Super-Liked a DIME on Tinder.. Turns out to be a Turbothot UPDATE 2: I smashed

[b_low_brown]

The only L you took was eating her in my book.

It was so fresh bro smelt like she took her vagina out her body and threw it in the dryer with a ton of those scented dryer sheets

Was it the best idea? Nah

Do I regret it? Hell no

 

[Ness]

Dead @ dis nikka gettin 100 daps for smashin a chick

Das how u kno coli nikkas dont get p*ssy

 

[Tunez]

For smashing





Why did you eat?

 

[emerald]

yikes.
have fun, stay strapped up and go get tested bro.

 

[Scuti]

inb4 update 3: mouth herps, the clap, and a lil baby boy on the way
ill wait

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Dead @ dis nikka gettin 100 daps for smashin a chick

Das how u kno coli nikkas dont get p*ssy

Pretty sure most of it came from using the term turbo thot and posting the nudes

 

[emerald]

no more eating random vaginas of crack whores. please. don't kiss them in the mouth either. it doesn't matter how good she looks or how clean she smells...your health and well being is 100xs more important than her getting her rocks off.

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

So I super liked this bytch:

Started talking to her, completely normal convo at first.. Then she tells me she lives in a sober home due to a crippling Xanax and alcohol addiction

So at that point a nikka already knew he was dealing with a Thot.. But nikka, this isn't just your ordinary Thot. This is a turbothot. High speed. Turbothot.

Our conversation eventually went off of the app as I got her number & texted her.
She started to open up even further by telling me she's addicted to sex

she's fine & all but damn.. I be thinking she's getting trains run on her all day now

Still gonna hit atleast once idgaf

Edit:
Nudes dump (NSFW)

Spoiler

Update 2: we met up, smashed
I scooped her up & brought her back to my house.. Talked for a bit; she's been to 3 sober houses in two different states (& got kicked out each time )

Got back to my place, started making out, undressed her (body is A1 no steak sauce), GOAT suck able nipples

Gave her head for a bit & she pulled me up to fukk her

p*ssy was EXTREMELY WET

I almost nutted after about 10 seconds

Then she got on top she moved like I fukking Imagine Rihanna would on some dikk once again, almost nutted and I NEVER get close to cumming when the girl is on top

Bent her over & the back shots were serious the amount of jiggle was absurd.. I fought the urge to nut that time because she was boutta get this pounding

Beat that shyt up till she came & then she told me she wanted to suck me off

Head was aight, nothing special.. nutted pretty quick though

After we cleaned up, she tells me about how she has sugar daddies in their 30s-50s in different cities who buy her things like cars & pays her rent & she fukks them

Dropped her off and blocked her number. Case closed

post all the convo yall had. did you use a condom? what was the convo leading up to smashing on her?

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

Good for you for hitting it breh, but you should NOT have eaten that questionable p*ssy.

 

[WaveGang]

post all the convo yall had. did you use a condom? what was the convo leading up to smashing on her?

Convo? Loool wtf

And na he didn't use a condom

 

[Godless Socialist CEO]

Eating out and fukking a confirmed whore raw....... Wow

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

Eating out and fukking a confirmed whore raw....... Wow

 

[4fossa]

LMAO I miss the coli and those crazy reports. I'm glad I have internet again @ my job here

 

[4fossa]

I see a lot of hate just cuz the OP nicca was eating tha puss


You see, a nicca aint got time to think about those standards. Since Im addicted to p*ssy eating, I would have done the same.

 

[roxxthe96er]

You gon save her, Huh?