Talk about the time you realized your pops was Sick and Flabby

[JohnStarksMiddleFinger]

I was 13 years old shooting hoops one evening and my dad pulls up the driveway from a long day of work.

He hops out the car and snatches the ball like he Jordan on a fast break and pulls a slam dunk with authority.

I'm like yoooo

I've heard my dad tell stories about his glory days, but my nikka just dunk this shyt outta nowhere! I've never seen anything like it.

But then I look... "Dad are you alright?"

My pops is still hunched over from his landing trembling....

"Get your mama!! Go Go!"


He spent the rest of the weekend laid up on the couch with pillows and ice packs.

My mom looking like :foh: Becuase he couldn't even make it upstairs to sleep in his own room

 

[a murda]

When my pops drinked some bacon grease by accident thinking it was black coffee

 

[Canada Goose]

My parents had me late in life so he was like in his early 40s when I was born, in other words, he was my entire life.

 

[JohnStarksMiddleFinger]

When my pops drinked some bacon by accident thinking it was black coffee

He drunk the grease breh?

 

[rogue_riezo]

What dad ?

 

[JohnStarksMiddleFinger]

My parents had me late in life so he was like in his early 40s when I was born, in other words, he was my entire life.

Thats I want to have kids while I'm young, I don't want to be ol ass nikka playing catch in the park

 

[jerniebert]

When he turned 80 about 4 months ago and he said he didn't want to get a pacemaker cause he wasn't going to be able to chop wood if he got it.

 

[Dragonfly Jones]

When my pops drinked some bacon by accident thinking it was black coffee

how the fuk do u drink bacon?

 

[Silver Surfer]

when my pops wanted to lay on the couch when i visited and I remember when he used to take me to the strip club with him back in the day....

 

[Canada Goose]

Thats I want to have kids while I'm young, I don't want to be ol ass nikka playing catch in the park

If you have decent genetics and take care of yourself, you should at least be able play sports (Except for maybe Football) into your early 50s.

Julio Franco based Baseball until he was 49, in the majors too

 

[a murda]

He drunk the grease breh?

how the fuk do u drink bacon?

Thats what I meant ....drink bacon grease brehs

 

[Couth]

My dads mid 50s . He'll still drop most nikkas. He works out more then i do and looks like 40. Pretty sure he won't be till his mid 60s.

 

[pickles]

Thats I want to have kids while I'm young, I don't want to be ol ass nikka playing catch in the park

Naw breh, have kids when you are ready to have kids. Being 40 now is not like back in the day. Unless you are right now then, it is not going to help you when you get to 40 plus.

 

[MeachTheMonster]

When that nikka tried to cross me over and his legs couldn't move as fast as his mind thought they could and he fell flat on his face, scuffed up his nose and everything

nikka tried to say I tripped him

 

[Bickin Back Being Bool]

pops still good, but when he told me he'll stop driving his car i knew