CashmereThoughts
Veteran
Gave my self a haircut with scissors
Stupid things you did as a kid..
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Steven_Realberg
All Star
-Believe Vince actually died in that Limo accident, had me likefor days
Same here.......
Tried walking down the stairs on my knees
I know you had the......
the artist known az
Hail the victors
Nah, I only tried about 4-5 steps almost separated my shoulder trying to grab the railing
MacNCheese
All Star
I once swallowed a lot of pennies because I wanted to jingle when I walked.
All the kids in my hood were into the backyard wrestling thing. I tried to do a frog splash off my boy's tall backyard porch. I walked with a limp for a week.
Agreed to a bareknuckle vs boxing gloves fight when I was the one with bareknuckles. Got dusted but I stayed on my feet.
All the kids in my hood were into the backyard wrestling thing. I tried to do a frog splash off my boy's tall backyard porch. I walked with a limp for a week.
Agreed to a bareknuckle vs boxing gloves fight when I was the one with bareknuckles. Got dusted but I stayed on my feet.
Busted_Toes
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Busted_Toes
Veteran
- In elementary had my hand down this fat chick back and began rubbing ferociously (I don't even know brehs)
- when i didn't have tissue i used to blow my nose on my t shirt
- used to pull on my dikk with pliers
- left a note to my old azz teacher saying, "i love your booty", She told my Mom, epic beating
- used to scream orgasm noises like Lexington Steele all during class
- when girls were jump roping, i'd grab the rope and pull it, causing injuries and rope burn
- used to think i could communicate with flies, thought i had a super power
- used to wet toilet paper and wipe my azz
- used to hit my head against an object before i would fight because i saw Bill Goldberg do it
- used to daydream about fighting my pastor at church, all i did in church was daydream fight with my pastor
- used to pee on the carpet for no god damn reason
- tried to comb my hair with a fork
- used to drink cough medicine every night because the flavor was strawberry
- sister had a sleepover, climbed on one of her friends and started dry humping
- In Sunday School, they told us the story of Jonah and the Whale and i asked the teacher, "Did this nikka have gills?"..another epic beating followed
- when i didn't have tissue i used to blow my nose on my t shirt
- used to pull on my dikk with pliers
- left a note to my old azz teacher saying, "i love your booty", She told my Mom, epic beating
- used to scream orgasm noises like Lexington Steele all during class
- when girls were jump roping, i'd grab the rope and pull it, causing injuries and rope burn
- used to think i could communicate with flies, thought i had a super power
- used to wet toilet paper and wipe my azz
- used to hit my head against an object before i would fight because i saw Bill Goldberg do it
- used to daydream about fighting my pastor at church, all i did in church was daydream fight with my pastor
- used to pee on the carpet for no god damn reason
- tried to comb my hair with a fork
- used to drink cough medicine every night because the flavor was strawberry
- sister had a sleepover, climbed on one of her friends and started dry humping
- In Sunday School, they told us the story of Jonah and the Whale and i asked the teacher, "Did this nikka have gills?"..another epic beating followed
- In elementary had my hand down this fat chick back and began rubbing ferociously (I don't even know brehs)
- used to scream orgasm noises like Lexington Steele all during class
- used to pee on the carpet for no god damn reason
- tried to comb my hair with a fork
PullOutGawd
Boosie the GOAT
- Axe a tree a bit then pour oil into the cuts so it would die
- Drew a car on a huge cardboard box and thought I was driving when I sat in it
- tried to jump the chains at entrance to park on my bike.. Flipped over
- used to have demonic thoughts about killing people to see if I could get away with it
So much shyt looking bak I can't
- Drew a car on a huge cardboard box and thought I was driving when I sat in it
- tried to jump the chains at entrance to park on my bike.. Flipped over
- used to have demonic thoughts about killing people to see if I could get away with it
So much shyt looking bak I can't
InDePickWest
Im Not American
Trusted a nikka
Well, here i go..
- On my dikk i had a curved vein(Doctor told me superficial dorsal vein) but i thought that shyt was a worm growing in my dikk, i used to smack my dikk with a spoon trying to kill it.
- Went to my female cousin room butt ass naked and we started groping.
- Pulled my dikk out during story time at school.
- Used to stand like this...until i got clowned into oblivion
- Tried to jack off with washing up liquid. It burned.
- When eating ice cream i used to turn the spoon upside in my mouth, like a fakkit
- Have a birth mark on side of my abdomen, used to tell kids i got shot
- Used to think i was the Hulk when i got into fights, "don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when i'm angry"
- Can't swim but dived in a lake
- Went to a steep hill with my bike... rode down the hill straight into a bush
- Used to try and fukk my sister's Barbie doll
- Used to have old shoe vs new shoe gang wars... with the church shoes as the peacekeeper.
- Tried to eat Cocoa butter because i thought it was chocolate
I got too many stupid things i did as a kid...
add on..
Hilarious
Some kid on the street takes one of these super soakers
Pumps the valve two times and shoots it in his mouth and starts choking like a fukking idiot. So I look at him like
you're not doing it right give it here. So I pump it all the way until the valve where the water releases is at full capacity and pull the trigger, I almost choked to death
Pumps the valve two times and shoots it in his mouth and starts choking like a fukking idiot. So I look at him like
you're not doing it right give it here. So I pump it all the way until the valve where the water releases is at full capacity and pull the trigger, I almost choked to death 
Pinyapplesuckas
He's A Good Man
Super Soaker Drive By's with my dad and my cousins
Screaming at crackheads when they break into crackhouses to get high and watch them scatter
setting shyt on fire for no reason
grabbing ass in large groups
murder
Screaming at crackheads when they break into crackhouses to get high and watch them scatter
setting shyt on fire for no reason
grabbing ass in large groups
murder
Went through a phase where I hated going to the bathroom
Like even if I was at home I would run outside and take a piss in the woods,felt like freedom
-Used to feed my lil brother ants he was like 3 so he would listen to me too
-Used to press lead pencils into my forearm like I was giving myself a shot
-Had like 4 gf's at the same time in pre-k/kindergarten
Would give those bytches sloppy kisses whenever we'd play house too
I swear I was like a different person
-Was scared to go downstairs at night so I would drink from the bathroom faucet
Kids in my class would call each other fakkits all the time,even though we had no idea what it meant,just sounded funny,the teachers would get heated af too which made it even funnier in our eyes
Like even if I was at home I would run outside and take a piss in the woods,felt like freedom
-Used to feed my lil brother ants
he was like 3 so he would listen to me too-Used to press lead pencils into my forearm like I was giving myself a shot
-Had like 4 gf's at the same time in pre-k/kindergarten
Would give those bytches sloppy kisses whenever we'd play house tooI swear I was like a different person-Was scared to go downstairs at night so I would drink from the bathroom faucet
Kids in my class would call each other fakkits all the time,even though we had no idea what it meant,just sounded funny,the teachers would get heated af too which made it even funnier in our eyes
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yardman
Afro-pessimist
- wrestling with my cousin, I run to tackle him, he jukes to the left, I hit the wall head first. had a knot on my forehead fat like a wallet with a bunch of money in it.
- motioned my hands like I was beating off in math class, damn near got suspended.
- stole my teachers thumb drive with all the grades on it, brought it home to switch the grades. some girl and a friend saw me and ratted me out. got suspended for almost a month.
- jumped off the the top of the jungle gym, sprained both legs when I landed.
- fought with a hoodie on.
- fell asleep watching porn at my grandmas house. woke up to her in he room and some girl get trained on the tv screen. lied and told her I fell asleep on the remote.
some shyt my lil brother did :
he shaved his eyebrows off. my moms asked him why'd he do it, he said it was an accident. she asked how. he told her the razor was on the floor of tub and that he slipped face first on the razor and it shaved his eyebrows off
- motioned my hands like I was beating off in math class, damn near got suspended.
- stole my teachers thumb drive with all the grades on it, brought it home to switch the grades. some girl and a friend saw me and ratted me out. got suspended for almost a month.
- jumped off the the top of the jungle gym, sprained both legs when I landed.
- fought with a hoodie on.
- fell asleep watching porn at my grandmas house. woke up to her in he room and some girl get trained on the tv screen. lied and told her I fell asleep on the remote.
some shyt my lil brother did :
he shaved his eyebrows off. my moms asked him why'd he do it, he said it was an accident. she asked how. he told her the razor was on the floor of tub and that he slipped face first on the razor and it shaved his eyebrows off
