Me too, someone should put out a dual book, they're only available in loose quote form, like this or scattered around the internet in nearly defunct west coast hip hop sites….At least a good e compilation…I'm dead at damn near all often, but the MLK one and the one about Pac hitting Snoop in the chest in particular cracked me up…and the drowning one.
Suge Quotes LMAO
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Me too, someone should put out a dual book, they're only available in loose quote form, like this or scattered around the internet in nearly defunct west coast hip hop sites….At least a good e compilation…I'm dead at damn near all often, but the MLK one and the one about Pac hitting Snoop in the chest in particular cracked me up…and the drowning one.
I need a Suge Knight Combat Jack episode
how does he come up with this stuff 
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Suge Kniight
Stranded
Glad to see you nikkas admiring the work of a true boss. Im just outchea doin God's work. You nikkas hungry? I got a nice meal for you famished nikkas.. and heres an autograph while we talkin
I remember when they asked Suge bout his first time meeting Puff Daddy... He said they met on the phone.. Puff called him crying because Mike Conception (a wheel chair bound Triple O.G.) beat him up and Puff wanted Suge to squash their beef for him
Suge said "how u let a muthafukka in a wheel chair whoop your ass?"
Suge said "how u let a muthafukka in a wheel chair whoop your ass?"
ASAPPPPPPPP
Reality Check
Keepin' it 100
There needs to be a Daz thread. Has a long list of quotables as well.
Suge: naw naw naw see the new fad is getting a needle a filling it full of AIDs blood and then sticking it to your enemy you know Easy-E Style 
Cat piss martini
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nikkas make this same thread over
and over!
and i appreciate it!
and over!
and i appreciate it!
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I guess Dr. Dre MIGHT be gay 
I love Latina women
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tmz: "what up suge? how you doin man? *chuckles* dude, its a beautiful day in Malibu, man. you gettin your car washed?"
suge: "yeah. gettin ready for Halloween."
tmz: "yeah, for sure. are you dressin up for Halloween?"
suge: "yeah, im gon be jimmy iovine"
tmz: "jimmy iovine? whos that?"
suge: "you dont know who jimmy iovine is? Interscope, American Idol."
tmz: "oooh, yeah, yeah, yeah. no, i know of him i dont know what he looks like though"
suge: "well they probably, they aint gon actually see my face, im just gonna have a white sheet over my head with the eyes cut out like the klan." *laughs*
tmz: "nice, nice, *chuckles* that's pretty cool"
suge: "people probably know im him though without seeing my face, just gon be a little bit bigger. yeah."
tmz: right. *a fake, nervous chuckle*
tmz: *quickly changes the topic* "they do a good job on your car?"
starts right from the beginnin to the 40 sec mark
suge: "yeah. gettin ready for Halloween."
tmz: "yeah, for sure. are you dressin up for Halloween?"
suge: "yeah, im gon be jimmy iovine"
tmz: "jimmy iovine? whos that?"
suge: "you dont know who jimmy iovine is? Interscope, American Idol."
tmz: "oooh, yeah, yeah, yeah. no, i know of him i dont know what he looks like though"
suge: "well they probably, they aint gon actually see my face, im just gonna have a white sheet over my head with the eyes cut out like the klan." *laughs*
tmz: "nice, nice, *chuckles* that's pretty cool"
suge: "people probably know im him though without seeing my face, just gon be a little bit bigger. yeah."
tmz: right. *a fake, nervous chuckle*
tmz: *quickly changes the topic* "they do a good job on your car?"
starts right from the beginnin to the 40 sec mark
