Stupid shyt you believed as a kid (one per post)
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SupaDupaFresh
Superstar
When I was a kid we had this game on our Nintendo called Casino Kid. It was some type of game where you compete in gambling sports. I had a cousin who told me when you beat the game you receive the money you won in the mail. I believed her ass.
I'm pretty sure everyone still remembers their earliest thoughts and assumptions about sex. For me, I thought sex was when two people just get naked and kiss and lick each other as much as possible.
I remember going to the Six Flags safaro thing as a kid with my family and seeing the bears. There were smaller black bears and larger grizzly bears. My Mother told me the black bears are the nice ones and the grizzly bears are big and mean. I think I said something like "so they're like the white people bears?" And the bytch told me yes I swear for YEARS I thought grizzly bears and black bears were some reincarnation of white and black people.
I remember thinking up until maybe 1st or 2nd grade that Egypt was some mysterious remote alien place somewhere out there. Or that they were directly related to these "Greeks" and "Romans"(Who i thought at the time were kind of the same people) they always talk about. I was floored and shocked when I looked around a map of Africa out of curiosity and found Egypt right there. It was like a paradigm shift of my own self pride and self knowledge. I couldn't believe after all these years NO ONE thought it was worth mentioning where Egypt is actually located. When I was a kid they dead ass made deliberate choices in schools to make Egypt, the sphinx, the pyramids, the pharoahs appear like it was all some alien civilization that doesn't exist anymore.
Use to think the turn signal arrows on a car dashboard show up on their own and somehow the car itself reads your mind and knows where you're turning. Admit it, you thought this too. Didn't help that my trifling ass aunt lied to me when I asked how it knows.
I'm pretty sure everyone still remembers their earliest thoughts and assumptions about sex. For me, I thought sex was when two people just get naked and kiss and lick each other as much as possible.
I remember going to the Six Flags safaro thing as a kid with my family and seeing the bears. There were smaller black bears and larger grizzly bears. My Mother told me the black bears are the nice ones and the grizzly bears are big and mean. I think I said something like "so they're like the white people bears?" And the bytch told me yes
I swear for YEARS I thought grizzly bears and black bears were some reincarnation of white and black people.I remember thinking up until maybe 1st or 2nd grade that Egypt was some mysterious remote alien place somewhere out there. Or that they were directly related to these "Greeks" and "Romans"(Who i thought at the time were kind of the same people) they always talk about. I was floored and shocked when I looked around a map of Africa out of curiosity and found Egypt right there. It was like a paradigm shift of my own self pride and self knowledge. I couldn't believe after all these years NO ONE thought it was worth mentioning where Egypt is actually located. When I was a kid they dead ass made deliberate choices in schools to make Egypt, the sphinx, the pyramids, the pharoahs appear like it was all some alien civilization that doesn't exist anymore.
Use to think the turn signal arrows on a car dashboard show up on their own and somehow the car itself reads your mind and knows where you're turning. Admit it, you thought this too.
Didn't help that my trifling ass aunt lied to me when I asked how it knows. 
I used to think that after a certain hour, the radio played unedited music…
My dumb ass used to try and stay up til ungodly hours trying to see if I was right…
My dumb ass used to try and stay up til ungodly hours trying to see if I was right…
Swahili P'Bitek
Absorbingpovertywithoutlimitations
The biblical rupture. That end of days movie arnold did did me terrible.
They don't?
Richard Gere put a gerbil in his ass
Redwood
Superstar
valet
The official Chaplain of the Coli
(Background. I didn't become a Christian until I was 19.)
But I always thought religion was based on your race
Black and white people were Christians.
Chinese were buddhist.
Indians were Hindu.
I was totally in shock when I met a Indian Christian in college. In my mind I was like "How are you Christian? Your Indian
But I always thought religion was based on your race
Black and white people were Christians.
Chinese were buddhist.
Indians were Hindu.
I was totally in shock when I met a Indian Christian in college. In my mind I was like "How are you Christian? Your Indian
Most if thecoli still believes this
Seek helpJesus being real......
Tribal Outkast
Veteran
When my mom bought me my first ever shoes that said Nike air on them I thought I could dunk. Anybody used to just randomly run in the house and try to dunk by grabbing the thing in the doorway? Yep, I thought I was about to be Jordan out here. I had noooo hops though I was like maybe 5 or 6 at the time lol.
I was like maybe 5 or 6 at the time lol.
