Stupid things you've done, yet came out unscathed

[Recca Gatsby]

one time i let off shots in front of a crowd...i had left a party and was drunk...went to the club parking lot to see what was poppin...so it was thick, me n my homie decided to go round the corner and get the pistols....well a fight broke out and nikkas i know was beatin some outta town nikka the fukk up...this angered me because one of the nikkas i had a problem with...i wanted to fight him but he went to the extreme not to fight me...from talkin to my boys, to getting my number and calling me, asking me what my problem was with him....and he was the main one jumpin dude, i felt disrespected that he wouldnt accept my challenge but always tryin to jump ppl....regardless, dude was gettin beat the fukk up, so im like fukk it imma break dis shyt up...

i got a 357 so that shyt sounds like a baby cannon fareal...i let one off and like all 2-3 hundred ppl scattered and got the fukk up outta there....a nikka grabbed me and was like "yo son u need to leave b, they callin the police" im lookin at him like what u talkin bout dude....he like "i seen u shoot nikka"...

took the pistols back to the house, came right back, and proceeded to chop it up with ppl that were still there and watch the police shut shyt down and report that gunshots were fired

i coulda easily been pointed out and put in the back of that car

For some reason this story got me dyin. LOL at the only reason for you stoppin the fight was cuz the nygga YOU wanted to fight, was fighting somebody else. Then gonna try and lie and say you aint shoot shyt to ya homie lol

 

[the cac mamba]

I been robbed at gunpoint 3 times. THe thing is, i'm never a pre-meditated target. I'm Just always at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Anyhow this one time i was high and drunk as a kite. This dude rolled up on me, flashed the burner and screamed at me to give me all my shyt.

So i preceded to do so. And i softly put my wallet on the ground.

He picked it up and I said, "Yo dude....There's 40 dollars in that wallet, can you have a heart and just leave me the license and shyt? Those DMV lines to get a new license are ridicilous

The robber than proceeded to have some kind of heart and took the 40 dollars out of my wallet and then threw my wallet into the grass with all my cards and shyt

Now when i think about it. I should have just kept my mouth shut

But i got my shyt back tho

 

[Grand Cru Boo]

What about the money? If they caught you with 5k-15k, even 2, I would think they would tear the car apart.

they never caught us with the paper. What it was, my man sold some crack in front of this store where some undercover. They where in a Verizon store and probably tip the other authorities off.

 

[Sly Cookin]

man u soft as fukk

a 140 lb 14 yr old taking on 15 gang affiliated 18-19 yr olds?

A nikka done grown up and hit the gym tho, so you would be slight work

 

[Harry Sax]

a 140 lb 14 yr old taking on 15 gang affiliated 18-19 yr olds?

A nikka done grown up and hit the gym tho, so you would be slight work

seems like all i gotta do is say "BOO!" and u will scram

 

[Sly Cookin]

seems like all i gotta do is say "BOO!" and u will scram

seems like you got the wrong impression

Them nikkas were holding aluminum bats and bricks coming at us like an angry mob ...maybe you would be on some Chuck norris shyt , but i'd be gone if I didn't run

 

[shylittlekitten]

walked across Milwaukee at 3:00AM by myself. Some dude tried to stop me for "directions."

 

[↓R↑LYB]

i dated 2 hoodrat bytches in a row. the one that i dated in 96, we were FRESH OUT of high school and she had her own apartment . i would go over there all the time and we would just lay up and fukk all day. i NEVER used condoms with her and i would NEVER pull out. i was actually trying to get this hoe pregnant (). lucky for me, she didn't get pregnant . the second broad i dated in 97. i was in college and she was a senior in high school. her moms gave absolutely NO fukks what she did. i would be over there all the time fukking her. i also didn't wear any rubbers with her either. busted countless nuts in her. she never got pregnant. bytch was cheating on me the whole time. both of these hoes ain't shyt now. the first one has 2 sons. the first one was conceived like a year after i stopped fukking her. she named him Steven.... the other kid came along like 13 years later....by a married man. the other bytch has 4 kids now, all by the nikka she cheated on me with. both of these hoes are EXTREME losers now. fukk a bullet, i dodged a nuclear missle with both of thes hoes....

your semen is

 

[Sierra Mist]

please keep trying, never give up

I'm about to try again. If I make the news shoutouts to the coli.

 

[BellaVenus]

This first experience I had was when I was about 8 and I was asked by a guy who I remember being friends with my older sister if I wanted to go with him to the supermarket to get a birthday cake for my sister who is a year older than me. & because it was her birthday, I happily agreed. My sister (who's birthday it was) saw me getting into this guy's car barefoot (yes, I was a ratchet child) & she grabbed my little sister (who was about 3) and we all got into this man's car and drove off.

So there we were at a StarMarket shopping for her cake while my mother was back at the house calling the cops because my sister's friend had told her that we got in a car with a man after my mom asked her where we were.

Ofcourse like any mother would, she panicked. When we came back there were cop cars everywhere, fire trucks and just complete chaos.

So there I am with the cake in my hand going up the steps with my sister behind me carrying my little sister and we walk through our front door & immedietly I see my mom crying hysterically while being interviewed by police.

& as soon as she saw us I said "mama we got a cake for sasha!" with a big smile on my face and as soon as the police left she whooped our asses. Except for my little sister ofcourse.

My other experience is when I was 9, I was being chased by a boy my age after we had just gotten out of our daycare program and I decided to run between two parked cars onto the street when suddenly an on-coming car hits me.

Witnesses say I flew backward, some say I did a complete flip.. but all I remember is waking up on the sidewalk wondering why everyone was crying and looking at me weird. I just got up and walked home

 

[CJ]

@BellaVenus



No concussion on that 2nd story though?

 

[BellaVenus]

@BellaVenus



No concussion on that 2nd story though?

Nope Guess I got lucky

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

When I was 8 I almost burned our house down. I was in my room with my sister chilling. We saw a spider in the room and tried to kill it. We has some dusty old beds with cotton sticking out the middle and a spider ran in it. I got the bright idea to burn it out. I light a match, put it in the gap of the bed and

the bed lit up like a Christmas tree. I was like . We panicked and got juice and soda out the fridge and poured it all over the bed. After we got the fire out we opened up all the windows and light a ton of incense. Thing was it was my sisters bed. I begged her, no, pleaded to her not to tell mom. She agreed, but after a few days couldn't take the burning smell from the bed. All I remember is getting home from school one day, her talking to my mom and my mom looking like . Moms damn near whooped the skin off me. Beat me so bad my kids might inherit the bruises.

 

[Big Blue]

Y'all nikkaz are fukking crazy.

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[Wildin]

i just remembered this. One night me and my homeboy were getting ready to leave my other homies crib and its like midnight, we were about 13...i was like you got any rubbing alcohol? So me and my homie are walkin through the alley and we find a trash can and we pour the rubbing alcohol into the trash can and light it...we stand there for a couple minutes then walk home.

next morning i wake up and i walk back through the alley and i get almost back to where we lit the fire and left it and im like i sprinted back to my homies crib and was like "lets go, lets go now!!" i grab his bytch ass, we go back to where we lit the fire, the fence for these people back yard was gone, (burnt to a crisp) the cable line to the house was down, there was a little wooden shed that had some bikes and a lawn mower, all charred...the tree was torched and grass was fukked...my homie starts walkin away and was like "we didnt do that" I was like are you serious? we coulda burnt down the house and killed the family there and he still denies it til this day.