Teenage Boy Saves Girl's Life Only To Be Put In The Friendzone

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What specifically about what I said bothered you the most ?
 

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if a guy saves your life, is a complimentary hand job (at the very least) really out of the question? :wtf: :pachaha:
Yes. I would certainly want to reward him, but I would come up with a nice non sexual way to do it. isnt the goal to express my appreciation? There r a myriad of ways to do that. Imagine a woman wants to give u a gift. U couldn't come up with a list of things u like none of which involve sex ?
 

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Yes. I would certainly want to reward him, but I would come up with a nice non sexual way to do it. isnt the goal to express my appreciation? There r a myriad of ways to do that. Imagine a woman wants to give u a gift. U couldn't come up with a list of things u like none of which involve sex ?

what if the gift he wants is a blowjob? :pachaha:

homeboy is laying up on that hospital bed with permanent injuries, would a quick BJ out of appreciation really kill you? :steviej:
 

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We talmbout saving a life and almost dying in the process. Not no mundane nice things.
Even then I'd give a similar answer. A woman's body and sexual services r not consumer goods that u give away like some type of gift bag. Sure I would give sacrificial to someone who saved my life but more like a sacrifice of money or a nice outfit or a vacation or something
 

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Even then I'd give a similar answer. A woman's body and sexual services r not consumer goods that u give away like some type of gift bag. Sure I would give sacrificial to someone who saved my life but more like a sacrifice of money or a nice outfit or a vacation or something
Look all im saying is that it shouldn't completely be off the table. :sas2:


If dude was handsome and in shape...not only would it be on the table it would be front and center. Even if you were in the situation. As soon as dude healed up you would be on some.. :queen:
 

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Look all im saying is that it shouldn't completely be off the table. :sas2:


If dude was handsome and in shape...not only would it be on the table it would be front and center. Even if you were in the situation. As soon as dude healed up you would be on some.. :queen:
U guys are interesting. Why wouldn't u want a better gift than a pity nut tho. U gone cum in like 2 minutes and resume regular life. Wouldn't u rather have a nice sum of money or a nice outfit to wear on more than one occasion ? There's more fulfilling and purposeful things than a nut
 

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Can you believe this dude wanted to let me bang him just because he saved my life. :usure:

That's some cold shyt, girl.

I know right. Like damn dude, it's not like you had to jump in front of the truck. U could've just rolled out the way but he tried to be all heroish with himself.

I feel ya. I mean u could be dead right now. But that don't mean nothing since u ain't.

I heard that!

*both laugh and High five each other while dude is permanently disabled*
 
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