Tell Me Something You Wouldn't Tell Your GF/BF

[The Burger King]

All I wanna be is El Chapo...

 

[A.V.]

I love you

 

[LezJepzin]

That she's my first serious relationship

 

[HIVAIDS]

I been with you for 6 years. Raised your kid we both achieved so much by helping each other. it was just suppose to be a Netflix and chill. Now I'm not attracted to you anymore. Every time you or your kid give me a headache I think how the fuk did I let this thing get so deep.

 

[wickedsm]

Not much.

I try to refrain from telling husband about some of the stupid shyt I read on here cause he might get annoyed with me
Entertaining the tomfoolery.

 

[He Who Posts Well]

One reason why I take so long to nut is because I'm not attracted to her. I have to force myself to like her mentally and then use that to stimulate myself....and then nut.

Why are you with her then breh?

 

[Aceofspades404]

So you would be in a relationship with a woman you are not attracted to
But you claim they are easy p*ssy and prudes.
But if they are easy, why would you need to be in a relationship with them in the first place
whengoes wrong

 

[Aceofspades404]

I don't think there's anything I wouldn't tell my bf tbh...

 

[#SOG_soldier]

I post on the coli

 

[Brandon M.]

yall weird

 

[vicioustalk]

I post on the coli

Same

And I've got my eyes on you

 

[The Mad Titan]

Anything from past relationships, women hold on to that kind of thing tight.


So basically.....




That i post on the coli

 

[Heafcliffe]

I do this thing called the time machine nut. When I'm really high and I'm fukking a girl, I think back to every amazing nut I've ever busted with every bad woman. Like I fantasize back to all of them moaning at the same time, getting back shots and all screaming at the same time. All saying "cum for me baby" at the same time. Every amazing nut gets warped into my mind and I bring all of them erotic energy into the present to create one HUGE NUT. I can only do it when I'm high tho doesn't work when I'm sober.

That shyt be having me like

bytches be thinking "I got some good ass p*ssy"

And in my head I be like, "no they all did"

Hilarious shyt. *insert Craig Robinson bathtub gif*

I been with you for 6 years. Raised your kid we both acheived so much by helping each other. it was just suppose to be a Netflix and chill. now I'm not attached to you and every time you or your kid give me a headache I think how the fuk did I let this thing get so deep.

 

[Swirv]

Not only did she grab my dikk hard as fukk. She got two sucks on the head when I was trying to pull her off. It's not my fault

 

[MoonGoddess]

I'd catch a grenade for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Throw my hand on a blade for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'd jump in front of a train for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
You know I'd do anything for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh, I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through my brain