Super-Liked a DIME on Tinder.. Turns out to be a Turbothot UPDATE 2: I smashed

[ThaBronxBully]

She's Adorable, Too Bad She's Too Far Gone

But I Agree You Shouldn't Be Putting Ya Mouth Down There After All Her Whoring Confessions Lawd

 

[Godless Socialist CEO]

I see a lot of hate just cuz the OP nicca was eating tha puss


You see, a nicca aint got time to think about those standards. Since Im addicted to p*ssy eating, I would have done the same.

You're as stupid as him if you go down on a woman like that the first time you meet her, and if you think it's "Just because he was eating tha puss" Your reading comprehension is poor as well.

 

[Max B]

Real shyt never go down on a girl that you just randomly fukking. You prob aint even know how many dikks been through that hole. She prob fukked some next nikka before you did homie god damn nikka you tasted another nikkas dikk pretty much.

Atleast you smashed tho but next time dont be EATAMON

 

[Kane1]

So I super liked this bytch:

Started talking to her, completely normal convo at first.. Then she tells me she lives in a sober home due to a crippling Xanax and alcohol addiction

So at that point a nikka already knew he was dealing with a Thot.. But nikka, this isn't just your ordinary Thot. This is a turbothot. High speed. Turbothot.

Our conversation eventually went off of the app as I got her number & texted her.
She started to open up even further by telling me she's addicted to sex

she's fine & all but damn.. I be thinking she's getting trains run on her all day now

Still gonna hit atleast once idgaf

Edit:
Nudes dump (NSFW)

Spoiler

Update 2: we met up, smashed
I scooped her up & brought her back to my house.. Talked for a bit; she's been to 3 sober houses in two different states (& got kicked out each time )

Got back to my place, started making out, undressed her (body is A1 no steak sauce), GOAT suck able nipples

Gave her head for a bit & she pulled me up to fukk her

p*ssy was EXTREMELY WET

I almost nutted after about 10 seconds

Then she got on top she moved like I fukking Imagine Rihanna would on some dikk once again, almost nutted and I NEVER get close to cumming when the girl is on top

Bent her over & the back shots were serious the amount of jiggle was absurd.. I fought the urge to nut that time because she was boutta get this pounding

Beat that shyt up till she came & then she told me she wanted to suck me off

Head was aight, nothing special.. nutted pretty quick though

After we cleaned up, she tells me about how she has sugar daddies in their 30s-50s in different cities who buy her things like cars & pays her rent & she fukks them

Dropped her off and blocked her number. Case closed

OP came thru like a boss


Great job man....now vet that STD test popping and stay safe out in them streets



Banging THOTs is a lose lose situation.... But you came out good if you never hit again

 

[MoneyBags]

Dead @ dis nikka gettin 100 daps for smashin a chick

Das how u kno coli nikkas dont get p*ssy

my nikka, I thought i was in the twilight zone reading this thread. like these nikkas really get hyped and broadcast to the world that they got some p*ssy, virgin shyt. nikkas asking if he wore a condom and post the convo that he had with her, y'all gotta be in middle school with this shyt

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

Breh u my nikka but how did u fukk up the quote

The code is already written for you

Lots of deleting, nikka

Be like that sometimes

 

[Family Lives Matter]

You put your mouth on that

 

[Serious]

Dropped her off and blocked her number. Case closed

 

[Serious]

spoiler

 

[4fossa]

You're as stupid as him if you go down on a woman like that the first time you meet her, and if you think it's "Just because he was eating tha puss" Your reading comprehension is poor as well.

yeah actuallly u are righ. I give a L to myself.

 

[darealxan]

Why man? Going down on that nasty hoe

 

[FeloniousMonk]

My nigg..she told you she fukked a dude at church THAT morning..

Will fukk football players..

Will fukk anybody that talks to her, she likes.

Will do gangbangs.

You dont eatt hat kind of puzzy...




You tell her, why she doing it for free, make a trip L.A. and manage her as an adult model.

 

[DatBoiHawk]

Man nikkas HATING....OP if this story is true u my nikka if u dont get no bigga!

 

[DatBoiHawk]

It was so fresh bro smelt like she took her vagina out her body and threw it in the dryer with a ton of those scented dryer sheets

Was it the best idea? Nah

Do I regret it? Hell no

fukk these nikka bro Im bout to download Tinder again just because of this success story

 

[Mirin4rmfar]

did this guy really eat some random hos p*ssy!!!!..ho got ran through and he still ate the puss ....u nikkas are foul. After hearing how many guys she is fukd, I would have