Stupid things you've done, yet came out unscathed

[Roberto Dinero]

Use to live in on the 11th floor of an apartment building when I was a kid. At night when all thugs were out chilling in the parking lot smoking and dealing.. I'd launch apples and all sorts of shyt at them (usually fruit for some reason)
Did it to the cop cars that would pull up infront of the building too.
Just glad they never saw what balcony they were being launched from though
My Mom and Grandmother were so proud at how much I enjoyed eating fruit

That's funny as f*ck. I used to do similar sh!t when I was a kid. I would swear at people walking down the street and throw stuff at them. Also when I was about 5 I threw all of my older brother's action figures out the window. My mom saw me do it and went downstairs but by the time she got out to the street they were all gone. People had taken all of them.

My parents and my older brother were mad as f*ck with me but I got a pass cause I was too young to understand what I had done.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

but why tho?

I grew up in the hood they got in the way. And if they stopped they were there for hours.

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

pulled over by a cop while drunk. got away


embezzled over 1k in cash from my previous work and from a school

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Smashed this one hoodrat raw. She had 2 kids already then and now has three at 22.

Smashed this one dirty Keyshia Cole lookin chick with red hair raw the first night

Smashed th..

Man I'm just glad I don't have HIV with the shyt I was doin years ago. I went thru a phase where I'd be like "let me put it in raw real quick" then I'd put the rubber on to bust

 

[god shamgod]

I tried to jump off a moving cta express train by pulling the emergency brake and I almost died

Survived that stupid shyt wit only 2 cracked ribs and a few bruises

 

[Jayson_bourn]

Riding my R6 three years ago.

Headed to work. Ran through the first three gears like nothing. For those that ride you know what i'm talking about.

I must have gotten distracted or something because when I looked forward I was almost right on a trucks bumper. Made contact and flew over and landed in the street. I stood up, no broken bones, just bruises. Some onlookers were concerned so they called 911. I didn't have an Ls so they took the bike. I paid to get it out of impound the following day along with $1500 in damages that I repaired myself (would've have been 3000 at the dealer)


I look back at that day all the time because I think of the horror stories I've heard from other riders (some of which cannot walk anymore, lost limbs, etc) and think

I still ride, but with much more respect of what it is i'm dealing with.

 

[MikelArteta]

Driving after being awake for like 15 hours, I literally almost fell asleep at the wheel

Traveling two hours on the train to some hick ass town to see some girl I was chatting to on hi5 member that ish breh?

Falling asleep on the bus, when I woke up I had no idea where I was cell phone was dead and no bus fare, luckily bus driver bought my story

 

[No Homo]

drive intoxicated. Plenty of times that I slapped myself for doing it. One time I even raced my friend on the freeway doing over 100. Ridiculous.

same here..me and my boy drunk racing on the jackie robinson. shyt wasn't cool...woke up the next day and thought about how stupid it was

 

[MikelArteta]

i dated 2 hoodrat bytches in a row. the one that i dated in 96, we were FRESH OUT of high school and she had her own apartment . i would go over there all the time and we would just lay up and fukk all day. i NEVER used condoms with her and i would NEVER pull out. i was actually trying to get this hoe pregnant (). lucky for me, she didn't get pregnant . the second broad i dated in 97. i was in college and she was a senior in high school. her moms gave absolutely NO fukks what she did. i would be over there all the time fukking her. i also didn't wear any rubbers with her either. busted countless nuts in her. she never got pregnant. bytch was cheating on me the whole time. both of these hoes ain't shyt now. the first one has 2 sons. the first one was conceived like a year after i stopped fukking her. she named him Steven.... the other kid came along like 13 years later....by a married man. the other bytch has 4 kids now, all by the nikka she cheated on me with. both of these hoes are EXTREME losers now. fukk a bullet, i dodged a nuclear missle with both of thes hoes....

If ever the was needsd

 

[CJ]

i dated 2 hoodrat bytches in a row. the one that i dated in 96, we were FRESH OUT of high school and she had her own apartment . i would go over there all the time and we would just lay up and fukk all day. i NEVER used condoms with her and i would NEVER pull out. i was actually trying to get this hoe pregnant (). lucky for me, she didn't get pregnant . the second broad i dated in 97. i was in college and she was a senior in high school. her moms gave absolutely NO fukks what she did. i would be over there all the time fukking her. i also didn't wear any rubbers with her either. busted countless nuts in her. she never got pregnant. bytch was cheating on me the whole time. both of these hoes ain't shyt now. the first one has 2 sons. the first one was conceived like a year after i stopped fukking her. she named him Steven.... the other kid came along like 13 years later....by a married man. the other bytch has 4 kids now, all by the nikka she cheated on me with. both of these hoes are EXTREME losers now. fukk a bullet, i dodged a nuclear missle with both of thes hoes....

You:

(Noticed what I did there though. 2 vehicles ready to off you. One worse than the other )

 

[Seedz]

No STDs and its definitely a couple of chicks that I regret.

 

[Pazzy]

buying weed on craigslist from two different dealers, getting the drugs and NOT getting caught.

walking around nyc and the port authority terminal around a bunch of police officers with my bookbag packed with an oz of weed. they didn't stop and frisk me. that weed was stinking too.

was high off of weed which was probably laced with something that made me bug out in chinatown toronto. lost my phone and glasses BUT came out alive through that whole ordeal. i could have got locked up, beat down, and even lost my life because i was actually running across the street in front of traffic and across a monorail train line. i could have got killed because those trains were moving around pretty fast.

last summer, i almost got wiped out at an intersection because i didn't pay attention to the stop sign and this car was heading full speed but stopped luckily. it would have been a wrap if he didn't hit the breaks on time. shockingly, he didn't beep or anything like that.

there's been several close calls.

 

[MicIsGod]

Tried to pull a cop over when I was drunk.

 

[Nemesis]

Last minute stand in for an armed robbery.....I have a good friend thats a stick up kid, his crew were doing a job, on the day it was supposed to be done one of the guys dropped out... he needed it done that day because their inside man was gonna be there, he asked me as a favour to be the driver/lookout....i didnt even need the money, it was more because he was my boy.... very stupid

no consequences it was a clean robbery and we got away.....

 

[RileyC]

being/ getting in the car with a drunk driver. pretty much every other weekend in grade 12. especially bad cause hs deaths from drunk driving seems to be almost common here.