i fukking cant daaaampac fell in the water and he was drowning, so i jumped in and i put him on my shoulder and told him it's ok little buddy.... you're alright now







One time Dre came up to me and said, I want to be white suge...Can you help me be white? I looked at this n!gga like, is this n!gga really serious...I told him you can date a white woman, move to a white neighborhood, but I cant physically make you white...
-BET interview in 2002 when Suge got out of jail...
I heard that shyt years ago and still got me dying!

finna read all of it when I'm blazed
I need a Suge Knight Combat Jack episode

That fool said Eminem would pay millions to have one nap on his head![]()







he can definitely make money from this shyt..a new lane, undisrupted comedy!There needs to be a book with all these quotes.
They're too classic, lol.