Stupid shyt you believed as a kid (one per post)

[BobbyWojak]

All dogs were boys and all cats were girls.

 

[Child_Of_God]

Tooth fairy being real.

 

[Cladyclad]

Staring at the tv too close would make u blind

 

[Black_Jesus]

Lil Kim sucked so much dikk one night that she had to go to the hospital to get doctors to pump all the semen out her stomach

 

[Fill Collins]

I thought India was full of Native Americans

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

If you broke the tv screen, you could climb into whatever world was on the screen.

 

[MurderToCassette]

When I listened to music as a kid, I didn't understand how artists were able to have "layers" of themselves singing in the same
parts of a song (I obv didn't know what overdubbing was) so I was always like "how are they singing all these notes at the same time?"
Or when emcees would be rapping another line before finishing the first I was like

 

[JadeB]

I thought women gave birth through their butts

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Thought a racist was someone who was hella fast/always won foot races

 

[Fill Collins]

Thought a racist was someone who was hella fast/always won foot races

I thought the human race was a breh, Asian, and cac running against a team of cavemen and dinosaurs to see who'd survive

Mankind won and fought each other ever since

 

[valet]

Detroit was on the East Coast. Because we used EST.

 

[419scam]

ancient world was black and white

 

[King_Kamala61]

Jesus being real......

 

[Tess Lies]

I thought the moon was the entrance and exit to Earth.

 

[SuaveyBoi115]

That 100 was the last number