Teenage Boy Saves Girl's Life Only To Be Put In The Friendzone

Vandelay

Life is absurd. Lean into it.
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Man, she don't owe that goofy dude any pu**y. Maybe a BJ but that's it.

The gap in attractiveness is too far, I know she's kinda funny looking but dude is at the bottom of the barrel.

Saving somebody's life only guarantee's you bunz if the gap is 2 points or less and she's single.

Think before you try to play that hero role.

Scientific facts.
 
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