Talk about the time you realized your pops was Sick and Flabby

[ThisIsLife]

When my mom told me he had to get his legs amputated.

 

[JohnStarksMiddleFinger]

When my mom told me he had to get his legs amputated.

That's tough breh, daps for respect

 

[KravenMorehead™]

I was 13 years old shooting hoops one evening and my dad pulls up the driveway from a long day of work.

He hops out the car and snatches the ball like he Jordan on a fast break and pulls a slam dunk with authority.

I'm like yoooo

I heard my dad tell stories about his glory days, but my nikka just dunk this shyt outta nowhere! I've never seen anything like it.

But then I look... "Dad are you alright?"

My pops is still hunched over from his landing trembling....

"Get your mama!! Go Go!"


He spent the rest of the weekend laid up on the couch with pillows and ice packs.

My mom looking like Becuase he couldn't even make it upstairs to sleep in his own room

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

When my mom told me he had to get his legs amputated.

Thread's fun is ova, brehs.

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

*Dbl

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

This is a great thread I am crying laughing. Time is the great equalizer.

Realized my dad was when someone jacked him for his Benz at the gas station, pulled off while he was loading the car with a case of water and knocked him to the ground. seeing him in the hospital was .

Gotdamn Russian did it too. That made it worse.

 

[JohnStarksMiddleFinger]

This is a great thread I am crying laughing. Time is the great equalizer.

Realized my dad was when someone jacked him for his Benz at the gas station, pulled off while he was loading the car with a case of water and knocked him to the ground. seeing him in the hospital was .

Gotdamn Russian did it too. That made it worse.

I know that feeling, when your a kid,

Pops is Superman, got the potential to fukk anyone up.

But as you get older you realize he's just a regular dude who just wants to make it home and take a nap.

 

[Dank Hill]

My pops had a high top fade until 2007. Kinda like this:

Me and my boys use to roast him like shyt and he had no clue what was so funny.

Funny that, that hairstyle is whats poppin now days huh

 

[ThaBoyBam]

Funny that, that hairstyle is whats poppin now days huh

I know. I swear if I wasn't a suit now, I'd rock a gumby. Be sitting in meetings like:

 

[JohnStarksMiddleFinger]

My dad wasn't really athletically inclined. We were playing pick-up basketball at a church basketball court one day. The older guys were nice and asked my dad to play who was standing off to the side. He was like "okay".
One of they guys got the ball and passed it to my dad who was in 2-point jumper land. No one contested him so he took a shot. He rocketed that ball at the backboard and it bounced hard off the backboard and onto the ground. Not even close. Zero float. Imagine playing dodge ball and you want to hit someone, it was like that.
Anyway, my dad is a good guy but I did not pick up any sports skills from him.

I bet he tried his best

 

[Regine Hunter]

my father isn't flabby...




...however I am :arethaflabby:

 

[KOOL-AID]

my father isn't flabby...




...however I am :arethaflabby:

Dats not yo real daddy then nikka :likemike:

 

[Regine Hunter]

Dats not yo real daddy then nikka :likemike:

 

[KOOL-AID]

dnt worry regine I'll be yo daddy

 

[Regine Hunter]

dnt worry regine I'll be yo daddy

no.