Stupid shyt you used to do when you was younger?

[observe]

We would have dirt bombs fights on roofs, then we started to rip the shingles off the roofs and throw those instead..

Lighting fires all the time..me and my friend almost burnt the back of his garage down,,the fire men had to come..

Building a ramp at the bottom of the hill by house..I would have like a few small children laying down in front of the ramp and I would ride down the hill on my bike and jump over them..

 

[LionofJudah]

I know somebody did the long ass three way line where you try to get as many people on the phone as possible. shyt was a clusterfukk...I remember when people really started getting three -way and muthafukkers would be trying to set people up like 'don't you remember when you had said marc was a bytch' knowing damn well Marc is on the phone

 

[observe]

When I was 11 I called 911 from a payphone and told the dispatch there were two guys chasing me in truck. On cue my friend started hollering in the background and lit some fireworks to emulate gunshots. I told dispatch I was being shot at and to send help. Sure enough two cop cars showed up. 30 minutes later

On the day of Super Bowl 41 I ordered 10 pizza's to some white bytches house cuz they wouldnt give me any play.

Used to throw snowballs at school buses but got busted when my cousin hit a driver in the face

Almost died when friends and I broke into an abandoned house during the winter and made a bonfire in the garage. My dumbass left the gas can literally 1/2 ft away from the fire.

Stole bikes from kids and sold them to mexicans at an auto garage

Would break into houses that were for sale and would tag / pee on walls. Take shyts in toilets that couldnt flush and break doors.

If karma is real then I'm fukked

Ya a few years ago I was high off E..one of the kids dared me to call the cops and report a murder..I did and forgot all about it..an hour later this helicopter starts circling above my street and hella cop cars come..lol..someone snitched and said I called the cops..

 

[thegreatwb]

Another stupid thing I would do is whenever I took a shyt in a public bathroom, I would never flush the toilet. I would then make sure the door was locked and then crawl from under the stall. Also, when I worked at Mcdonalds, I made it a ritual that every time I walked in the freezer, I would always throw either one egg or one tomato against the freezer wall. The manager would go in the freezer and see a bunch of eggs and tomatoes frozen on the wall and they never figured out it was me (although I was often accused since I was the youngest person working there).

 

[Paradime]

I remember being a dumb ass in 2nd grade. I knew the test we were working on easy and we had those lil folder-walls on the desk so we wouldn't cheat, but this white bytch next to me told me to look at my answers. I thought for some reason I should do it so I pulled them out of the desk and immediately got caught.

That was my first time cheating and now I can't trust white women.

 

[Marco Zen]

Eat p*ssy

 

[Flay Mayweather]

You know those 9V batteries...these...

Well, I used to stick my tongue in them and shock myself . Just dumb.

 

[KOOL-AID]

when I was 7 I use to eat half of a raw hot dog everytime I would run and hide behind my couch to eat it, I also use to drink water from the sink. Luckily I never got sick

 

[DaRealness]

Make prank calls to police, fire stations, operators and regular folks, just being a nuisance.

Teasing dogs on the other side of the fence.

Throwing water balloons at people's windows.

Playing 'knock down ginger' in flats.

Chasing and scaring girls in the street with my friends for no reason at all.

 

[patscorpio]

did backyard wrestling...i was reckless..thankfully no injuries though

 

[BruhMayne]

Whats the definition we running with of "younger"
Its some shyt I did in the past couple years I aint too proud of

 

[LionofJudah]

Whats the definition we running with of "younger"
Its some shyt I did in the past couple years I aint too proud of

Post it

 

[Lord Piffington]

when I was 7 I use to eat half of a raw hot dog everytime I would run and hide behind my couch to eat it, I also use to drink water from the sink. Luckily I never got sick

like a fukking dog breh! Haha daps + rep

 

[ThaRealness]

Throwing water balloons at college brehs

 

[Lord Piffington]

Oh yeah when I used to live with my cousin when I was 7 their used to be 2 twin white girls that lived right across the street from him. We used to write these simp ass letters for them and put them in their mailbox at like 1 in the morning.

Where was the father figure breh? Cot damn pops would have whooped me like a dog if I even thought about getting out of the bed that late At that age