Stupid things you did as a kid..

[How Sway?]

i almost swallowed a battery, luckily i coughed it up

stuck a bean in my ear, had to go to the emergency room

use to steal little debbie snacks and M&M's from the local grocery store

not when I was a kid per say but I tried to jump over a garbage can while under the influence my freshman year of college and fell flat on my face.

would punch some kids up for no reason

use to slap girls asses in like 7th&8th grade. Everybody was doing it so i was like 'why not'

over pumped a soccer ball so much that it blew up right in front of me. Now i have this irrational fear of overpumping thing like fukkin car tires

tried to give myself an edge up with a shaving razor

Used to play cops and robbers with my friend when we was kids. Whenever I would get shot he would nurse be back to life with a blowjob. I was to young to cum so it wasnt gay.

you know you were molested right

 

[flea]

I tried building a clubhouse with like three different sized pieces of plywood and a hammer. No nails or nothing. Stupid as fukk

 

[KOOL_G_TRAP]

finger my cousin under grannys bed
telling girls i was raped

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

-Tried to fukk my sister's barbie dolls as kid too


-I started growing pubic hair at a young age, I don't remember how old but it was before 11. I pissed in the bed too sometimes and I thought the piss was making the hair grow, so I'd cut that shyt off with the same clippers my pops used on his face



-Broke into this house down the street with some teens twice my age. The realtor and a potential buyer came in while we were there. Got the ass whooping of a life time.

-Broke into another house and destroyed it. The kids that lived next to it said it was abandoned, come to find out somebody owned it. Another whooping of a life time

 

[AJtheOne]

I did some crazy stuff as a kid

- I used to eat powder

- whenever I got angry, I used to scratch the back of my ears till they started bleeding

- I had long fingernails so I used to scratch people too

- I used to bite people

- loss my 2 front teeth trying to reenact a scene from the Lion King

- I fed my pet fish potato chips

- I put my Spiderman toy in the microwave cuz I was trying to reenact scene from the animated series

- I snuck out the house once (to buy something) when I wasn't supposed to and I tripped and busted my chin & chipped my tooth. it wasn't even worth it

 

[mrken12]

I refuse to believe most of these stories. The amount of in this thread.

 

[Renkz]

Some of these stuff are

 

[CountryBoyL]

Asked a lady in the apartment complex to borrow a hammer,then used that hammer to break into a car for a fitted hat that was too small

Threw rocks at cars in the parking lot from the woods. My boy got caught one day and snitched on the rest of us, moms wouldn't let me go to the cac ice skating party I was invited to after all that.

A nikka really wanted to go ice skating too

 

[Farrinto]

I was on a flight with my grandma, grandpa, and brother to see my aunt in Seattle. I was young at the time, maybe 7 or 8 and I went to go use the bathroom by myself. I tried to get out but the door wasn't moving. Naturally I got scared and panicked and started beating on the door. The flight attendants let me out and when I walked back to my seat, everyone was looking at me like and .

When I was in kindergarten (or 1st grade, I can't remember) I was extremely shy. I remember I had to piss but the teacher was at the desk or doing something and I was afraid to ask. I pulled my dikk out and started pissing on the floor. No one saw it, no one even noticed the wet spot on the floor I don't even know how it went unnoticed. Then this girl looks over like and told the teacher that she thinks that I have to go to the bathroom without telling her that I was pissing on the floor. I told her that I did have to go and she let me go but no one ever found out about it.

 

[ATearInMyEye]

I use to laugh when kids younger than me would cry.

 

[therewillbeboogienights]

I was 17 does this count?
I was listeining to my ipod, walking around my house, shuffling the music, and then my mom called me, so I turn around sharply forgetting that the glass door was there. I decided to sprint towards my mother, and I hit my nose hard. at first, I fell to the floor, then blood start spattering everywhere. I fractured my nose. Now, I have a huge hump, and a deviated septum, I can barely breathe

I went from "pretty" to "meh" so fast

 

[nahnah]

- We used cans of deodorant as blowtorches and once i set fire to a friends coat whilst he was wearing it.


- When i was 6 or 7 i convinced myself i had aids after a girl was rubbing on me naked.


- I wouldn't go outside unless i was wearing my ghost busters proton pack which was essentially a cardboard box with a string attached.


- Threw bricks at trains until we realized someone could actually get hurt



- When the local drunk used to come out of the pub we would jump on his car and he would speed around the estate with us hanging on


- Thought i was God

 

[Renkz]

Goo bump

 

[Alvin]

stories are hysterical

 

[Renkz]

Well, here i go..

- On my dikk i had a curved vein(Doctor told me superficial dorsal vein) but i thought that shyt was a worm growing in my dikk, i used to smack my dikk with a spoon trying to kill it.

- Went to my female cousin room butt ass naked and we started groping. The beating i would have got if my Mom found out

- Pulled my dikk out during story time at school.

- Used to stand like this...until i got clowned into oblivion

- Tried to jack off with washing up liquid. It burned.

- When eating ice cream i used to turn the spoon upside in my mouth, like a fakkit

- Have a birth mark on side of my abdomen, used to tell kids i got shot

- Used to think i was the Hulk when i got into fights, "don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when i'm angry"

- Can't swim but dived in a lake

- Went to a steep hill with my bike... rode down the hill straight into a bush

- Used to try and fukk my sister's Barbie doll

- Used to have old shoe vs new shoe gang wars... with the church shoes as the peacekeeper.

- Tried to eat Cocoa butter because i thought it was chocolate

I got too many stupid things i did as a kid...

add on..