Superpowers

[shmoney]

what superpower would you have?

rules:

you can make up whatever superpower you want.

my superpower would be that instead of growing hair, id grow the best dank weed. so my hair will be weed and my pubes would be weed. den i could just have an unlimited amount of weed for da rest of my life.

id have to wear a hat everywhere tho and i would only be able to shower when i cut it all off. but i wont need a job cus i could just sell my hair. den for peopel i dont like id sell them the weed that grows as my pubes.

someone should make a movie bout this shyt.

 

[KOOL-AID]

imma take teleportation...rob banks, beat up multiple people, scoop girls up, travel the world etc

 

[BlvdBrawler]

imma take teleportation...rob banks, beat up multiple people, scoop girls up, travel the world etc

Teleportation is the correct answer.

Waits for dudes to come in talking about "invisibility".

Yea, you're gonna wanna be sneaking into women's locker rooms for the next 30+ years, while my ass can blink around the world with a thought.

 

[el_oh_el]

Teleportation probably....
but ive always had dreams of flying

 

[BlackMajik]

Can I be Omnipotent?

If not that either Teleportation or Reality Warping powers which will let me manipulate reality any way I see fit

 

[Ciggavelli]

Teleportation of time travel.

 

[Soundwave]

The Flash's power set

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

what superpower would you have?

rules:

you can make up whatever superpower you want.

my superpower would be that instead of growing hair, id grow the best dank weed.

 

[shmoney]

Teleportation of time travel.

dis is good too.

 

[shmoney]

pretty simple really. not my fault you dumber than rocks. matter of fact? kick rocks nikka.

 

[Detroit Wave]

Green Lantern ring

Use my imagination to wipe out cacs

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

pretty simple really. not my fault you dumber than rocks. matter of fact? kick rocks nikka.

you should grow crack rocks instead of weed.

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

Telekinesis- manipulating matter with the mind.
Shapeshifter- like Mystique
Teleportation

the only answers

 

[Vandelay]

Mind reading.

No one would know I have this power and I could use it to manipulate and get whatever I wanted with the various other superpowers.

 

[Sad Bunny]

OP is retarded