surprise drug test for my job tomorrow :merchant:

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Can you use female urine if youre a male? And what if female on birth control would that make anything fishy?
 

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Its the water intake. nikkaz could smoke everyday but if they drink like a gallon of water it cleanses their system and it just moves on. Its so simple that people don't want to believe it so they go spend money on shyt instead of using what's right in their house.
I think so too. I'd cleanse my body everyday. I'd drink a liter of water before noon while working out everyday. Then I'd work out in the afternoon. Play a game of soccer at night and start all over again. All I drank was water with cinnamon, mint, pepper, and vinegar. It took a lot of discipline to make habits of it. I still did a lot of drugs too. I rarely ever drank though. Too many calories and artificial additives for me. That's the real killer.
 

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Quick fix is bullshyt and the only method that works is substitution...using a child or clean person's piss in place of yours.
I don't know why @Jimi Swagger even posted....you're the 3rd person who posted the same shyt, fakkit. Stay out of threads pertaining to non-trolling shyt, you dummy.
Quick fix works just fine. I know people that use it regularly.
 

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I heard that they're cracking down on fake urine .....I read up on it today. They know how to determine whether it's fake or real

They may be cracking down on manufacturer, but the urine is still good. Its only the urine that's matched to spoof specific gravity and creatinine content of real urine.
 

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What type of diagnosis?
Just say you got neck or back pain. I actually do have neck and shoulder pain being in 6 car accidents in my lifetime. :damn:. I also have trouble sleeping. I don't smoke like I did back in the day. Three hits and I'm ready to go night night. It's the best sleep I get. :pacspit: Ambien. I don't do pills. :francis: But the one I'm going to just wants that $175 pay day from what I heard. Dude posted an office down the street from a university :russ:
 
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