Stupid things you've done, yet came out unscathed

[Po pimp]

I tried to jump off a moving cta express train by pulling the emergency brake and I almost died

Survived that stupid shyt wit only 2 cracked ribs and a few bruises

I see a lot of dumbass people who just can't wait for the train to pull ALL the way into the stop, they'll pull that emergency handle and just jump off. But YOUR dumbass did it while the train was going express

 

[Chief]

I jump from the first floor didn't land right so I was sore for a few days.

 

[Beedad]

I was hustling trees back in '01. I was introduced to the connect thru a mutual friend. My connect was giving me great prices because he was used to moving that white and had no idea the true value of the high grade exotic he had. I was getting QP's of purple for a G. It was just extra money coming to him so he didn't care. He told me that his connect was giving it to him for next to nothing just to see if there was a market for it. I had gotten real cool with him after several pick ups so, he started giving me cosignment work. Now, I started picking up from his house and meeting his family and all that.

Long story short, his cousin got popped driving back from Texas with product, went M.I.A. and told on everybody. He ended up telling on the major heads that was slinging that white. Jokers are now doing football numbers and I never got caught up.

 

[EVILRICO]

Got lost in monterrey , mexico while i was looking for weed.

 

[ALLiKNOWizPAIN]

I grew up in the hood they got in the way. And if they stopped they were there for hours.

there was no alternative route or bridge or somethn

 

[Sierra Mist]

A few suicide attempts. I think I'm invincible or something.

 

[Born2BKing]

Drove 3 of my homeboys to kill some nikkas after we got jumped. Had AK-47's in the truck and errrthing. Them nikkas would have got bodied if they hadn't left before we got back and I'd prolly be doing 20 to life right now. A week later they found one of the dudes at his aunties house and I'll just say it didn't end up well for him.

Another time, got pulled over and questioned with crack in my socks after I tried to take a back route known to be hot with police. Don't ask me why. Luckily he didn't search me or my homeboy.

Ohhh the silly things we do as kids

 

[Roberto Dinero]

being/ getting in the car with a drunk driver. pretty much every other weekend in grade 12. especially bad cause hs deaths from drunk driving seems to be almost common here.

I did this back in the day with this guy I was hanging out with. We were in his car, high as f*ck and drunk as f*ck. The guy was an alkie so he could handle puffing and drinking but we had been drinking A LOT. I was having trouble staying awake never mind driving a f*cking car.

He started speeding and sh!t and we got pulled over. They booked him and told me to go home. I was far as f*ck from my neighborhood too and it was late. It was like 2am. I ended up staying at a friends house, he lived near by.

When we got pulled over we were actually on the way to cop some weed.

He didn't have jail time but his licence was suspended and they told the guy he would go to jail if it happened again. Saw the guy at work the next week. That's how I knew the guy, from work.

 

[patscorpio]

Yes, I'm 31. Being 18 in 2000 was

I haven't done a LOT of stupid shyt in my life, but when I did, it was more so poor judgement rather than doing something death defying so to speak. That's kinda what I'm looking for. shyt you did that was otherwise normal, but the circumstances made it

dap and rep for the bolded...as was i breh..real shyt

 

[illadope]

A few suicide attempts. I think I'm invincible or something.

This doesnt suprise me.

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

I was taking a bartender home when along the freeway I noticed a dodge charger speeding, I decided I wanted to go race this charger and went up to 100mph racing this charger, a few seconds later that Dodge charger flashes the high beams along with police sirens, and while i have an empty bottle of patron in my car

I get pulled over to find out it was an undercover vehicle, police asks me wtf are you driving so damn fast??"

I'm "sorry officer its in emergency I have to take my friend home she has to use the bathroom real badly"

Police man: if I didn't have to respond to this emergency call I would've gave your ass a huge ticket, slow it down!! *goes into his vehicle, drives away*



Me and her:

 

[Sierra Mist]

This doesnt suprise me.

I'm not here to surprise you though.

 

[illadope]

I'm not here to surprise you though.

Very well

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Was in a mans apartment that his girl was paying rent on with his girl the day he came home from prison. (he'd been away a year ) He came like AWWWWWW hellllllllllllllll nawwwwwwwl. I looked up like turned around and went back to typing on the computer. The girl told me, "we need to get out of here, now" im like why? In retrospect, she was smarter then me at that moment in time.

Its so demonic, friends.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

A few suicide attempts. I think I'm invincible or something.

You just needed attention because people who really want to perish, know what they're doing. Thankfully, you're still with us and hopefully have recieved the medical attention you need.