The results haven't came of course
Took my mom's urine, heated it up and put it in a rubber glove. Double tied it (couldn't get a condom) put it under my right titty so it would stay warm .
Took a safety pin and put it under my other titty
Popped that bytch and put it in the cup
The nurse knocked on the door saying "if you can't use the bathroom , we can wait Marty

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I said " of course not just give me a minute

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I came out and she looked me up and down and took the cup.
Made small talk, got my papers and I went back to my job
Almost got caught up but I lied like a mf :mlaff:
I know its gon come back clean