathroom door even if I know its empty.

 

[Ashley Banks]

Wait until the day before something is due to do it. I had almost 3 weeks to write my 2000 word strategic human resources plan but i waited until wednesday this week to do it because it was due yesterday. I was heeelllllllaaa stressed too. Lmao

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

I forgot one ya'll. I'm soooooo bad about this. I leave my purse in the cart and walk off like somebody is not just gonna walk off with it. Just walking all down the aisle all willy nilly. My mama stay yelling at me when we are shopping together.

I used to do this until a complete stranger walked up to me and handed me my purse She was like " you need to keep a better eye on your stuff "

Never again.