Stupid things you've done, yet came out unscathed

[Trajan]

Mannnnnn I have had so many lucky escapes. I thank the lord for his blessings regularly

- fukking chicks raw <----- Basically Russian roulette with the d!ck

- Fingering and fingering a chick (high school) in her kitchen while her mom and older brother are sleeping upstairs. She stayed in the projects. Her notorious goonie brother was also roaming around outside while Im violating his younger sister in his kitchen.

I decided to leave and drove past him as he was coming up the street hooded up looking like the grim reaper. Took me a while to make it out the projects tho. It was like a maze and all the blocks look the same.

- Driving while highhhhh AF damn neat nodding off and almost had a head on collision with a cop car speeding on a call.


- we used to play in this broken down abandoned building as a youngin. All five floors were caved in so it looked like a missile had hit it. We used to get to the top by walking around the edges on some tightrope ish. That shyt could've collapsed at any time plus we could've fell from the top to our death. I shudder when I think about it.


- Rode out for my homie. He had moved house to a new spot and so the local dudes there were tryna punk him and fukk with him coz he's not from their neighborhood. This particular area is not nearly known for goon activity So me and another homie got the hoodies and rode out 2 deep. No burners or nothing.

It was short notice plus we just wanted to see wassup. We see these dudes chilling by this park. We pull up, hop out with metal pipes. Soon as they see nikkas in dark clothing hopping out of a whip they clear out the spot despite out-numbering us heavily. I guess they thought we were tooled up.

I get back in the whip and try chase them dolo while my homies are on foot in the park beating down this one fat kid they caught slipping who couldn't run. I even tried to run one over but I missed.

Long story short we riding round the neighborhood slow like as a show of force for my nikka.

5 mins later we see these nikkas at least 15 deep with superior weaponry. nikka pulled out the shottie as soon as he saw us

We floored it before they started bussin. I guess we underestimated them nikkas.

My homie keeps a low profile in that neighborhood now.

We couldn't hack that beef

 

[LastEmperor2k2]

On numerous occasions I`ve walked home from the bar drunk, but that walk home was a 10 mile walk and would take me hours to complete and I was fukked up drunk.

Always got a rush out of doing that, being that drunk by yourself and only relying on your feet to get you where you need to go, felt primitive but reminded you of what you can accomplish all by yourself. Also fun being out in nature like that, passing a river and hearing it flow.

 

[Constantine]

My stupid ass decide to leave Bowie MD after the semester ended so I could continue to eat at the school cafeteria, not my last day of finals which were a few days prior. On the day I left, a snow storm was occuring, I was like To make a long story short, I was on I-70 North, when I began to lose traction, and was headed toward the railing on my left. I adjusted by turning the steering wheel to the left, which ended up with me doing a 180, and landing in a embankment. I learned my lesson though, and won't be traveling during blizzards again.

 

[Danie84]

Get in a car with a stranger I met in a club, and not getting buried alive somewhere.

 

[Waka FICO Flamez]

In like my junior year in college , This girl that i been wanting to smash for a few years was at the dorm..we would flirt and stuff and even sleep over but never let me hit. So she stayed off campus and was at the dorms and said you coming with me tonight. I aint have a whip so i rode with her just thinking we be on some chill stuff.When I got to her crib she wanted to smash but I had no rubbaz I was tight. Knowing this might be the only oppurtunity to beat that twat up I had to think quick on my feet. I said hold on im a get some while you hop and in the shower and be ready for me. Mind you she stayed in the hood if you from atlanta she was off of metroplitan.

I walk outside thinking maybe i can get to the BP but it was such a far walk at 1 in the morning all dark and cold. I seen some dude leaving the complex in his car I stopped him and was like yo my brotha I'm tryna smash a shorty and I need to get to the BP up the street can you do me a favor and drop me off and back. Dude was like . I tried to pull the brotherhood of n1ggas just tryna fck these hoes card with him on some "you been there before and you know the pain of missing out on some puss" Low and behold dude did it, 5 minutes out his night to take me and back and i gave him no bred at all for it.

Looking back it was so wreckless, I was a lik drunk at the time and dude could have robbed me, beat me up, dropped me off at BP and just bounced which would have put me in a worse predicument, or been some horrible driver that wrapped around a pole or something..Way to many possibilites for error. I considered my self blessed for that


I did end up beating that puss down tho.

 

[Ohene]

cant wait to read this thread and catchup

 

[Trill Bellamy]

Get in a car with a stranger I met in a club, and not getting buried alive somewhere.

Hoes do this weekly

 

[DeuceZ]

was @ a party in Dallas (White Chapel) and got white boy wasted long story short ended up leaving my car at the spot and woke up walking on the road; i figured I'd walk to the nearest gas station and call a cab (did i mention i had lost my cellie)....well this is D-town so nearest gas station a good 3 hour walk and @ that point i was like i'll just walk it out like Unk but that was an additional hour..so 4 hrs walking without gettting robbed/stopped by cops in that part of town was a miracle....**** patron

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Never did anything too crazy. Drove drunk a few times, I've never hit any girl raw, I've never stolen anything, and I grew up in a nice neighborhood. Basically never took any risks.


edit:

But wait...

There was one time

I remember I was messing around with this girl whose mans was in prison, for what I don't fukking know. I wasn't even fukking her but I just liked her company, she had me around her place a lot, we would hang out, go get yogurt and shyt. It was a vulnerable time in my life, I'd never really had a GF so this girl I wanted to try and do all that mushy shyt, gotta do it at least once I reckon.

We're doing this for a couple of weeks when her mans comes back from prison. Dude is cool, real cool. We chop it up for a bit and I'm good, I leave them be. I'm a bit of a loner anyway, it was just nice to have some female companionship, in my head I'm like no loss

Anyway, I'm coming back from work one day when I drive into the apartment garage (we lived in the same apartment) when I see two brolic looking dudes walking by with a bloody bat and in velour track suits. Back of my mind I'm like, . I just knew this had to do with the mans fresh from jail.

I turn the corner and see the dude bloody and beaten on the ground straight fukkED up, like on the verge of death fukked up.

A few days later I go over to their apartment to talk to the dude. Naturally I'm concerned about the girl. I talk to the dude and he tells me he owes some money to a small organized crime outfit operating out of LA and if he doesn't get them the money they're going to kill her and him.

Back of my mind I'm like, "Damn no way" translate espanol no way jose. They apparently want him to rob this pawn shop that has a milly in the back of the shop. I ask if he wants me to ride because I can drive and he says sure.

So it's me, mans, and another accomplice parked out front of the pawn shop. I tell him, "Yo, I'm giving you 5 minutes. If it takes any longer I'm gone. I'm out. You have 5 minutes. Go." He nods then walks to the pawn shop, the other accomplice walks in with him.

So I'm in the car, fiddling with the radio when I look up and this souped up Chrysler 500 pulls into the parking lot about 7 spots parallel to my right. Inside I'm like because we are in a pretty shytty area, there's no way this Chrysler 500 is from around here. Plus no one got out of the car so that's even more suspicious, it's tinted and the engine is just running.

Finally, the accomplice walks out with a huge duffel bag of loot. I open the door and let him in and we are sitting there looking at the store and finally mans comes out. He walks, and behind him I see a shadowy figure emerge from the store pointing a gun at him as he's walking away. I get out of the car to shout to let him know but it's too late.

POP
POP
POP

The accomplice and I are like

And I jump back in the car and zoom off, and I look back and the Chrysler 500 is driving right behind me and I'm like

So we're dipping through the streets, had to have been doing about 90 to 100, weaving through traffic and this Chrysler 500 ain't missing a beat

He catches up to me and bumps me, one, two, three times. My mind is racing, not really knowing what to do. Then I thought, one sec. He tries to bump me again and I execute a maneuver my pops taught me and I whip the car around and put it into reverse.

Now we are driving down the highway staring into each others front windows, me going backwards, him driving towards me at dangerous speeds. I almost shyt myself but say a quick prayer.

He bumps me again and I'm like, I'm fukked but then I see in the mirror that a turn is coming. Got him

He tries to bump me again and I turn. Him trying to bump me and missing made him take the turn at a really high speed. He crashes into some construction equipment and I drive off with the dough.

The dough was more trouble than it needed to be, we somehow got it back to the right owners and shyt and I moved but fukk me thought I was gonna die that day.

Glad I'm alive and well today

 

[CJ]

Glad I'm alive and well today

Spoiler

I KNEW this sounded so familiar the minute I heard the bats and velour suits shyt. Almost had me going Nicely done.

 

[L&HH]

I been robbed at gunpoint 3 times. THe thing is, i'm never a pre-meditated target. I'm Just always at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Anyhow this one time i was high and drunk as a kite. This dude rolled up on me, flashed the burner and screamed at me to give me all my shyt.

So i preceded to do so. And i softly put my wallet on the ground.

He picked it up and I said, "Yo dude....There's 40 dollars in that wallet, can you have a heart and just leave me the license and shyt? Those DMV lines to get a new license are ridicilous

The robber than proceeded to have some kind of heart and took the 40 dollars out of my wallet and then threw my wallet into the grass with all my cards and shyt

Now when i think about it. I should have just kept my mouth shut

But i got my shyt back tho

Those DMV lines are a bytch tho

 

[L&HH]

Never did anything too crazy. Drove drunk a few times, I've never hit any girl raw, I've never stolen anything, and I grew up in a nice neighborhood. Basically never took any risks.


edit:

But wait...

There was one time

I remember I was messing around with this girl whose mans was in prison, for what I don't fukking know. I wasn't even fukking her but I just liked her company, she had me around her place a lot, we would hang out, go get yogurt and shyt. It was a vulnerable time in my life, I'd never really had a GF so this girl I wanted to try and do all that mushy shyt, gotta do it at least once I reckon.

We're doing this for a couple of weeks when her mans comes back from prison. Dude is cool, real cool. We chop it up for a bit and I'm good, I leave them be. I'm a bit of a loner anyway, it was just nice to have some female companionship, in my head I'm like no loss

Anyway, I'm coming back from work one day when I drive into the apartment garage (we lived in the same apartment) when I see two brolic looking dudes walking by with a bloody bat and in velour track suits. Back of my mind I'm like, . I just knew this had to do with the mans fresh from jail.

I turn the corner and see the dude bloody and beaten on the ground straight fukkED up, like on the verge of death fukked up.

A few days later I go over to their apartment to talk to the dude. Naturally I'm concerned about the girl. I talk to the dude and he tells me he owes some money to a small organized crime outfit operating out of LA and if he doesn't get them the money they're going to kill her and him.

Back of my mind I'm like, "Damn no way" translate espanol no way jose. They apparently want him to rob this pawn shop that has a milly in the back of the shop. I ask if he wants me to ride because I can drive and he says sure.

So it's me, mans, and another accomplice parked out front of the pawn shop. I tell him, "Yo, I'm giving you 5 minutes. If it takes any longer I'm gone. I'm out. You have 5 minutes. Go." He nods then walks to the pawn shop, the other accomplice walks in with him.

So I'm in the car, fiddling with the radio when I look up and this souped up Chrysler 500 pulls into the parking lot about 7 spots parallel to my right. Inside I'm like because we are in a pretty shytty area, there's no way this Chrysler 500 is from around here. Plus no one got out of the car so that's even more suspicious, it's tinted and the engine is just running.

Finally, the accomplice walks out with a huge duffel bag of loot. I open the door and let him in and we are sitting there looking at the store and finally mans comes out. He walks, and behind him I see a shadowy figure emerge from the store pointing a gun at him as he's walking away. I get out of the car to shout to let him know but it's too late.

POP
POP
POP

The accomplice and I are like

And I jump back in the car and zoom off, and I look back and the Chrysler 500 is driving right behind me and I'm like

So we're dipping through the streets, had to have been doing about 90 to 100, weaving through traffic and this Chrysler 500 ain't missing a beat

He catches up to me and bumps me, one, two, three times. My mind is racing, not really knowing what to do. Then I thought, one sec. He tries to bump me again and I execute a maneuver my pops taught me and I whip the car around and put it into reverse.

Now we are driving down the highway staring into each others front windows, me going backwards, him driving towards me at dangerous speeds. I almost shyt myself but say a quick prayer.

He bumps me again and I'm like, I'm fukked but then I see in the mirror that a turn is coming. Got him

He tries to bump me again and I turn. Him trying to bump me and missing made him take the turn at a really high speed. He crashes into some construction equipment and I drive off with the dough.

The dough was more trouble than it needed to be, we somehow got it back to the right owners and shyt and I moved but fukk me thought I was gonna die that day.

Glad I'm alive and well today

You a bytch ass nikka for this

Spoiler

I was like all the way til the pawn shop part. Then Im like sounds familiar

 

[Danie84]

Hoes do this weekly

But, I'm not

 

[rapbeats]

Balls.

no. foolish.

 

[re'up]

As soon as i saw the 'small organized crime in LA' I started cracking up, I should have known a lot sooner though, funny shyt....