Televangelists defending their private jet usage

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Prosecutor - $6,000 to Louie Vuiton
Pastor - Macys doesnt sell the kind of clothes i wear :smugdraper:

Prosecutor - Another receipt shows you shopped at the Gucci store
Pastor - Well, that was just a belt:mjpls:
Prosecutor - You also have the Land ROver that you use
Pastor - RANGE Rover. Not Land Rover :scust:
Pastor: We cut the Mercedes into a Limo :jawalrus:
We're in the wrong business, brehs :mjcry:

:wow: Holy smokes yall.
 

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These giant televised churches give real churches bad names

All offerings collected should be put back into the church; not into fueling these lavish lifestyles. Absolutely no shame in these people:scust:


The realest and truest preachers in the Bible didn't even have places to live and got killed for calling out the bullshyt of the orthodox Jews that had turned the church into a business like these mother fukkers



If you go to a church that says you need to give money in order to receive blessings you lost
 

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Yep I believe so. I know many that attend religiously for the fleecing.

It has to be the charisma.

When I was a teen, I used to enjoy those preachers that came on late night BET a lot. I was really liking Creflo Dollar and them. You could not tell me nothing, but I was a teen.

When I got older, and checked him out later I saw he was a scam artist, very stuff these crooked pastors talk about has anything to do with Scripture.

But I can understand their appeal to the brain dead congregation.
 
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"I got in the plane that God so graciously gave me and as I was going home the Lord said 'Jesse, do you like you're plane?'"

:dead: man fukk these guys :mjlol:

"We in the soul business" :troll:
 

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The world's biggest social club once again with the finesse. :heh:

A local pastor in my area scammed a church a few years back that my family went to regularly. Paid for his two daughters college tuition and got them a nice vacation in Bahamas.:wow: I joke about it every now and then with my mom because she's the one who always told me to go to church. I never let her off the hook til this day. :lolbron:
 

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They just finessing like the cacs did back in the day.

"Throw the bible at you n say that's your treasure, now gimmie your luxuries and the lord will bless ya."

#bars
 

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Matthew 7:21-22

True and False Disciples

21 “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. 22 Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ 23 Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’
 
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