Stupid shyt you used to do when you was younger?

[LionofJudah]

Back in the day, we were always out Friday and Saturday nights. But obviously on school nights, there wasn't that much to do, but we were always on that p*ssy hunt. So me and my friends would use three way to call random numbers and hope a female would pick up that sounded good so we could try to get at her. This was before people had cell phones like that, so we would try certain phone prefixes that corresponded to the females in the school district we were trying to get at We didn't do it much because normally when we would find something, the girl was paranoid as hell because they thought they were getting set up or that we were some perverts. We also used both call a random number on three way and click over at the same time so people would get into an argument over who called who.Again, this wasn't the norm, but just something I remembered. Add on.

 

[Raye82]

You know those 9V batteries...these...

Well, I used to stick my tongue in them and shock myself . Just dumb.

 

[LionofJudah]

You know those 9V batteries...these...

Well, I used to stick my tongue in them and shock myself . Just dumb.

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

Raw dogging chicks

 

[Illuminatos]

One time me and my cousin decided it would be a good idea to get a couple of rocks and throw at peoples cars in traffic.

Some lady pulled up pissed as hell, told my uncle and he beat the shyt out of both of us. Man when we were leaving I had to damn near fight my cousin because he tried to get me to sit in the front seat with his dad. Hell nah.

 

[LionofJudah]

Raw dogging chicks

Pregnancy wise it's dumb as hell, but when you're under 18, the risk of catching something is minimal. But once you get a taste for it, there's no going back to latex

 

[Raye82]

Embarrassing story number 2...

When I was little, about 7 years old, we used to have these huge parties at my house. When we would have these parties, I would go up to my dad and uncles and ask them for a sip of their beer, they never thought nothing of it. I used to do this so I could get drunk, none of them knew that I was getting sips from all of them .

I had to stop though because my brother noticed I was drunk one night, when I ran into a pole in our basement and fainted into a deep sleep . My brother told me if I ever do that again, he was going to whip my behind. That's probably why I'm not a big drinker, I've only been drunk once in adulthood.

 

[Illuminatos]

Oh yeah when I used to live with my cousin when I was 7 their used to be 2 twin white girls that lived right across the street from him. We used to write these simp ass letters for them and put them in their mailbox at like 1 in the morning.

 

[LionofJudah]

I remember we were driving around one day in the summer and got a dumbass idea to egg houses and the sun hadn't even gone down yet (it was like 7:00pm.) We wanted to go somewhere where people didn't know us, so we decided to go to my ex's neighborhood who lived in another school district and do that shyt. The neighborhood is already small, but I really only knew the way to my ex's house and out, so none of the other streets. We riding around putting in work, and we egged this one particular house a few houses down from my ex and the owner was outside at the time. We keep riding around egging, but when it gets time to leave we get lost, and have to ride back by the dude who was still outside whose house we just lit up. LOL we floored it out of the neighborhood after that.

 

[Peter Parker]

Used to shoplift, I know most people shoplifted, but me and my friends fukking SHOPLIFTED, I mean we stole all kinds of shyt, if we walked in the store in a group of 3, with 3 bookbags, all of us were leaving with backpacks and pockets full of shyt, it was so risky in hindsight but at the time we aint give a fukk. We would get the guys to open the game cases, ask for a game, say we had to do more shopping then steal that shyt, or we would empty whole rows of whatever snack or soda we wanted and leave the store. Or outside the gas stations someone would pull up in their car and we would load that shyt with those cases of soda's they have outside.

shyt sometimes we stole for no fukking reason other than just because we were bored, dined and dashed a few times too. Stupid as fukk in hindsight and ended up getting me arrested

Thats what I get for hanging out with wild ass cacs tho

 

[ADK]

I used to take dumps by random apartment complexes when I was like 6.
You know that blonde girl and that sexy lightskin bytch on the San Andreas loading screen? Those used to be my ladies back in the day and I would kiss the screen

 

[Deadpool1986]

One time me and my cousin decided it would be a good idea to get a couple of rocks and throw at peoples cars in traffic.

Some lady pulled up pissed as hell, told my uncle and he beat the shyt out of both of us. Man when we were leaving I had to damn near fight my cousin because he tried to get me to sit in the front seat with his dad. Hell nah.

Oh yeah when I used to live with my cousin when I was 7 their used to be 2 twin white girls that lived right across the street from him. We used to write these simp ass letters for them and put them in their mailbox at like 1 in the morning.

I remember we were driving around one day in the summer and got a dumbass idea to egg houses and the sun hadn't even gone down yet (it was like 7:00pm.) We wanted to go somewhere where people didn't know us, so we decided to go to my ex's neighborhood who lived in another school district and do that shyt. The neighborhood is already small, but I really only knew the way to my ex's house and out, so none of the other streets. We riding around putting in work, and we egged this one particular house a few houses down from my ex and the owner was outside at the time. We keep riding around egging, but when it gets time to leave we get lost, and have to ride back by the dude who was still outside whose house we just lit up. LOL we floored it out of the neighborhood after that.

 

[the artist known az]

One time me and my friend was playing kickball in the front yard, and somehow we got the bright idea to put one of these in the street

exactly how it was positioned so someone would run over it. Well a car came down the street and sure enough they ran over it. It was a loud pop and we kept playing trying to hold in the laughter. Surprisingly they didn't say anything. I was about 9 when we did that.

Another time me and this same friend in a different neighborhood wanted to knock on someone's door and run (nikka knock) so he goes up to door and kicks the shyt out the door. I stood there in disbelief that he would kick the door but we ran down a few apt buildings and hid out for a while. Maybe 15-20 mins later we was walking back towards my friend's house and the guy that lived at the apt we kicked saw us and asked us if we saw anyone knock on his door. We told him that we were running from some kids who were trying to beat us up and pushed us into his door and he asked us if we were ok. It was in the hood so it wasn't unbelievable. After that we was cool with him ever since.

I did some a$$hole things as a kid

 

[ROFL_GUY]

when i was in hs and didnt have a job me and the homie would go steal empty kegs from any resteraunt we could find and turn them into this liquor store and they would gie us cash money for them 25$ for each one meth is a powerful drug.

crazy i never got caught did that shyt atleast 50 times

 

[Remote]

I used to judge people too quickly based on macho bullshyt that I never questioned in my youth.
Some people who I initially hated became my best friends.