Stupid things you've done, yet came out unscathed

[JP_614]

DUI just thanking god I didn't kill anybody or get into a accident

 

[re'up]

When I got pulled over with 4 friends, I was barely 18, we had a pistol, bunch of other shyt, I had 5 grams powder in my pocket, bagged separate, wrapped it in kleenex, and when I was getting searched, pistol to to the head, the cop found a switchblade, then asked what was in the other pocket, 'Dirty tissue', and he yanked his hand away, and they took to me county, where I flushed the work. So, I had the weapons charges, but the drugs would have finished me for sure, even luckier, the charges were dropped, three days later, and I went home.

 

[Canada Goose]

Walking though ENY dolo at night without a Knife or Gun.

I live in Flatbush and don't know anybody that lives in ENY so

The A train stopped running at Euclid Ave so I went outside and walked to the New Lots Ave 3 train station, walking though ENY dolo at night with just my fists as protection was stupid? well, who knows

If someone tried to rob me and put the gun to my head and asked "You scared ain't ya" would have been because it would have made my real life relate even more to the 3rd Verse off of "The Cool" on the Food & Liquor album.

Still remember when I heard that song couple of weeks ago, when I heard that 3rd verse I was like as it almost described my life to a tee just that I don't sell drugs and no one hasn't put a gun to my head yet... and hopefully never will..

Some blood nikka in HS threatening to murder me and I reacted like , at that time, if he done it I wouldn't have really cared, shytty time period in my life, was failing all my classes just all round feeling like Nas when he wanted to make the Death of Escobar album.

I still alive so he obviously didn't try to do it, since then my life has had a few peaks of enjoyable times but now my life is just a shytty as it was back then

 

[rapbeats]

I was hustling trees back in '01. I was introduced to the connect thru a mutual friend. My connect was giving me great prices because he was used to moving that white and had no idea the true value of the high grade exotic he had. I was getting QP's of purple for a G. It was just extra money coming to him so he didn't care. He told me that his connect was giving it to him for next to nothing just to see if there was a market for it. I had gotten real cool with him after several pick ups so, he started giving me cosignment work. Now, I started picking up from his house and meeting his family and all that.

Long story short, his cousin got popped driving back from Texas with product, went M.I.A. and told on everybody. He ended up telling on the major heads that was slinging that white. Jokers are now doing football numbers and I never got caught up.

he ratted you out too. the cops just didnt care about you, you a little small timer at best. lucky you though

 

[rapbeats]

2 years ago. Got pulled ove by the ones. Had a stolen pistol under the seat. He could sense I was nervous, and decided he wanted to do a search of my car becuz of it. I was mainly nervous becuz it was a police issued gun and I knew it was dirty when I got it from the homie. I didn't wanna cause a scene so I said he can search my car. Just when he was getting close to where I stashed it some minivan came flying down the street almost hit his car and ran a red light. The cop let me go and went to chase after the minivan.


Back in 05 I was OT with my nikkas in Memphis and my granny got sick. I caught the bus back to LA with my brother and everybody got caught a few days later. That's when I first heard of the RICO law. My uncle ain't getting out until 2035. My brother still paranoid thinking the feds watching him.

Back in 99 me and the homies got caught slipping by some nikkas from 60's. Lil fight broke out and next thing I know I'm looking down the barrel of a gun. He talked shyt and let us go. We got to my homeboy's brother house. Loaded up and came back to where they was at. They was gone tho.

I was 15 on the east side of Long Beach with 2 of my homies (both from LB) trying to go see some bytches. I had a lil .22 on me and one of the nikkas I was with kept begging to hold it. I finally got tired of it and I passed it to him. Told him if we get stopped by onetime then that's his. If somebody trying something, give em the business. He said he was with it. We ended up on down by like Cherry and Anaheim and it was some ese's out there. I been back and forth in Long Beach enough to know it was some Longos. It was 2 of them and 3 of us. They looking like they wanted it, so I threw the set up. I seen one of them start clutching something in his pants and running towards us. I look around expecting to see the nikka I let hold the burner pull out and that blamming on them. Instead I looked up to noticed that these nikkas left me. I ran and ducked off in an apartment complex. Never been there before, but somehow I knew my way around that night. Hid out in a laundry room for a few hours. Crept out when I felt that everything was clear and had to find a way to get home.


Guess it's true when they say God protects babies and fools .

shakes head , is that you kendrick ?

 

[Beedad]

he ratted you out too. the cops just didnt care about you, you a little small timer at best. lucky you though

I thought about that for years. Trust me.

 

[rapbeats]

I thought about that for years. Trust me.

i learned a long time ago and luckily i never stepped into the criminal life. but as the saying goes . if you do dirt. "do it by your lonely"
the word snitch doesnt come from common non hustlas ratting each other out. it comes from big time kingpins and lieutenants cracking under pressure. so i always figured if those fools would crack and they in dem streets. what would my so called..homeboys do under pressure? crack like eggs. and i always knew, i would've been the one doing bids for people. cause i dont know how to tell on people. its been like that since i was a little kid. i would get suspended from school for not ratting out the dudes who were doing crazy stuff behind the teachers backs. lol. i use to tell the teacher its not my job to catch the bad kids, thats your job. bam suspended.

 

[rapbeats]

well since i'm commenting.

drunk and high driving and riding. terrible.
me and my older bro, riding in those old Lac he had. if you know anything about an old cadi. you already know how smooth they role. we're coming home from a 4th of july party in a L.A. heading back to the valley, we just came off the 405 onto the 118fwy. we were both high as balloons, and drunk. he was driving. we both fell asleep. we woke up... wait. lets keep it 150. God woke us both up right before we ran into the Center divider that divides the two freeways. we both woke up at the same time inches before we ran into that divider. both of us he just turned the wheel. we looked at each other and shook our heads. never again. the was last time we did a drunk/high move while rolling. neither one of us smoke or drink now.

 

[Tha Snowman]

Riding my R6 three years ago.

Headed to work. Ran through the first three gears like nothing. For those that ride you know what i'm talking about.

I must have gotten distracted or something because when I looked forward I was almost right on a trucks bumper. Made contact and flew over and landed in the street. I stood up, no broken bones, just bruises. Some onlookers were concerned so they called 911. I didn't have an Ls so they took the bike. I paid to get it out of impound the following day along with $1500 in damages that I repaired myself (would've have been 3000 at the dealer)


I look back at that day all the time because I think of the horror stories I've heard from other riders (some of which cannot walk anymore, lost limbs, etc) and think

I still ride, but with much more respect of what it is i'm dealing with.

I broadsided a suburban that pulled out in front of me doing 60+ mph several years ago. Severely broken arm was the worst of it. I have a couple plates and 28 screws still in my arm, but otherwise I'm good. That was crazy.

 

[Jayson_bourn]

I broadsided a suburban that pulled out in front of me doing 60+ mph several years ago. Severely broken arm was the worst of it. I have a couple plates and 28 screws still in my arm, but otherwise I'm good. That was crazy.

Bruh i'm tellin you man. I've had a few close ones thats had ya boy like

In cali its legal to split lanes, but motorists aren't exactly looking for us like that. I've been almost clipped before

Then there are the close calls I've had riding with others who were not used to riding in packs...nikkas ridin right next to me in my blind spot I look over like

 

[HookersandIceCream]

Drunk driving more than a few times. I'm usually very controlled when I drink. But sometimes I forget my limit and get white boy wasted. Fukked up my side mirror hitting god knows what shyt costs $900

 

[Tha Snowman]

Bruh i'm tellin you man. I've had a few close ones thats had ya boy like

In cali its legal to split lanes, but motorists aren't exactly looking for us like that. I've been almost clipped before

Then there are the close calls I've had riding with others who were not used to riding in packs...nikkas ridin right next to me in my blind spot I look over like

Heh. I blew by a motorcycle cop stopped at an intersection one time, on one wheel going way over the limit. I'm not looking left or right so I don't even see him. He pulls me over, pulls right up next to me, and just says "you know why I'm here". Haha. Let me go with a warning, but I was shook. Those wreckless endangerment tickets are no joke.

 

[Seea]

Drunk driving multiple times, among other things.

 

[MouseTeeth]

fukked a girl who did porn raw dog................dikk didn't fall off

 

[Banned Account12]

Use to live in on the 11th floor of an apartment building when I was a kid. At night when all thugs were out chilling in the parking lot smoking and dealing.. I'd launch apples and all sorts of shyt at them (usually fruit for some reason)
Did it to the cop cars that would pull up infront of the building too.
Just glad they never saw what balcony they were being launched from though
My Mom and Grandmother were so proud at how much I enjoyed eating fruit

im done