Ed MOTHEREFFING G
Chances make champions
and i DO NOT mean real vs. fake...i mean tier zero brand vs. who cares brand
1. Sun Glasses
- you're gonna lose them
-unless they SAY RAY BAN on the front (which is beyond corny) nobody gives a flying fukk about the brand, and can't tell the difference between Dolce and Gucci
-Please find the difference between these
and these
that warrent a roughly $300 price difference? sure, YOU know the difference, but at the beach, when you're driving, walking around...nobody cares. You will get the same amount of props for some H&M or DRUG STORE aviators as you will gucci or louis. Spend the money on EYE glasses if you wear them.
There are exceptions, like extremely detailed frames or iconic frames by Cartier or something, but apples to apples aviators...save the money brehs
2. Flip flops
nobdy cares about that logo between your toes, and anything above POLO is equal in that regard.
....Unless you're on a yacht in which case then cash out
3. Underwear if you're single
Brehs, no girl ever you've successfully gotten back to the crib after a party or bar is going to hit the eject button because you're wearing Hanes. Ever. 12 pack boxer briefs are fine if you're not seen in your draws every day.
Now, if you're booed up...and she sees you in your unmentionables reguarly....step it up
. Its common courtesy and you wanna look hot for her right 
4. Belts that DO NOT have a distinguishable buckle.
Regular clasp belts and buckles are a dime a dozen. Get a whatever priced one from Express or macys...nobody is giving you props because of you standard black belt.
UNLESS you're getting a Gucci/Louis/Hermes/RL type distiguishable Buckle belt, and it fits in with the rest of you're attire
5. Hats
take off that stupid hat
1. Sun Glasses

- you're gonna lose them
-unless they SAY RAY BAN on the front (which is beyond corny) nobody gives a flying fukk about the brand, and can't tell the difference between Dolce and Gucci
-Please find the difference between these

and these

that warrent a roughly $300 price difference? sure, YOU know the difference, but at the beach, when you're driving, walking around...nobody cares. You will get the same amount of props for some H&M or DRUG STORE aviators as you will gucci or louis. Spend the money on EYE glasses if you wear them.
There are exceptions, like extremely detailed frames or iconic frames by Cartier or something, but apples to apples aviators...save the money brehs
2. Flip flops

....Unless you're on a yacht in which case then cash out

3. Underwear if you're single
Brehs, no girl ever you've successfully gotten back to the crib after a party or bar is going to hit the eject button because you're wearing Hanes. Ever. 12 pack boxer briefs are fine if you're not seen in your draws every day.
Now, if you're booed up...and she sees you in your unmentionables reguarly....step it up


4. Belts that DO NOT have a distinguishable buckle.
Regular clasp belts and buckles are a dime a dozen. Get a whatever priced one from Express or macys...nobody is giving you props because of you standard black belt.

5. Hats
take off that stupid hat

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