Tell Me Something You Wouldn't Tell Your GF/BF

[MillionMills]

Sometimes she uses too much teeth

Sometimes I catch her slippin and it doesn't smell that fresh

My ex p*ssy was wetter

 

[Hahahaha]

If we didn't own a house I would have left already.

#GMB

 

[Linc]

I'm honest with people to a fault, I never hide anything now.

works against me more often than not

not surprisingly I'm single lol

 

[William F. Russell]

Why are you with her then breh?

Easy p*ssy

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Breh the box being good or not should be a deal breaker tbh.

Nah that's a bit too shallow for me. Just like how no woman should expect a perfect man, we shouldn't expect a perfect woman.

If everything is on point: she's cool, always got you down, treats you like a king, and just generally vibes well, I can put up with average to meh level p*ssy. Ain't worth dropping a good woman over just sex.

This is all assuming she's a great person though. If she got lame ass puss AND she a piece of shyt?

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

If you have to hide shyt from your s/o, you're with the wrong person.

 

[SunGod]

I'll be tying your hands behind your back and lifting that dress before you even realize what's going on.

 

[TEH]

Nah that's a bit too shallow for me. Just like how no woman should expect a perfect man, we shouldn't expect a perfect woman.

If everything is on point: she's cool, always got you down, treats you like a king, and just generally vibes well, I can put up with average to meh level p*ssy. Ain't worth dropping a good woman over just sex.

This is all assuming she's a great person though. If she got lame ass puss AND she a piece of shyt?

(Maybe this deserves a separate thread) I don't know if I'd call it shallow or practical. I guess it depends. I can possibly put up with a dry one but not a smelly one or a loose one for a ltr. If I was the one to make it loose then that's different. On the other hand what if she isn't satisfied with you? She may be blaming you for not pleasing her when all the time she never realizes that its her who is :

 

[Playeroni]

I been with you for 6 years. Raised your kid we both acheived so much by helping each other. it was just suppose to be a Netflix and chill. now I'm not attached to you and every time you or your kid give me a headache I think how the fuk did I let this thing get so deep.

Damn bro. I gonna assume your still young, so why are you letting time pass you by? It may be complicated but I never understood wasting yours and someone elses time. Do you love her?

 

[Action Mike]

I been with you for 6 years. Raised your kid we both acheived so much by helping each other. it was just suppose to be a Netflix and chill. now I'm not attached to you and every time you or your kid give me a headache I think how the fuk did I let this thing get so deep.

 

[Rozay Oro]

I still like to watch Disney/Nickelodeon shows that are for kids/teens

Watched every episode of Zoey 101, iCarly and Victorious in my early 20s

Ol' girl can't EVER find out about that....

wtf breh

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

YOU'RE FAT AND YOUR SISTER LOOKS BETTER THAN YOU.

 

[Canon]

I still like to watch Disney/Nickelodeon shows that are for kids/teens

Watched every episode of Zoey 101, iCarly and Victorious in my early 20s

Ol' girl can't EVER find out about that....

i watch Cartoon Network in front of my girl all day

 

[Orange cream shake]

I get off to girl on girl but I'm not gay.

 

[Rozay Oro]

(Maybe this deserves a separate thread) I don't know if I'd call it shallow or practical. I guess it depends. I can possibly put up with a dry one but not a smelly one or a loose one for a ltr. If I was the one to make it loose then that's different. Plus are you feeling her that much that wack a wack box can be an issue and it not be a problem? Also on the other hand what if she isn't satisfied with you? She may be blaming you for not pleasing her when all the time she never realizes that its her who is :

This topic should have its own thread for sure